Vanessa Biscuits
vanessabiscuits.bsky.social
Vanessa Biscuits
@vanessabiscuits.bsky.social
Waiting for this nightmare to end.
Gotta let the neighbors know that we are Talafreakos.
October 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
After 7 months in our house I finally met the neighbors today.
October 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Has anyone ever had a new puppy that was majorly treat aggressive? Murphy lost his shit today and I never want that to happen again.
October 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Why is a girl the one who figures out who the unabomber is in the Netflix Unabomber movie? Don’t we all know it was a guy?
October 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
That was 100% on purpose.
October 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I just got an email from a plaintiff’s attorney saying she is not in the business of suing people.
Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction
ALT: Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction
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October 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Why is calling any place such a hassle now? Your AI chat box is trash.
October 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
“Mama - you gonna say anything about me tearing this basket up?”
October 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Ever seen a dog on crack?
October 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Ricky Martin is Puerto Rican and not Brazilian.
September 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
This new update is trash. My phone constantly freezes now.
September 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Marcel cannot throw a complete pass.
September 27, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Someone call a medic.
September 20, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Murphy stopped barking at the paper shredder and rumba .. however my AirPod is a different story.
September 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
He woke me up at 3a, 5am and 7am. Now he wants to sleep and suck up to me.
September 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Holy shit. This chicken and waffles with egg and cheese is amazing. @ntmellie.bsky.social why must you share these things.
September 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
@suge-white.bsky.social happy birthday!
September 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Wanna know why he’s exhausted? He’s gearing up to vault over the gate.
September 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The only time this dog is calm is when he’s asleep. He just decided a hat is his mortal enemy. The hat has been there a week.
September 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
That dude on the Ohio State’s sideline has quite possibly the most yellow teeth I have seen in HD.
September 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I’ve apparently blocked every spam caller in America in now getting Canadian calls.
September 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
This dog just ate my brand new hat that came in the mail 30 mins prior. Who wants him?
September 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Does anyone have a boy dog that constantly pees on his leg? I can’t never seen it and bro does it constantly.
September 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
This dog is insane lol. I forgot what it’s like to have a puppy.
September 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I find them showing everyone crying since Charles crashed hilarious. Yall need to relax.
September 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM