Jordan Van Essen
@vanessential515.bsky.social
Gay Iowan living in KCMO
This is my public kinda SFW account 🏳️🌈🍉
This is my public kinda SFW account 🏳️🌈🍉
What’s your favorite album cover?
February 27, 2026 at 3:34 AM
What’s your favorite album cover?
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it’s twin peaks day ☕
February 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
it’s twin peaks day ☕
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Kash Patel this Sunday: “You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines, to any sort of protest that you want."
January 27, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Kash Patel this Sunday: “You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines, to any sort of protest that you want."
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December 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
About to see this forgotten gem for the very first time.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
About to see this forgotten gem for the very first time.
The Ramones > The Beach Boys
I know this comparison makes absolutely no sense but it does in my weird little head and that’s all that matters.
I know this comparison makes absolutely no sense but it does in my weird little head and that’s all that matters.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The Ramones > The Beach Boys
I know this comparison makes absolutely no sense but it does in my weird little head and that’s all that matters.
I know this comparison makes absolutely no sense but it does in my weird little head and that’s all that matters.
Me and who? I won’t be too picky as long as I get to be the little spoon. 🥺
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Me and who? I won’t be too picky as long as I get to be the little spoon. 🥺
Happy Halloween followers! Here’s my first face pic and it just so happens to be profile pic from last years spooky festivities. 🎃👻
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Happy Halloween followers! Here’s my first face pic and it just so happens to be profile pic from last years spooky festivities. 🎃👻
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I'd like to solve the puzzle. 🖕😆🖕
September 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'd like to solve the puzzle. 🖕😆🖕
It sucks when the people you count on the most can’t support you in the ways you really need. I guess I should be grateful I have any support at all, but I still feel let down all the same.
September 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It sucks when the people you count on the most can’t support you in the ways you really need. I guess I should be grateful I have any support at all, but I still feel let down all the same.
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Share a random horror GIF 😱🖤
August 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Share a random horror GIF 😱🖤
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A Jet2 holiday would fix me.
July 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A Jet2 holiday would fix me.
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The four horsemen coming for all your CEOs
July 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The four horsemen coming for all your CEOs
July 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’ll just be over here melting and patiently waiting for Halloween.
July 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’ll just be over here melting and patiently waiting for Halloween.
Watching this forgotten classic for the first time tonight. #bubblegumcrisis #anime #mecha
#80scyberpunk
#80scyberpunk
a collage of three anime girls with different colored hair
Alt: A collage of the four anime girls that make up the Knight Sabers in the 80s anime Bubblegum Crisis.
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July 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Watching this forgotten classic for the first time tonight. #bubblegumcrisis #anime #mecha
#80scyberpunk
#80scyberpunk
I was finally able to break back into this account after accidentally getting myself locked out, I hope all you dozens of followers missed me. 🙃
July 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I was finally able to break back into this account after accidentally getting myself locked out, I hope all you dozens of followers missed me. 🙃
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Jesus Gordon, that would be so damn sweet.
February 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Jesus Gordon, that would be so damn sweet.