Eli 🏳️⚧️
@vaporforbrains.bsky.social
He/him
science team apologist
science team apologist
and as a reward i unlocked this image lmao raven beak really thinks hes serving doesnt he
September 27, 2026 at 1:17 AM
and as a reward i unlocked this image lmao raven beak really thinks hes serving doesnt he
technically this only calls for two wall jumps, but we all know triples is safest
September 27, 2026 at 1:13 AM
technically this only calls for two wall jumps, but we all know triples is safest
decided to do something more productive with my time, like frame-perfect shinespark puzzles
September 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
decided to do something more productive with my time, like frame-perfect shinespark puzzles
me to the zoomers looking at me and laughing like
September 25, 2026 at 10:05 PM
me to the zoomers looking at me and laughing like
i cant believe im actually pulling off shinespark stunts in this game omg i can do anything high
September 24, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i cant believe im actually pulling off shinespark stunts in this game omg i can do anything high
pretty sure it’s after this. because the next debriefing after everything that follows, you’d think Adam would be like “holy fucking shit lady that’s concerning” but instead he IMMEDIATELY knows what it is and is like “yes it is time now go face your destiny…”
September 23, 2026 at 11:33 PM
pretty sure it’s after this. because the next debriefing after everything that follows, you’d think Adam would be like “holy fucking shit lady that’s concerning” but instead he IMMEDIATELY knows what it is and is like “yes it is time now go face your destiny…”
this is so fucking funny in a post “Elon buying Twitter” world. Adam warned us!!!!!
September 22, 2026 at 9:32 PM
this is so fucking funny in a post “Elon buying Twitter” world. Adam warned us!!!!!
the synthpop girlies have Had Enough
September 22, 2026 at 7:38 PM
the synthpop girlies have Had Enough
when that deep Brinstar arrangement hits during the Chozo exposition cutscene in dread
September 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
when that deep Brinstar arrangement hits during the Chozo exposition cutscene in dread
from “THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT” to “I’m the best to ever do it” in record time
September 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
from “THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT” to “I’m the best to ever do it” in record time
it’s important that the quotes are food-related
September 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
it’s important that the quotes are food-related
absolutely insane to me that the universe introduced me to Audie Murphy through two separate channels
September 18, 2026 at 2:11 AM
absolutely insane to me that the universe introduced me to Audie Murphy through two separate channels
NEW KITTY DISCOVERED IN BOLIVIA?????
September 18, 2026 at 1:06 AM
NEW KITTY DISCOVERED IN BOLIVIA?????
never mind THIS is the perfect one
September 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
never mind THIS is the perfect one
Oh my god, something similar happening to Shiny Toy Guns last year- I remember seeing this single
pop up, then I listened to it and it just… wasn’t them.
pop up, then I listened to it and it just… wasn’t them.
September 17, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Oh my god, something similar happening to Shiny Toy Guns last year- I remember seeing this single
pop up, then I listened to it and it just… wasn’t them.
pop up, then I listened to it and it just… wasn’t them.
gonna tell my kids this was ridley and kraid
September 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
gonna tell my kids this was ridley and kraid
live Wisp reaction
September 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
live Wisp reaction
been obsessed with this breakdown by the pretty wild… soundtrack to samus’s rage era
September 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
been obsessed with this breakdown by the pretty wild… soundtrack to samus’s rage era
what 3 years of HRT does to a mf
September 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
what 3 years of HRT does to a mf
losing my mind at finding out AG has been around like twice as long as i thought
September 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
losing my mind at finding out AG has been around like twice as long as i thought
day 2
you just know Samus saw this architecture in a fiery area and went “I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD RIDLEY-“
you just know Samus saw this architecture in a fiery area and went “I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD RIDLEY-“
September 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
day 2
you just know Samus saw this architecture in a fiery area and went “I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD RIDLEY-“
you just know Samus saw this architecture in a fiery area and went “I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD RIDLEY-“
the real Adam wouldnt give a fuck if Samus entered a high temperature area without the proper protection lmaooooooo iykyk
September 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
the real Adam wouldnt give a fuck if Samus entered a high temperature area without the proper protection lmaooooooo iykyk
oh yeah it’s mortally wounded. she says at the start of the trailer she “sustained grave injuries” and we also got this shot 😬 i cant believe samus aran is fucking dead
September 13, 2026 at 9:51 AM
oh yeah it’s mortally wounded. she says at the start of the trailer she “sustained grave injuries” and we also got this shot 😬 i cant believe samus aran is fucking dead