my favorite sport? being hunted for
September 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
my favorite sport? being hunted for
i'm being hunted. and it's personal
September 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
i'm being hunted. and it's personal
i broke things off after snooping through his phone. he wasn't cheating but he had a folder of reaction gifs
September 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
i broke things off after snooping through his phone. he wasn't cheating but he had a folder of reaction gifs
every tweet is an open palm held out to the world in the hopes that someone might high five it
September 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
every tweet is an open palm held out to the world in the hopes that someone might high five it
i'm sorry you're having a rough time lately. but i think i can solve all your problems through aristotelian logic
September 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
i'm sorry you're having a rough time lately. but i think i can solve all your problems through aristotelian logic
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when shit is unnecessary its like damn guess we dont need that
September 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
when shit is unnecessary its like damn guess we dont need that
everything i do is just to feel something
September 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
everything i do is just to feel something
i'm trying to create true art but it keeps getting recognized in its own time
September 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
i'm trying to create true art but it keeps getting recognized in its own time
everyone hates my new bit, the motivational gleeker
September 16, 2026 at 3:35 AM
everyone hates my new bit, the motivational gleeker
my doctor says the bad has reached my bones
September 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
my doctor says the bad has reached my bones
you gotta take the stuff with the other stuff
September 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
you gotta take the stuff with the other stuff
hello..? hellooo?? hellooooo...?
September 15, 2026 at 6:33 AM
hello..? hellooo?? hellooooo...?
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The most important thing when you’re naming a child is search engine optimization and the second most important thing is Thomas pynchon
September 15, 2026 at 6:03 AM
The most important thing when you’re naming a child is search engine optimization and the second most important thing is Thomas pynchon
i love sad guys, they make good music
September 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
i love sad guys, they make good music
i'm playing her clit staccato
September 14, 2026 at 8:33 AM
i'm playing her clit staccato
[to a girl with pink hair] damn, girl... do the armpits match the drapes..?
September 13, 2026 at 7:06 AM
[to a girl with pink hair] damn, girl... do the armpits match the drapes..?
hopeless romantic with a thing for armpits: she seems nice, i wonder if she likes me... and i hope she has sexy armpits...
September 13, 2026 at 7:04 AM
hopeless romantic with a thing for armpits: she seems nice, i wonder if she likes me... and i hope she has sexy armpits...
i love telling a customer there's nothing i can do
September 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
i love telling a customer there's nothing i can do
if you were really human, you wouldn't be scared of me throwing these pokeballs at you. so you can see why i'm suspicious
September 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
if you were really human, you wouldn't be scared of me throwing these pokeballs at you. so you can see why i'm suspicious
everything works out for some reason
September 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
everything works out for some reason
money is for shiny toys
September 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
money is for shiny toys
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i killed everyone on earth in self defense
September 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
i killed everyone on earth in self defense
the ultimate nutritious several cigarettes dinner
September 12, 2026 at 1:52 AM
the ultimate nutritious several cigarettes dinner
the angel on my shoulder wants me to feel super duper good
September 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
the angel on my shoulder wants me to feel super duper good
devil on my shoulder: you should scream as loud as you can in the middle of your shift 😈
me: no... that's so unprofessional...
angel on my other shoulder: it would feel really good. i want you to feel super duper good 😇
me: no... that's so unprofessional...
angel on my other shoulder: it would feel really good. i want you to feel super duper good 😇
September 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
devil on my shoulder: you should scream as loud as you can in the middle of your shift 😈
me: no... that's so unprofessional...
angel on my other shoulder: it would feel really good. i want you to feel super duper good 😇
me: no... that's so unprofessional...
angel on my other shoulder: it would feel really good. i want you to feel super duper good 😇