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Vectrometer
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Quantum Tyranitar of written persuasion
0x25 earth cycles completed
I make poopenfartendiaper stuff.
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https://vectrometer.carrd.co
Get you a meter long hotdog to go with it
October 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
"Thanks for your money! Say goodbye to all the virtual shit it bought" has gotta stop.
October 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Toya you smell

A smelly smell that smells smelly
October 27, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Work baked it into one of my job duties... Copilot keeps fucking up the basic shit and I have to go back and correct it constantly anyway, so why bother??
October 27, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Forever keep the tags alive
Infernape
Pokemon_in_clothes
diaper_under_clothing
October 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
constantly forcing the issue like a poison DoT *ffrrrblllllrt*
October 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I guess if you consider a license key a form of DRM then yes it did xD
October 25, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I don't think it did, but TF2 didn't originally have microtransactions either
October 25, 2026 at 1:30 PM
it still costs 5% of your max HP every dump; beyond the tenth you might just get digested anyway :3
October 25, 2026 at 3:08 AM
the stink is both arousing and paralyzing
October 25, 2026 at 3:05 AM
👀
October 25, 2026 at 2:58 AM
What did you have to do to get your hands on this?
October 24, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Not always! Sometimes the bar gets obfuscated like when you eat too many mushrooms in Peak; you can't see when you're gonna poop and it just happens
October 22, 2026 at 2:45 PM
camera view: passenger side, front or rear seat facing the driver side

view of the car seat & trapped little from the inside & CG sticking their front (or butt) through the open car door relieving themselves on the car seat (with variable success depending on kink cadence)
October 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
cue the x-ray of Paddy with a plunger shunted up his butt
October 22, 2026 at 1:45 PM
swapping your boobs for diapers and vice versa (because I love body horror ❤)
October 22, 2026 at 1:44 PM
nah there's no please

go early vote (less painful)

or go vote on election day (painful)

it's too goddamn important nowadays
October 22, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I mean, I -could- do something about it

I literally wrote the book on poop timing manipulation (dungchromancy)

but sometimes I just let my aura do its thing.

*splat-thunk*
October 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Greyden you can't just post tech gore like this online, what the heck
October 22, 2026 at 1:37 PM