Venusthighgap
@venusthighgap.bsky.social
Atheist bipolar type 1 diabetic-Vote Blue!! Don’t DM me,I’ll DM you
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Venusthighgap
@venusthighgap.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I was raised Mormon, but I quit before I got any magic underwear.
I smoke generic cigarettes through a partial in my mouth. Wanna make love?
September 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I smoke generic cigarettes through a partial in my mouth. Wanna make love?
Really hope Chef Boyardee doesn’t give my dog the shits.
September 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Really hope Chef Boyardee doesn’t give my dog the shits.
Make bologna trend.
September 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Make bologna trend.
Calling out of work with diarrhea never fails.
September 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Calling out of work with diarrhea never fails.
I need more sausage in my life.
September 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I need more sausage in my life.
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I slept for 10 million years now i will inject hormones
August 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I slept for 10 million years now i will inject hormones
Had lipstick on my teeth during a job interview. Hope that makes me stand out.
August 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Had lipstick on my teeth during a job interview. Hope that makes me stand out.
I will never, ever forget the first time I got ma’amed.
June 6, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I will never, ever forget the first time I got ma’amed.
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There is no word in the English language to adequately describe the anger and frustration and disbelief that Americans are feeling….
June 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
There is no word in the English language to adequately describe the anger and frustration and disbelief that Americans are feeling….
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“I’m Jake Tapper, and welcome to another episode of 47 Minutes.”
June 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
“I’m Jake Tapper, and welcome to another episode of 47 Minutes.”
The hippie at work recommended a healthier cigarette, because obviously my health is on my mind when I puff a Newport.
June 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The hippie at work recommended a healthier cigarette, because obviously my health is on my mind when I puff a Newport.
The thought of looking old makes me panic. Does this qualify for a Go Fund Me?
June 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The thought of looking old makes me panic. Does this qualify for a Go Fund Me?
Why, yes, my 49 year old ass wants to be your sugar baby, you weirdo from Facebook.
June 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Why, yes, my 49 year old ass wants to be your sugar baby, you weirdo from Facebook.
Don’t know if my cute still outweighs my crazy. We shall see.
June 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don’t know if my cute still outweighs my crazy. We shall see.
A lot of people can’t stand me when I’m high. I can’t stand anyone when I’m not.
May 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
A lot of people can’t stand me when I’m high. I can’t stand anyone when I’m not.
Stole an umbrella from a funeral this morning, if you’re looking for someone to look up to.
May 23, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Stole an umbrella from a funeral this morning, if you’re looking for someone to look up to.
I’m cute in a Weeble Wobble kinda way.
May 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I’m cute in a Weeble Wobble kinda way.
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Trump introduces the new White House dress code
May 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Trump introduces the new White House dress code
I’m unavailable to work at night. That’s when I do my disco dancing.
May 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I’m unavailable to work at night. That’s when I do my disco dancing.
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I just want to sing and dance in a villainous way
May 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I just want to sing and dance in a villainous way
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I can make as many terrible posts as I want, this website is magical.
May 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I can make as many terrible posts as I want, this website is magical.
The Discover tab sure does have some aggressive tits.
May 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The Discover tab sure does have some aggressive tits.
I don’t know which one of my kids will put me away yet.
May 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I don’t know which one of my kids will put me away yet.
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