callum (ribbitrabbit’s 3rd) 🔞
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23 💌 he/they 💌 minors dni 💌 THE caine/zooble shipper 💌 in love with zooble, ribbit, and jax
Lilly with an insaaane voice kink so Ribbit and Kaufmo (being the little shits they are) milk the HELL out of it
September 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Lilly with an insaaane voice kink so Ribbit and Kaufmo (being the little shits they are) milk the HELL out of it
Height difference normally scares me a bit because being 5’1 myself I am very concerned for tall people everywhere BUT! Tall Zoob 🥰
September 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Height difference normally scares me a bit because being 5’1 myself I am very concerned for tall people everywhere BUT! Tall Zoob 🥰
Okay fuck it. Into the depths of self ship hell I go, let’s all give a round of applause for my gorgeous spouse :3
September 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Okay fuck it. Into the depths of self ship hell I go, let’s all give a round of applause for my gorgeous spouse :3
Lilly REALLY teasing Kaufmo one day when they’re about to fuck like “You gonna breed me, big guy?” except they find out very quickly that they’re both SUPER into that. Lilly obviously continues the teasing but it makes Kaufmo fuck her so hard that it’s not long before she’s screaming and drooling
September 15, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Lilly REALLY teasing Kaufmo one day when they’re about to fuck like “You gonna breed me, big guy?” except they find out very quickly that they’re both SUPER into that. Lilly obviously continues the teasing but it makes Kaufmo fuck her so hard that it’s not long before she’s screaming and drooling
“Finally got a negative COVID test!” I was then shot 57 times.
September 15, 2026 at 6:35 AM
“Finally got a negative COVID test!” I was then shot 57 times.
Kaufmo digital circus it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
September 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kaufmo digital circus it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
Caine and Gangle crumbs today. I am being blessed
September 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Caine and Gangle crumbs today. I am being blessed
I love making dumb shitposts based entirely on voice actor overlap of my hyperfixations
September 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I love making dumb shitposts based entirely on voice actor overlap of my hyperfixations
Someone should’ve stopped me from watching this clip repeatedly while having COVID because even now I haven’t stopped doing that. I’ll touch YOU with MY face if you keep talking like that king!!!! 🤤
September 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Someone should’ve stopped me from watching this clip repeatedly while having COVID because even now I haven’t stopped doing that. I’ll touch YOU with MY face if you keep talking like that king!!!! 🤤
Decided to start that Chill Fellas oneshot thing after all and I haven’t even gotten to the smut part yet after 1k words of angst but now I’m quoting this in regards to Jax
September 13, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Decided to start that Chill Fellas oneshot thing after all and I haven’t even gotten to the smut part yet after 1k words of angst but now I’m quoting this in regards to Jax
Tired after an exciting day of leaving the house for the first time in an entire week but I still have the urge to write that Chill Fellas idea from earlier (that post was one of the very first things I did after waking up btw)
September 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Tired after an exciting day of leaving the house for the first time in an entire week but I still have the urge to write that Chill Fellas idea from earlier (that post was one of the very first things I did after waking up btw)
How it feels having an insanely strong hyperfixation partially motivated by having crushes on characters when a second hyperfixation is lurking around the corner for very similar reasons
September 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
How it feels having an insanely strong hyperfixation partially motivated by having crushes on characters when a second hyperfixation is lurking around the corner for very similar reasons
Binging the Osomatsu-san dub for the first time is doing nothing to help my ongoing man liker crisis because Ichimatsu quite literally has me looking like this
September 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Binging the Osomatsu-san dub for the first time is doing nothing to help my ongoing man liker crisis because Ichimatsu quite literally has me looking like this
Jax going to her room in episode 7 but when she flips over the picture of her with Kaufmo and Ribbit she doesn’t almost abstract right away she just masturbates to the picture while hating herself insanely for doing so #genitalcircus
September 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Jax going to her room in episode 7 but when she flips over the picture of her with Kaufmo and Ribbit she doesn’t almost abstract right away she just masturbates to the picture while hating herself insanely for doing so #genitalcircus
It’s 7 AM and I’ve been awake for a bit. Time to start off my day by loving the wifey! No square inch of Jax’s body would go un-kissed if I had any say in the matter because look at her 🥰
September 12, 2026 at 11:15 AM
It’s 7 AM and I’ve been awake for a bit. Time to start off my day by loving the wifey! No square inch of Jax’s body would go un-kissed if I had any say in the matter because look at her 🥰
Reposted by callum (ribbitrabbit’s 3rd) 🔞
September 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
When there is new Surprise Show porn posted on here or AO3 it is safe to assume I have fallen to my knees and wept out of joy
September 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
When there is new Surprise Show porn posted on here or AO3 it is safe to assume I have fallen to my knees and wept out of joy
Reposted by callum (ribbitrabbit’s 3rd) 🔞
unrelated to the freakometer. had to do sum fresh for a sec lol.
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Caine thought it wouldnt be funny to torture Zooble with a neverending edge sesh.
bro mightve miscalculated how much zooble would be into it lmao.
#genitalcircus
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Caine thought it wouldnt be funny to torture Zooble with a neverending edge sesh.
bro mightve miscalculated how much zooble would be into it lmao.
#genitalcircus
September 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
unrelated to the freakometer. had to do sum fresh for a sec lol.
FULL UNCENSORED ON PATREON~
patreon.com/c/BemusedPan
Caine thought it wouldnt be funny to torture Zooble with a neverending edge sesh.
bro mightve miscalculated how much zooble would be into it lmao.
#genitalcircus
FULL UNCENSORED ON PATREON~
patreon.com/c/BemusedPan
Caine thought it wouldnt be funny to torture Zooble with a neverending edge sesh.
bro mightve miscalculated how much zooble would be into it lmao.
#genitalcircus
OKAY WAIT. Show canon Meanjokes where there’s *something* going on but they’re both too stupid to tell what it is exactly. Post Ribbit abstraction, Jax starts thinking “Kaufmo’s gay or whatever, he’d hate me too if he knew” when in reality Kaufmo doesn’t realize he forgot to specify he’s bi
September 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
OKAY WAIT. Show canon Meanjokes where there’s *something* going on but they’re both too stupid to tell what it is exactly. Post Ribbit abstraction, Jax starts thinking “Kaufmo’s gay or whatever, he’d hate me too if he knew” when in reality Kaufmo doesn’t realize he forgot to specify he’s bi
Can’t wait to see all the Caine porn artists go absolutely fucking INSANE over a merch ad again and bless the tags with peak art. Love y’all in Caine Fucker Nation cause the devil works hard but you guys work WAY harder!!!
September 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Can’t wait to see all the Caine porn artists go absolutely fucking INSANE over a merch ad again and bless the tags with peak art. Love y’all in Caine Fucker Nation cause the devil works hard but you guys work WAY harder!!!
Hear me out. Lilly and Gangle friendship. I think there’d be a good bit of overlap on terms of alt subculture (although Gangle would gravitate much more cutesy aesthetic wise than Lilly does) and that in much better circumstances Gangle would love to introduce her to the Weird Girl lifestyle
September 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Hear me out. Lilly and Gangle friendship. I think there’d be a good bit of overlap on terms of alt subculture (although Gangle would gravitate much more cutesy aesthetic wise than Lilly does) and that in much better circumstances Gangle would love to introduce her to the Weird Girl lifestyle
Been having Meanjokes on the brain nonstop since I posted the fic on Tuesday but I cannot form coherent thoughts about them to share so I’m sitting here like this instead
September 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Been having Meanjokes on the brain nonstop since I posted the fic on Tuesday but I cannot form coherent thoughts about them to share so I’m sitting here like this instead
I know I just technically wrote Chill Fellas. But I need to write more Chill Fellas
September 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I know I just technically wrote Chill Fellas. But I need to write more Chill Fellas
I meant to post this here a few days ago but I forgor. Go my autism4autism cutie pies
September 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I meant to post this here a few days ago but I forgor. Go my autism4autism cutie pies
[posts a fic rated Explicit under a ship tag that only has 10 Explicit fics not counting mine] Why is my fic not taking off yet :(
September 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
[posts a fic rated Explicit under a ship tag that only has 10 Explicit fics not counting mine] Why is my fic not taking off yet :(