Ace Fantastik
@vervillian.bsky.social
Ace Fantastik, Alaska via ATX/PDX/Boston/Connecticut. I enjoy jumping jacks, headbands, fruit smoothies, music artists, and other modern hobbies and pursuits.
I believe that when the batter gets hit, they should be able to elect to take first base or make the count 3-0.
September 30, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I believe that when the batter gets hit, they should be able to elect to take first base or make the count 3-0.
I went to an art school: dealing with bullies as an adult is the same as dealing with bullies as when young: tell them to shut the fuck up and stand up for yourself. Art school bullies are ACAB jock cosplayers. The lesbian bar in Greenfield could have ended this with one loud “Shut the fuck up”
September 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I went to an art school: dealing with bullies as an adult is the same as dealing with bullies as when young: tell them to shut the fuck up and stand up for yourself. Art school bullies are ACAB jock cosplayers. The lesbian bar in Greenfield could have ended this with one loud “Shut the fuck up”
Everyone hates the Patriots until its time to humiliate Aaron Rodgers on national televison! @drewmagary.bsky.social
September 20, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Everyone hates the Patriots until its time to humiliate Aaron Rodgers on national televison! @drewmagary.bsky.social
Me, a 5’8” glasses wearing man, standing next to my girlfriend, who is the same height and has a similiar smokin bod. @davidjroth.bsky.social
September 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Me, a 5’8” glasses wearing man, standing next to my girlfriend, who is the same height and has a similiar smokin bod. @davidjroth.bsky.social
Emos and Goths are jealous of Vampires, since Vampires never age but get to emotionally mature, whereas Emos and Goths are trapped in amber emotionally while their soft bodies and hollow bones fail them and decay while they age in front of their full length mirror (That Cure poster is in the selfie)
September 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Emos and Goths are jealous of Vampires, since Vampires never age but get to emotionally mature, whereas Emos and Goths are trapped in amber emotionally while their soft bodies and hollow bones fail them and decay while they age in front of their full length mirror (That Cure poster is in the selfie)
Hakeem Jeffries just telegraphed that the GOP is going to keep the Senate, and Mike Johnson is going to refuse to seat Dem reps. Hakeem will karate chop the air and lay down some rhymes while he fundraises to keep his position. Enjoy a 53-47 Senate (Fetterman def flips) and the end of the 19th!
August 26, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Hakeem Jeffries just telegraphed that the GOP is going to keep the Senate, and Mike Johnson is going to refuse to seat Dem reps. Hakeem will karate chop the air and lay down some rhymes while he fundraises to keep his position. Enjoy a 53-47 Senate (Fetterman def flips) and the end of the 19th!
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Spreadsheet people
New York and California
Spreadsheet people
I was born on Jupiter
New York and California
Spreadsheet people
I was born on Jupiter
August 21, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Spreadsheet people
New York and California
Spreadsheet people
I was born on Jupiter
New York and California
Spreadsheet people
I was born on Jupiter
Alaska election analysis: Lots of people voted for Democrats. Lots of people who didn’t vote at all will vote in November. So, inconclusive!
August 20, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Alaska election analysis: Lots of people voted for Democrats. Lots of people who didn’t vote at all will vote in November. So, inconclusive!
Attention Democrats: If I am not your constituent, don’t text me to ask for money.
August 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Attention Democrats: If I am not your constituent, don’t text me to ask for money.
Its happening! EVERYBODY TALK ABOUT ALASKA (for 4 days)
Now that Maine is over, I’m morbily curious to learn how non-Alaska residents are going to pivot to being sudden experts in the electoral politics of my state.
August 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Its happening! EVERYBODY TALK ABOUT ALASKA (for 4 days)
I neither live nor vote in Michigan, so I don’t really care, but I’m amused by Haley Stevens supporters increasingly unhinged lashouts, which now include having the party convention overturn the results if she loses in the primary. Absolutely great stuff by the “mainstream” wing of the Democrats.
August 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I neither live nor vote in Michigan, so I don’t really care, but I’m amused by Haley Stevens supporters increasingly unhinged lashouts, which now include having the party convention overturn the results if she loses in the primary. Absolutely great stuff by the “mainstream” wing of the Democrats.
This is a Google Maps photo of Mt. Gannett, Alaska.
July 24, 2026 at 1:34 AM
This is a Google Maps photo of Mt. Gannett, Alaska.
Your book has arrived in Alaska. @justinhalpern.bsky.social
July 24, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Your book has arrived in Alaska. @justinhalpern.bsky.social
Congratulations to the United States of America and President Trump for winning the World Cup
July 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Congratulations to the United States of America and President Trump for winning the World Cup
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June 18, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I enjoy the Band of Brothers casting:
A) A bunch of Brits with decent American accents
B) Several Americans with less decent American accents
C) A few extremely handsome dudes who seem out of a completely different show
D) Also Schwimmer and Fallon wtf
A) A bunch of Brits with decent American accents
B) Several Americans with less decent American accents
C) A few extremely handsome dudes who seem out of a completely different show
D) Also Schwimmer and Fallon wtf
June 18, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I enjoy the Band of Brothers casting:
A) A bunch of Brits with decent American accents
B) Several Americans with less decent American accents
C) A few extremely handsome dudes who seem out of a completely different show
D) Also Schwimmer and Fallon wtf
A) A bunch of Brits with decent American accents
B) Several Americans with less decent American accents
C) A few extremely handsome dudes who seem out of a completely different show
D) Also Schwimmer and Fallon wtf
They are doing it again and I credit you for making it happen. @bryancurtis.bsky.social @thepressbox.bsky.social
Leaving the desk audio on into the ad break was an excellent production choice. @bryancurtis.bsky.social @thepressbox.bsky.social
June 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
They are doing it again and I credit you for making it happen. @bryancurtis.bsky.social @thepressbox.bsky.social
Now that Maine is over, I’m morbily curious to learn how non-Alaska residents are going to pivot to being sudden experts in the electoral politics of my state.
June 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Now that Maine is over, I’m morbily curious to learn how non-Alaska residents are going to pivot to being sudden experts in the electoral politics of my state.
Dis fuckin dood . this happened during actual gameplay. @davidjroth.bsky.social
June 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Dis fuckin dood . this happened during actual gameplay. @davidjroth.bsky.social
They were saying Booourns
June 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
They were saying Booourns
Donald Tump rigging the World Cup for an England victory is my prediction. @davidjroth.bsky.social
June 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Donald Tump rigging the World Cup for an England victory is my prediction. @davidjroth.bsky.social
Leaving the desk audio on into the ad break was an excellent production choice. @bryancurtis.bsky.social @thepressbox.bsky.social
June 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Leaving the desk audio on into the ad break was an excellent production choice. @bryancurtis.bsky.social @thepressbox.bsky.social
Venus Williams looks amazing
May 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Venus Williams looks amazing