Pope Callahan the Unseemly
@vexedfluxation.bsky.social
I'm experimenting with liking things. Not keen so far
He/him
He/him
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Muthaporkin hamglider
Really excited about this collab between blue sky and fuckin meowmeow beans.
September 17, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Really excited about this collab between blue sky and fuckin meowmeow beans.
That space between sleep and wakefulness. The moment where the breath in your lungs matches the pressure of the air outside of them. A perfect sensation of life at slack tide, my spirit neither rising nor falling.
I release a virulent, pant-ripping, duvet-flapping blast of eldritch flatulence
I release a virulent, pant-ripping, duvet-flapping blast of eldritch flatulence
September 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
That space between sleep and wakefulness. The moment where the breath in your lungs matches the pressure of the air outside of them. A perfect sensation of life at slack tide, my spirit neither rising nor falling.
I release a virulent, pant-ripping, duvet-flapping blast of eldritch flatulence
I release a virulent, pant-ripping, duvet-flapping blast of eldritch flatulence
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The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
September 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
I had to wait for it all to come out before starting (huh, wonder why?) and I'm only on episode one and I love it.
Everyone needs to listen to It's A Superpower?? It's funny, charming, has a tonne of heart, and even more cake. It'll make you laugh and cry at the same time, so maybe not one for the bus (unless it's your bus)
thedailytism.com/podcast/
thedailytism.com/podcast/
It’s a Superpower??
From the team behind The Daily Tism and A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs comes the first ever sitcom by and for autistic people. Wait, surely that’s illegal? It’s a Superpower?? follows Norah, Sop...
thedailytism.com
September 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I had to wait for it all to come out before starting (huh, wonder why?) and I'm only on episode one and I love it.
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Just realised I’m watching the 1940 version of Gaslight, not the 1944 remake. Spent the entire thing thinking “this isn’t how I remember this” if only there was some word or phrase for this
September 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Just realised I’m watching the 1940 version of Gaslight, not the 1944 remake. Spent the entire thing thinking “this isn’t how I remember this” if only there was some word or phrase for this
"haha, that's bait. You can't get me." I laugh as the infinite curve of astronauts with handguns spin off behind me into the vastness of space.
A localised big bang forcibly opens my mind to the big black and my sightless eyes gaze upon the nothing
I continue scrolling
"Ooooh a kitten!"
A localised big bang forcibly opens my mind to the big black and my sightless eyes gaze upon the nothing
I continue scrolling
"Ooooh a kitten!"
September 13, 2026 at 10:57 AM
"haha, that's bait. You can't get me." I laugh as the infinite curve of astronauts with handguns spin off behind me into the vastness of space.
A localised big bang forcibly opens my mind to the big black and my sightless eyes gaze upon the nothing
I continue scrolling
"Ooooh a kitten!"
A localised big bang forcibly opens my mind to the big black and my sightless eyes gaze upon the nothing
I continue scrolling
"Ooooh a kitten!"
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Thank you so much to everyone who has played or shared this. Absolutely thrilled. What a treat.
September 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Thank you so much to everyone who has played or shared this. Absolutely thrilled. What a treat.
I mean, I do now
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: https://forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
September 6, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I mean, I do now
"dude, I love you and you know I do but yous a stinkeh boi with stank booty. You gotta get yourself right homie" is about the best you're gonna do, but do it you must, for the stanky homie
FTR: there is *no way* to have a direct conversation re someone's body odor/poor hygiene that will not bring up uncomfortable feelings.
coaching grown adults on how to have a conversation about hygiene with other grown adults is ranking pretty high in the top 5 strange and expensive uses of therapy.
September 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"dude, I love you and you know I do but yous a stinkeh boi with stank booty. You gotta get yourself right homie" is about the best you're gonna do, but do it you must, for the stanky homie
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Buy flowers. Visit a random cemetery. Pick a grave that seems right. Give the dead person some flowers. Ask that in exchange for your offering they make something weird and pleasant happen in your life. Wait.
September 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Buy flowers. Visit a random cemetery. Pick a grave that seems right. Give the dead person some flowers. Ask that in exchange for your offering they make something weird and pleasant happen in your life. Wait.
Sony is incorrect and can eat my shit and hair
Sony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy.
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
Sony says ‘reasonable consumers’ know they don’t own the digital games they buy | VGC
It’s “not plausible” to suggest people believe they’re “obtaining ownership”…
www.videogameschronicle.com
September 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Sony is incorrect and can eat my shit and hair
Ok, well firstly shut up
♈️ Your body's begging for a break, but you're too busy pretending that Red Bull counts as hydration. Put something green in your mouth, lift a weight, and sweat out the nonsense.
Aries Daily Horoscope
August 29, 2026
www.astrolis.com
August 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Ok, well firstly shut up
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A New Color (1/5🧵)
August 24, 2026 at 11:16 PM
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Lookit buddy, if you're advertising on YouTube I already think that what you're selling is a scam. If you're trying to sell it with AI, then it's a double scam with a side of horseshit
August 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Lookit buddy, if you're advertising on YouTube I already think that what you're selling is a scam. If you're trying to sell it with AI, then it's a double scam with a side of horseshit
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very funny that everything is snowcrash except for the one part that zuckerberg tried to rip off and turn into his next big thing
August 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
very funny that everything is snowcrash except for the one part that zuckerberg tried to rip off and turn into his next big thing
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When it happens: America can heal now
Five minutes after it happens: it's not gonna though
Five minutes after it happens: it's not gonna though
August 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
When it happens: America can heal now
Five minutes after it happens: it's not gonna though
Five minutes after it happens: it's not gonna though
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August 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Tis an ill wind that blows no minds
What’s your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only)
August 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Tis an ill wind that blows no minds
Fuuuuuuuuuuu
August 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuu
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The alert at least gave us an insight into a very British apocalypse. No strangers hugging and crying, just a few million people going "I nearly shat myself"
August 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The alert at least gave us an insight into a very British apocalypse. No strangers hugging and crying, just a few million people going "I nearly shat myself"
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you
Hi I'm my own unfettered stupidity
Hi I'm my own unfettered stupidity
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
Humbug of doom.
Humbug of doom.
August 14, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you
Hi I'm my own unfettered stupidity
Hi I'm my own unfettered stupidity
Ok. Adding Clacton to the mute list. The only reason bins isn't getting added is in case @punishedsadiston.bsky.social decides to bring back the classics
August 14, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Ok. Adding Clacton to the mute list. The only reason bins isn't getting added is in case @punishedsadiston.bsky.social decides to bring back the classics
That's... Suboptimal
@vexedfluxation.bsky.social has 758 real followers
(followers that have not been blocked/suspended/deleted)
(followers that have not been blocked/suspended/deleted)
August 14, 2026 at 11:21 AM
That's... Suboptimal