Alright, let’s talk about Alice Weidel, the AfD’s favorite spreadsheet fascist and the human embodiment of “I’m not racist, but…” with a LinkedIn profile. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you mix German bureaucracy with Telegram brainworms, congrats, you’ve found her.

Day 1664 in the “Special Military Operation” and the Z-blogger circus is in full meltdown mode again, this time over Liman. If you’re new here, Liman is that town Russian propaganda swore was “fortress Russia” until it turned into a revolving door for Ukrainian counterattacks.

Polish politicians love to act like Ukraine is the neighbor who keeps borrowing your lawnmower and never brings it back, but the real story is way messier than “evil Bandera, bad history, give us an apology and we’ll be friends.”