John
@viscountpelham.bsky.social
33 / music & musical theatre lover / 🇺🇸🇩🇴🇮🇪🇮🇹🇫🇷
Typos galore when you’re tired and horny
October 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Typos galore when you’re tired and horny
A blowjob woiuld fix me
October 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
A blowjob woiuld fix me
Party in my bush and everyone’s invited
October 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Party in my bush and everyone’s invited
Thank goodness the weather is getting cooler. Makes the pube growth worth it.
September 23, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Thank goodness the weather is getting cooler. Makes the pube growth worth it.
I should try to sleep...but duty (edging) calls
July 26, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I should try to sleep...but duty (edging) calls
But why isn’t anyone sucking my dick right now? #showerthoughts
July 20, 2026 at 5:48 AM
But why isn’t anyone sucking my dick right now? #showerthoughts
When you should sleep but a certain body part has other plans...
June 24, 2026 at 7:50 AM
When you should sleep but a certain body part has other plans...
So I lowered my sertraline dose down to 75mg from 100mg and the difference is night and day. My dick works again!
April 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
So I lowered my sertraline dose down to 75mg from 100mg and the difference is night and day. My dick works again!
Had a dream I doused a tree in my cum and then I woke up…why?
April 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Had a dream I doused a tree in my cum and then I woke up…why?
Sometimes I have this strong urge to just have a group of friends to be naked with. In all the ways.
March 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes I have this strong urge to just have a group of friends to be naked with. In all the ways.
My mantra for Valentine's Day: Comparison is the thief of joy....comparison is the thief of joy....*in a corner in the fetal position*
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My mantra for Valentine's Day: Comparison is the thief of joy....comparison is the thief of joy....*in a corner in the fetal position*
I’m amazed that I love gay stories with lots of yearning and I don’t fall into a spiral of endless despair at the lack of romantic love in my life. Maybe I’ve just gotten good at ignoring it…..
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I’m amazed that I love gay stories with lots of yearning and I don’t fall into a spiral of endless despair at the lack of romantic love in my life. Maybe I’ve just gotten good at ignoring it…..
The urge to be naked is strong
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
The urge to be naked is strong