void 👻
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"there are two kinds of fibre crafters: the process crafter and the end product crafter"
WRONG the secret third kind where you enjoy both the activity AND the end product but despise all the sidequests that isn't The Main Activity that cannot be avoided if you want to get to The End Product
WRONG the secret third kind where you enjoy both the activity AND the end product but despise all the sidequests that isn't The Main Activity that cannot be avoided if you want to get to The End Product
September 25, 2026 at 8:36 AM
"there are two kinds of fibre crafters: the process crafter and the end product crafter"
WRONG the secret third kind where you enjoy both the activity AND the end product but despise all the sidequests that isn't The Main Activity that cannot be avoided if you want to get to The End Product
WRONG the secret third kind where you enjoy both the activity AND the end product but despise all the sidequests that isn't The Main Activity that cannot be avoided if you want to get to The End Product
i'm halfway through dnp's ship ranking video and johnlock is still the only one in S tier they better watch their fucken backs when the tour goes to singapore in december (for legal reasons, this is a comedy podcast)
September 25, 2026 at 1:48 AM
i'm halfway through dnp's ship ranking video and johnlock is still the only one in S tier they better watch their fucken backs when the tour goes to singapore in december (for legal reasons, this is a comedy podcast)
the paradox of sleeping with socks on: my feet are cold so i'll put on socks --> now they're too warm so i'll take them off --> nope nope i need them on --> what if i put them on and just skip the blanket --> no absolutely not no way in hell and also my feet are still too warm
September 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
the paradox of sleeping with socks on: my feet are cold so i'll put on socks --> now they're too warm so i'll take them off --> nope nope i need them on --> what if i put them on and just skip the blanket --> no absolutely not no way in hell and also my feet are still too warm
getting phonecalls from non-malaysian numbers the same day i got three consecutive paypal reset codes chuckles i'm in danger
September 18, 2026 at 7:46 AM
getting phonecalls from non-malaysian numbers the same day i got three consecutive paypal reset codes chuckles i'm in danger
dnp made the tour i can finally attend space-themed for me specifically but also as a hatecrime to my bank account
September 15, 2026 at 3:39 AM
dnp made the tour i can finally attend space-themed for me specifically but also as a hatecrime to my bank account
me, sitting under a box that was previously propped up by a stick after being lured there by the "interesting premise" breadcrumbs and realising that i have once again fallen for "found family": GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
September 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
me, sitting under a box that was previously propped up by a stick after being lured there by the "interesting premise" breadcrumbs and realising that i have once again fallen for "found family": GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
reading the murderbot diaries is so funny bc murderbot will be like "i don't care" and then like two pages later it's "i lied, i care so much i'm going to kill myself or let myself be killed about it" and this happens multiple times in a single book
September 3, 2026 at 8:13 AM
reading the murderbot diaries is so funny bc murderbot will be like "i don't care" and then like two pages later it's "i lied, i care so much i'm going to kill myself or let myself be killed about it" and this happens multiple times in a single book
it may be recency bias at work but i genuinely cannot remember a single time in my personal conscious memory of the haze being this bad before
September 1, 2026 at 8:40 AM
it may be recency bias at work but i genuinely cannot remember a single time in my personal conscious memory of the haze being this bad before
thought that maybe the weird gap in this book was caused by a freebie or insert or stiffer bonus page but it turns out the security strip sticker had accidentally (?) fallen in. and stuck itself. onto one of the pages.
August 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
thought that maybe the weird gap in this book was caused by a freebie or insert or stiffer bonus page but it turns out the security strip sticker had accidentally (?) fallen in. and stuck itself. onto one of the pages.
I JUST NOTICED THAT MY HADESTOWN PIN IS GONE
August 26, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I JUST NOTICED THAT MY HADESTOWN PIN IS GONE
it needs to stop being this hot the week before my period i'm turning evil
August 18, 2026 at 8:00 AM
it needs to stop being this hot the week before my period i'm turning evil
can we not let the astrophage eat the sun just a tiny bit i'm at the end of my rope
August 18, 2026 at 7:22 AM
can we not let the astrophage eat the sun just a tiny bit i'm at the end of my rope
pros: i somehow managed to snag an empty cable car all to myself
cons: it is pitch black outside, i'm completely alone, and i caught sight of this sticker on the door as it closed shut
cons: it is pitch black outside, i'm completely alone, and i caught sight of this sticker on the door as it closed shut
August 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
pros: i somehow managed to snag an empty cable car all to myself
cons: it is pitch black outside, i'm completely alone, and i caught sight of this sticker on the door as it closed shut
cons: it is pitch black outside, i'm completely alone, and i caught sight of this sticker on the door as it closed shut
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S GOING TO BE A WARRIOR CATS VIDEO GAME
August 7, 2026 at 11:11 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S GOING TO BE A WARRIOR CATS VIDEO GAME
nothing humbles you more then realising a word isn't spelled stupid, it's just your accent
August 5, 2026 at 9:57 AM
nothing humbles you more then realising a word isn't spelled stupid, it's just your accent
my mom tried on a pair of cheap swimming earplugs on a whim and i watched in real time as her eyes lit up; this must be how dark lords feel when they realise they have the perfect opening to tempt a guileless unsuspecting hero to their side
August 4, 2026 at 12:24 PM
my mom tried on a pair of cheap swimming earplugs on a whim and i watched in real time as her eyes lit up; this must be how dark lords feel when they realise they have the perfect opening to tempt a guileless unsuspecting hero to their side
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July 30, 2026 at 6:19 AM
also, i'm really starting to properly appreciate how purple used to be an aristocratic colour because the dye was just really fucking expensive to make. because i have yet to run into a single one of these in purple that actually looks good
anyway i have been bitten by the same bug that bites middle-aged men when they decide that formal dress means tang suits and batik shirts now and i'm waging a one-person war against all the Fucking Polyester in all these really nice shirts
July 28, 2026 at 11:00 AM
also, i'm really starting to properly appreciate how purple used to be an aristocratic colour because the dye was just really fucking expensive to make. because i have yet to run into a single one of these in purple that actually looks good
listen. nice shirts are allowed to cost over rm100. it's a reasonable amount to pay for something that one would wear to a formal event. but not. when it's. FUCKING POLYESTER
July 28, 2026 at 10:51 AM
listen. nice shirts are allowed to cost over rm100. it's a reasonable amount to pay for something that one would wear to a formal event. but not. when it's. FUCKING POLYESTER
similar to how if magic were real, most people wouldn't want to learn it because it'd just be coding, if humans had wings i'd think most people wouldn't want to fly because it'd be just regular ass exercise like swimming or running
July 27, 2026 at 11:19 AM
similar to how if magic were real, most people wouldn't want to learn it because it'd just be coding, if humans had wings i'd think most people wouldn't want to fly because it'd be just regular ass exercise like swimming or running
me: hey can you lock in
my brain: aiiiis kacang aiiiis ais kacang bila cuaca panas dan rasa dahaga
my brain: aiiiis kacang aiiiis ais kacang bila cuaca panas dan rasa dahaga
July 27, 2026 at 8:40 AM
me: hey can you lock in
my brain: aiiiis kacang aiiiis ais kacang bila cuaca panas dan rasa dahaga
my brain: aiiiis kacang aiiiis ais kacang bila cuaca panas dan rasa dahaga
me every time i have to set my time and date formats back to ddmmyyyy and 24h when my windows randomly decides to fucking switch them back to mmddyyyy and 12h every couple months
July 19, 2026 at 7:32 AM
me every time i have to set my time and date formats back to ddmmyyyy and 24h when my windows randomly decides to fucking switch them back to mmddyyyy and 12h every couple months
chained up by vixx is turning 11 years old later this year and to commemorate that, i went and listened to it and then spilled ice coffee all over myself yknow like an 11-year-old would
July 15, 2026 at 5:43 AM
chained up by vixx is turning 11 years old later this year and to commemorate that, i went and listened to it and then spilled ice coffee all over myself yknow like an 11-year-old would
what do you mean 給 can also be read as "ji". WHAT DO YOU MEAN 給 CAN ALSO BE READ AS "JI"
July 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
what do you mean 給 can also be read as "ji". WHAT DO YOU MEAN 給 CAN ALSO BE READ AS "JI"
every time i need to type ü on desktop i have to manually search "u with umlaut" like a little clown honking their sad little nose
July 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
every time i need to type ü on desktop i have to manually search "u with umlaut" like a little clown honking their sad little nose