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Volka
@volka-polka.bsky.social
Writer sometimes, foot lover, minors shoo

https://archiveofourown.org/users/volka_polka
mfw when I'm not a jubiler
August 24, 2026 at 11:06 PM
warming
June 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I've started to hear the noise for incoming teams messages or calls even when I'm off the clock. My manager likes to call me out of the blue
April 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
usually that's how it works, yeah. I have to sleep every night, personally
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I know you know this, but it's not a matter of ability. It's a matter of choice. They have the money to hire artists and choose to use something that was built with theft from them. Something about blood money
January 15, 2026 at 11:39 PM
obligatory "tickled by cock" joke
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Didn't you just get a new laptop? Did you have to get a new-new one, or just finish setting up the new one?
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
love the expression on Risky Boots, that's fun
January 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Super obscure character, but Turing from the game Project Neural Cloud. She is my blorbo
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Is that a rainbow? It's a pride spider. Safe as hell
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM