Ari Voukydis
@voukydis.bsky.social
There’s a good chance I taught your improv class at UCB.
Portfolio and stuff at http://www.arivoukydis.com
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“NBA CELTICS BEST TEAM MOST TITLES”
Portfolio and stuff at http://www.arivoukydis.com
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“NBA CELTICS BEST TEAM MOST TITLES”
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Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
September 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
There’s a radio ad that plays constantly during #RedSox games that starts with “Having insurance is a must-have” and it drives me BONKAZ.
September 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
There’s a radio ad that plays constantly during #RedSox games that starts with “Having insurance is a must-have” and it drives me BONKAZ.
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New Yorkers had to subsidize the $117 million that the NYPD paid out for misconduct lawsuits in 2025 alone, even though most of them were never personally abused by a cop.
Where's your worried op-ed on that one?
Where's your worried op-ed on that one?
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Mamdani's city-owned grocery stores are a socialist trap | Opinion
No matter how good Zohran Mamdani makes grocery affordability sound, he's selling New Yorkers the same broken promise that has failed everywhere else.
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August 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
New Yorkers had to subsidize the $117 million that the NYPD paid out for misconduct lawsuits in 2025 alone, even though most of them were never personally abused by a cop.
Where's your worried op-ed on that one?
Where's your worried op-ed on that one?
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or, and stay with me here, this is exactly what taxes are meant for and not funding billinaires, corporations, wars, and genocides
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Mamdani's city-owned grocery stores are a socialist trap | Opinion
No matter how good Zohran Mamdani makes grocery affordability sound, he's selling New Yorkers the same broken promise that has failed everywhere else.
bit.ly
August 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
or, and stay with me here, this is exactly what taxes are meant for and not funding billinaires, corporations, wars, and genocides
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Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
‘The Odyssey’ women Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong'o, and Charlize Theron stun in Paris.
July 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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How your email finds me
June 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
How your email finds me
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"MY MAYOR'S MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
KNICKS IN FOUR!"
This is why I love this city. NYC. We are diverse. And yet United. We are immigrants and yet, American! Damn, it's a good time being in New York. And being a Knicks fan. I ❤️ NY.
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
KNICKS IN FOUR!"
This is why I love this city. NYC. We are diverse. And yet United. We are immigrants and yet, American! Damn, it's a good time being in New York. And being a Knicks fan. I ❤️ NY.
June 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
"MY MAYOR'S MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
KNICKS IN FOUR!"
This is why I love this city. NYC. We are diverse. And yet United. We are immigrants and yet, American! Damn, it's a good time being in New York. And being a Knicks fan. I ❤️ NY.
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
KNICKS IN FOUR!"
This is why I love this city. NYC. We are diverse. And yet United. We are immigrants and yet, American! Damn, it's a good time being in New York. And being a Knicks fan. I ❤️ NY.
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Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you
June 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you
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the best argument against democracy is 5 mins with the median voter, the best argument for democracy is remembering that without it, thats who gets what they want, not you
May 31, 2026 at 2:51 PM
the best argument against democracy is 5 mins with the median voter, the best argument for democracy is remembering that without it, thats who gets what they want, not you
Why?
As Americans look to the future, they’re more pessimistic about what they see.
Americans Are More Pessimistic About The Future Than They Were 12 Years Ago
As Americans look to the future, they’re more pessimistic about what they see.
www.forbes.com
May 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Why?
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Rudy Giuliani, I'll always remember how you put the nypd counterterrorism office in the twin towers so you could be closer to you mistress so on 9/11 itself you had no place to coordinate a response, causing the deaths of hundreds of firefighters.
May 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Rudy Giuliani, I'll always remember how you put the nypd counterterrorism office in the twin towers so you could be closer to you mistress so on 9/11 itself you had no place to coordinate a response, causing the deaths of hundreds of firefighters.
Derek, Prichard, and Hugo
May 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Derek, Prichard, and Hugo
How much food would a food truck truck if a food truck could truck food
May 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
How much food would a food truck truck if a food truck could truck food
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This amount could fully fund the National Endowment for the Arts for over 120 years
Pentagon says the Iran War has cost $25 billion over its two-month existence.
April 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
This amount could fully fund the National Endowment for the Arts for over 120 years
I was reading an article about distracted driving but I couldn’t finish it because some stupid kid ran into the street.
April 22, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I was reading an article about distracted driving but I couldn’t finish it because some stupid kid ran into the street.
Seems implausible but I guess it’s worth a try? Thank you for your sacrifice, Mr. Secretary.
Energy Secretary Chris Wright: "I'm pretty confident coal will lead the world in global electricity production when I die"
April 21, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Seems implausible but I guess it’s worth a try? Thank you for your sacrifice, Mr. Secretary.
The other part I can’t wrap my head around is the whole “I did not join the military to follow ORDERS, I need my freedom of choice restored” attitude.
Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of humanity than disease. While worst is a more complicated question Hegseth is absolutely the dumbest secretary of defense the United States has ever had. bsky.app/profile/ones...
Make this make sense.
April 21, 2026 at 4:17 PM
The other part I can’t wrap my head around is the whole “I did not join the military to follow ORDERS, I need my freedom of choice restored” attitude.
Yesssss. The prodigal son has returned!
April 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Yesssss. The prodigal son has returned!
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there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes
April 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes
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THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WANT THIS STUPID F*CKING WAR ARE THOSE WHO ARE PROFITING FROM IT. AMERICANS JUST WANT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE & LIVABLE WAGES & AFFORDABLE GAS & GROCERIES. WE ARE ON A FLOATING ROCK IN SPACE WITH PLENTY OF RESOURCES. LITERALLY ALL OF OUR SUFFERING IS MANUFACTURED
March 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WANT THIS STUPID F*CKING WAR ARE THOSE WHO ARE PROFITING FROM IT. AMERICANS JUST WANT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE & LIVABLE WAGES & AFFORDABLE GAS & GROCERIES. WE ARE ON A FLOATING ROCK IN SPACE WITH PLENTY OF RESOURCES. LITERALLY ALL OF OUR SUFFERING IS MANUFACTURED
I was one of those kids who would pull a random book off the shelf at the school library and read it, which is how I read “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret” at age ten, with nobody to prep/contextualize/explain ANY of it to me.
And you know what? I think I’m ultimately a better man for it.
And you know what? I think I’m ultimately a better man for it.
So what was everyone's book they read way too young?
March 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I was one of those kids who would pull a random book off the shelf at the school library and read it, which is how I read “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret” at age ten, with nobody to prep/contextualize/explain ANY of it to me.
And you know what? I think I’m ultimately a better man for it.
And you know what? I think I’m ultimately a better man for it.