This Mandolin Kills Fascists
@vreejack.bsky.social
Songwriter. Vocalist. Mandolin player. Former republican.
Where do you get side dishes with a slice of pizza?
Sorry. Unless it's beer. Or more slices.
Sorry. Unless it's beer. Or more slices.
September 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Where do you get side dishes with a slice of pizza?
Sorry. Unless it's beer. Or more slices.
Sorry. Unless it's beer. Or more slices.
He not only taught us how to spell DUMB, but he provided an impressive example.
September 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
He not only taught us how to spell DUMB, but he provided an impressive example.
He picked his cabinet for their inability to challenge him.
September 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
He picked his cabinet for their inability to challenge him.
Who? Are we elevating sidewalk prophets, now?
September 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Who? Are we elevating sidewalk prophets, now?
Dung Heap
September 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Dung Heap
It might cost that much to steal it, yes.
September 14, 2026 at 12:39 PM
It might cost that much to steal it, yes.
A couple of my more common reactions:
"I have no idea how to deal with this, so it must not be happening. The end."
"Wait, what did she say? My brain just froze."
"I have no idea how to deal with this, so it must not be happening. The end."
"Wait, what did she say? My brain just froze."
September 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
A couple of my more common reactions:
"I have no idea how to deal with this, so it must not be happening. The end."
"Wait, what did she say? My brain just froze."
"I have no idea how to deal with this, so it must not be happening. The end."
"Wait, what did she say? My brain just froze."
You probably need to force a refresh, somehow. I was going to make a joke about the dilemma between AI and unpaid interns, but I am reminded that you have to use screen capture for that instead of a link.
September 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
You probably need to force a refresh, somehow. I was going to make a joke about the dilemma between AI and unpaid interns, but I am reminded that you have to use screen capture for that instead of a link.
They fixed the headline just now while I was reading it. Are they using interns as copy editors?
September 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
They fixed the headline just now while I was reading it. Are they using interns as copy editors?
On the other hand, Maurice Gibbs' "To Love Somebody" is *cough* pretty good.
Also kinda funny that he clearly wrote it in the style of Otis Redding, for whom it was intended. Do songwriters often do that? Impossible to know, I suppose.
Also kinda funny that he clearly wrote it in the style of Otis Redding, for whom it was intended. Do songwriters often do that? Impossible to know, I suppose.
September 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
On the other hand, Maurice Gibbs' "To Love Somebody" is *cough* pretty good.
Also kinda funny that he clearly wrote it in the style of Otis Redding, for whom it was intended. Do songwriters often do that? Impossible to know, I suppose.
Also kinda funny that he clearly wrote it in the style of Otis Redding, for whom it was intended. Do songwriters often do that? Impossible to know, I suppose.
"blaim" lol
September 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
"blaim" lol
Interesting idea—I read the original article—but the change destroys any possible impact the line might have had.
I limited myself to ten minutes for this:
But all the fault and all the blaim
A New York magazine can claim
I limited myself to ten minutes for this:
But all the fault and all the blaim
A New York magazine can claim
September 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Interesting idea—I read the original article—but the change destroys any possible impact the line might have had.
I limited myself to ten minutes for this:
But all the fault and all the blaim
A New York magazine can claim
I limited myself to ten minutes for this:
But all the fault and all the blaim
A New York magazine can claim
Or that bribery needs to be illegal.
September 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Or that bribery needs to be illegal.
But we can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
lolwut?
The New York Times' effect on man
lolwut?
September 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
But we can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
lolwut?
The New York Times' effect on man
lolwut?
Just censor it with something ridiculous, in relevant countries. Having the actual characters mock the restrictions is even better.
"Oh no, there's only one large bed in our bedroom, wife, I suppose I must always sleep on the couch."
"Don't be silly, husband, we shall alternate days."
"Oh no, there's only one large bed in our bedroom, wife, I suppose I must always sleep on the couch."
"Don't be silly, husband, we shall alternate days."
September 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Just censor it with something ridiculous, in relevant countries. Having the actual characters mock the restrictions is even better.
"Oh no, there's only one large bed in our bedroom, wife, I suppose I must always sleep on the couch."
"Don't be silly, husband, we shall alternate days."
"Oh no, there's only one large bed in our bedroom, wife, I suppose I must always sleep on the couch."
"Don't be silly, husband, we shall alternate days."
If we allow China to develop genocidal robots before we do, then communism will win.
September 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
If we allow China to develop genocidal robots before we do, then communism will win.
If only MAGA had read it.
September 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If only MAGA had read it.
No wolves in the UK since the 17th century. Don't tell the coyotes; road runners might prefer warmer, drier climes, but coyotes will happily eat cats.
September 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
No wolves in the UK since the 17th century. Don't tell the coyotes; road runners might prefer warmer, drier climes, but coyotes will happily eat cats.
"I drink your milkshake"—Grimace
September 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
"I drink your milkshake"—Grimace