Dr. Jewish Space Laser
@vulcanasm.bsky.social
Geophysicist, programmer, West-coast liberal stereotype, and neurological night owl. No social skills but thinks he's hilarious. Magnetic personality, like two north poles. Prone to ranting. He/him.
My 5 Least Favorite Films
1. Moonfall
2. G.I Joe (1987)
3. Gummo
4. Pulp Fiction. If you try to convince me this film was great, I'll forever think of you as mediocre. I am dead serious.
5. Gone With the Wind. Spoiler: nothing happens. It's a 3-hour-long antebellum screen saver.
1. Moonfall
2. G.I Joe (1987)
3. Gummo
4. Pulp Fiction. If you try to convince me this film was great, I'll forever think of you as mediocre. I am dead serious.
5. Gone With the Wind. Spoiler: nothing happens. It's a 3-hour-long antebellum screen saver.
Name your five least favorite movies...
1. Star Wars
2. Die Hard
3. any Adam Sandler movie
4. any superhero movie that is not Tim Burton's Batman
5. the ones with non-consensual kissing
1. Star Wars
2. Die Hard
3. any Adam Sandler movie
4. any superhero movie that is not Tim Burton's Batman
5. the ones with non-consensual kissing
Name your five least favorite movies...
1. Terrifier (any of them)
2. The Mummy (2017)
3. Jurassic World
4. Case 39
5. Thinner
1. Terrifier (any of them)
2. The Mummy (2017)
3. Jurassic World
4. Case 39
5. Thinner
September 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My 5 Least Favorite Films
1. Moonfall
2. G.I Joe (1987)
3. Gummo
4. Pulp Fiction. If you try to convince me this film was great, I'll forever think of you as mediocre. I am dead serious.
5. Gone With the Wind. Spoiler: nothing happens. It's a 3-hour-long antebellum screen saver.
1. Moonfall
2. G.I Joe (1987)
3. Gummo
4. Pulp Fiction. If you try to convince me this film was great, I'll forever think of you as mediocre. I am dead serious.
5. Gone With the Wind. Spoiler: nothing happens. It's a 3-hour-long antebellum screen saver.
Sen. Darline Graham: ‘National security is not my thing’
YouTube video by CNN
youtube.com
August 20, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Does Lindsay Graham's sister have any political qualifications or experience, other than wearing the same size red lingerie?
I don't count saying "yes" to Trump. I realize women telling him "yes" is unusual, but that seems mandatory in today's GOP.
I don't count saying "yes" to Trump. I realize women telling him "yes" is unusual, but that seems mandatory in today's GOP.
July 14, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Does Lindsay Graham's sister have any political qualifications or experience, other than wearing the same size red lingerie?
I don't count saying "yes" to Trump. I realize women telling him "yes" is unusual, but that seems mandatory in today's GOP.
I don't count saying "yes" to Trump. I realize women telling him "yes" is unusual, but that seems mandatory in today's GOP.
Mitch McConnell offered the following statement on Lindsey Graham's death: wlasaaau. wlaaaauuu. glug.
July 12, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Mitch McConnell offered the following statement on Lindsey Graham's death: wlasaaau. wlaaaauuu. glug.
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning. He said wlaaaauuu. Wlaaaaau. Wlaaaau. Glug.
July 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning. He said wlaaaauuu. Wlaaaaau. Wlaaaau. Glug.
It's the Gummo sequel no one fucking wanted.
June 8, 2026 at 11:33 AM
It's the Gummo sequel no one fucking wanted.
Good:
* Black Sabbath's first line-up (1969-1977)
* Motorhead's last line-up (1995-2015)
Not Good:
* Goatse (1999-2004)
* A browser bomb website I wrote that spammed Goatse popups (2004-2010)
* Windows Me (2000-2006)
* MCI (1983-2006)
* Black Sabbath's first line-up (1969-1977)
* Motorhead's last line-up (1995-2015)
Not Good:
* Goatse (1999-2004)
* A browser bomb website I wrote that spammed Goatse popups (2004-2010)
* Windows Me (2000-2006)
* MCI (1983-2006)
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)
The television series Breaking Bad (2008-2013)
The television series Breaking Bad (2008-2013)
April 16, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Good:
* Black Sabbath's first line-up (1969-1977)
* Motorhead's last line-up (1995-2015)
Not Good:
* Goatse (1999-2004)
* A browser bomb website I wrote that spammed Goatse popups (2004-2010)
* Windows Me (2000-2006)
* MCI (1983-2006)
* Black Sabbath's first line-up (1969-1977)
* Motorhead's last line-up (1995-2015)
Not Good:
* Goatse (1999-2004)
* A browser bomb website I wrote that spammed Goatse popups (2004-2010)
* Windows Me (2000-2006)
* MCI (1983-2006)
What would bring crowds back to Turning Point USA rallies?
(1) Raffle for J.D. Vance's couch
(2) First 1,000 guests get free Charlie Kirk pez dispensers
(3) Live demonstration from that "influencer" who thinks Hammer Smashed Face is a beauty tip
(4) BlueSky adding polls like it's 2015
(1) Raffle for J.D. Vance's couch
(2) First 1,000 guests get free Charlie Kirk pez dispensers
(3) Live demonstration from that "influencer" who thinks Hammer Smashed Face is a beauty tip
(4) BlueSky adding polls like it's 2015
April 15, 2026 at 11:38 AM
What would bring crowds back to Turning Point USA rallies?
(1) Raffle for J.D. Vance's couch
(2) First 1,000 guests get free Charlie Kirk pez dispensers
(3) Live demonstration from that "influencer" who thinks Hammer Smashed Face is a beauty tip
(4) BlueSky adding polls like it's 2015
(1) Raffle for J.D. Vance's couch
(2) First 1,000 guests get free Charlie Kirk pez dispensers
(3) Live demonstration from that "influencer" who thinks Hammer Smashed Face is a beauty tip
(4) BlueSky adding polls like it's 2015
For the curious, the top figures all appear to be GI Joes. From left to right:
L: Beachhead/Snake-Eyes mash-up
CL: Cobra Commander with goggles
C: Nemesis Enforcer with a different head
CR: unknown, but don't Google "GI Joe with a pocketknife, SCUBA helm, and an erection"
R: Literally Storm Shadow
L: Beachhead/Snake-Eyes mash-up
CL: Cobra Commander with goggles
C: Nemesis Enforcer with a different head
CR: unknown, but don't Google "GI Joe with a pocketknife, SCUBA helm, and an erection"
R: Literally Storm Shadow
April 14, 2026 at 4:55 AM
For the curious, the top figures all appear to be GI Joes. From left to right:
L: Beachhead/Snake-Eyes mash-up
CL: Cobra Commander with goggles
C: Nemesis Enforcer with a different head
CR: unknown, but don't Google "GI Joe with a pocketknife, SCUBA helm, and an erection"
R: Literally Storm Shadow
L: Beachhead/Snake-Eyes mash-up
CL: Cobra Commander with goggles
C: Nemesis Enforcer with a different head
CR: unknown, but don't Google "GI Joe with a pocketknife, SCUBA helm, and an erection"
R: Literally Storm Shadow
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Local zoning is the way! A lot of these are being stopped or stalled by neighborhood organizing.
These warehouses often need to be purchased, permitted, approved for occupancy and specs. Each one of those steps can be interrupted.
Ppl are pressuring corps not to sell, counties to deny permits, etc
These warehouses often need to be purchased, permitted, approved for occupancy and specs. Each one of those steps can be interrupted.
Ppl are pressuring corps not to sell, counties to deny permits, etc
February 22, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Local zoning is the way! A lot of these are being stopped or stalled by neighborhood organizing.
These warehouses often need to be purchased, permitted, approved for occupancy and specs. Each one of those steps can be interrupted.
Ppl are pressuring corps not to sell, counties to deny permits, etc
These warehouses often need to be purchased, permitted, approved for occupancy and specs. Each one of those steps can be interrupted.
Ppl are pressuring corps not to sell, counties to deny permits, etc
If Trump really kidnapped Maduro, it's cactus-league George W. Bush antics. No one person runs a country. We found that out the hard way the last time we did this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Ve...
apnews.com/article/vene...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Ve...
apnews.com/article/vene...
2002 Venezuelan coup attempt - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
If Trump really kidnapped Maduro, it's cactus-league George W. Bush antics. No one person runs a country. We found that out the hard way the last time we did this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Ve...
apnews.com/article/vene...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Ve...
apnews.com/article/vene...
Why is no one asking how an Afghan national from Bellingham, WA got a firearm in (or to) Washington, DC? Even US citizens don't know "where to find a guy" 3000 miles from home.
apnews.com/article/nati...
apnews.com/article/nati...
Afghan national in custody after shooting of 2 National Guard members near White House
An Afghan national has been accused of shooting two West Virginia National Guard members just blocks from the White House in a brazen act of violence.
apnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Why is no one asking how an Afghan national from Bellingham, WA got a firearm in (or to) Washington, DC? Even US citizens don't know "where to find a guy" 3000 miles from home.
apnews.com/article/nati...
apnews.com/article/nati...
This is how an idiot confesses to a crime: "The Democrats were Epstein's friends. All of them." Trump was a registered Democrat from August 2001 through September 2009.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
This is how an idiot confesses to a crime: "The Democrats were Epstein's friends. All of them." Trump was a registered Democrat from August 2001 through September 2009.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
"Unprecedented" has become how the left says "woke". Same meaning ("anything I don't like").
Same tone deafness (the other side doesn't see it as negative).
Same smug self-assurance that one word can delegitimize anything.
Same tendency to make the speaker sound objectively dumber.
Same tone deafness (the other side doesn't see it as negative).
Same smug self-assurance that one word can delegitimize anything.
Same tendency to make the speaker sound objectively dumber.
September 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"Unprecedented" has become how the left says "woke". Same meaning ("anything I don't like").
Same tone deafness (the other side doesn't see it as negative).
Same smug self-assurance that one word can delegitimize anything.
Same tendency to make the speaker sound objectively dumber.
Same tone deafness (the other side doesn't see it as negative).
Same smug self-assurance that one word can delegitimize anything.
Same tendency to make the speaker sound objectively dumber.
Reposted by Dr. Jewish Space Laser
COLD HARD FACTS: 74% of political violence is perpetrated by far-right extremists. ONLY 4% is from left-wing extremism.
September 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
COLD HARD FACTS: 74% of political violence is perpetrated by far-right extremists. ONLY 4% is from left-wing extremism.
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Do not be bullied, cowed, or shamed by bad-faith right-wing actors and MAGA that are blaming "liberals" and everyone who isn't MAGA for Charlie Kirk.
Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.
Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.
September 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Do not be bullied, cowed, or shamed by bad-faith right-wing actors and MAGA that are blaming "liberals" and everyone who isn't MAGA for Charlie Kirk.
Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.
Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.
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the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously
September 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously
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Does it seems a little odd that the party that violently attacked our capitol is suddenly outraged with political violence?
September 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Does it seems a little odd that the party that violently attacked our capitol is suddenly outraged with political violence?
"I think it's worth (it) to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment." -Charlie Kirk, 2023-04-05
"I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage." -Charlie Kirk, 2022-10-22
"I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage." -Charlie Kirk, 2022-10-22
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"I think it's worth (it) to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment." -Charlie Kirk, 2023-04-05
"I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage." -Charlie Kirk, 2022-10-22
"I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage." -Charlie Kirk, 2022-10-22
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2.5 million people is more than a quarter of the population. The equivalent of more than 85 million people protesting on the same day in the United States.
By comparison, an estimated five million people joined USA No Kings Day protests.
By comparison, an estimated five million people joined USA No Kings Day protests.
Over 2.5 million Israelis joined today’s anti-Netanyahu protests, organisers estimate. 300,000 are now in Tel Aviv's Hostage Square. (Haaretz)
August 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
2.5 million people is more than a quarter of the population. The equivalent of more than 85 million people protesting on the same day in the United States.
By comparison, an estimated five million people joined USA No Kings Day protests.
By comparison, an estimated five million people joined USA No Kings Day protests.
This is who they are. President Pakled, everybody.
May 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
This is who they are. President Pakled, everybody.
I got my PhD 10 years before I was diagnosed autistic, so I don't know what Brainworm Kennedy's on about, but ... sure, "potty training". Weird way of asking to be peed on, and very much not my thing, but good luck with those golden showers.
people.com/rfk-jr-claim...
people.com/rfk-jr-claim...
RFK Jr. Says People with Autism 'Will Never Pay Taxes, Hold a Job, Go on a Date,' Sparking Fierce Backlash
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. came under fire for his claims about autism in his first press conference as Trump's secretary of health and human services on April 16. He claimed that children with autism will...
people.com
April 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I got my PhD 10 years before I was diagnosed autistic, so I don't know what Brainworm Kennedy's on about, but ... sure, "potty training". Weird way of asking to be peed on, and very much not my thing, but good luck with those golden showers.
people.com/rfk-jr-claim...
people.com/rfk-jr-claim...