Jake
@vyse23.bsky.social
Trying to find the time to play video games and pondering why I continue to punish myself for liking Chicago Sports teams.
"Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
"Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
To all my white sox brethren, sisters and whatever you choose to identify as. Do not lose hope. It is dark now but it will get better.
Animal House: Bluto's Pearl Harbor Quote
ALT: Animal House: Bluto's Pearl Harbor Quote
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September 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
To all my white sox brethren, sisters and whatever you choose to identify as. Do not lose hope. It is dark now but it will get better.
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Choose your own BOOK SALE adventure:
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🐐 If you want funny, punny Fantasy, buy KILL THE FARM BOY for only $1.99
🌹 If you want violent retribution against billionaires on their private island, buy GUILLOTINE for only $1.99
🔥 If you want a wild ride from whimsical to dark, CHOOSE BOTH for only $4!
August 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Choose your own BOOK SALE adventure:
🐐 If you want funny, punny Fantasy, buy KILL THE FARM BOY for only $1.99
🌹 If you want violent retribution against billionaires on their private island, buy GUILLOTINE for only $1.99
🔥 If you want a wild ride from whimsical to dark, CHOOSE BOTH for only $4!
🐐 If you want funny, punny Fantasy, buy KILL THE FARM BOY for only $1.99
🌹 If you want violent retribution against billionaires on their private island, buy GUILLOTINE for only $1.99
🔥 If you want a wild ride from whimsical to dark, CHOOSE BOTH for only $4!
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BIG SALE!! House of Idyll is currently only $1.99 across all e-book platforms!
This book = if Jared Leto had a murder cult (he doesn't, obvi, but WHAT IF) but it was cool and we all want to go there until the screaming starts. It's rock n roll, it's evocative, it's quick and sharp, and the ending is
This book = if Jared Leto had a murder cult (he doesn't, obvi, but WHAT IF) but it was cool and we all want to go there until the screaming starts. It's rock n roll, it's evocative, it's quick and sharp, and the ending is
August 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
BIG SALE!! House of Idyll is currently only $1.99 across all e-book platforms!
This book = if Jared Leto had a murder cult (he doesn't, obvi, but WHAT IF) but it was cool and we all want to go there until the screaming starts. It's rock n roll, it's evocative, it's quick and sharp, and the ending is
This book = if Jared Leto had a murder cult (he doesn't, obvi, but WHAT IF) but it was cool and we all want to go there until the screaming starts. It's rock n roll, it's evocative, it's quick and sharp, and the ending is
Does any other samsung galaxy user have an issue with the terrible talk to text sentence structure?
July 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Does any other samsung galaxy user have an issue with the terrible talk to text sentence structure?
Sox fans! I need help. Looking for store recs for jerseys. I am in California so im super limited out here :(
July 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Sox fans! I need help. Looking for store recs for jerseys. I am in California so im super limited out here :(
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no conscience or moral compass?
July 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
no conscience or moral compass?
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Forget bullpen by committee, the White Sox need a bullpen of fans.
June 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Forget bullpen by committee, the White Sox need a bullpen of fans.
This is what I get for signing up for mlb tv
June 21, 2026 at 8:42 PM
This is what I get for signing up for mlb tv
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One Book, Two Words: Part II, BIBLIOPHILIC BOOGALOO
Note: Books & Bewitchment is currently on sale for only $1.99 across all ebook platforms!
Note: Books & Bewitchment is currently on sale for only $1.99 across all ebook platforms!
June 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
One Book, Two Words: Part II, BIBLIOPHILIC BOOGALOO
Note: Books & Bewitchment is currently on sale for only $1.99 across all ebook platforms!
Note: Books & Bewitchment is currently on sale for only $1.99 across all ebook platforms!
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If you're looking for your Summer read, I got you.
June 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
If you're looking for your Summer read, I got you.
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
Why not go for a play action if you can't get the short yardage run.
January 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Why not go for a play action if you can't get the short yardage run.
There it is. MLBs wet dream of fixing it for the Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
There it is. MLBs wet dream of fixing it for the Dodgers.
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“Hey do you want to see the two most talented teams play White Sox baseball?” -2025 World Series
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“Hey do you want to see the two most talented teams play White Sox baseball?” -2025 World Series
The fix is in. He was fucking safe.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The fix is in. He was fucking safe.
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Loyola's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has died at age 106. We're remembering some of her recent visits on WGN Radio.
Remembering Loyola’s Sister Jean
Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt. an icon of Loyola University as well as Chicago sports fans worldwide, has died at age 106. Over recent years, WGN Radio Lisa Dent was able to speak several times with …
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October 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Loyola's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has died at age 106. We're remembering some of her recent visits on WGN Radio.
Wife is upset with me because I dont do elaborate surprises or plan crazy elaborate trips and other things like instagram husbands do... its like she doesn't understand all of that is fake and bought and paid for with sponsorships..
October 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wife is upset with me because I dont do elaborate surprises or plan crazy elaborate trips and other things like instagram husbands do... its like she doesn't understand all of that is fake and bought and paid for with sponsorships..
Swift is one of the worst running backs I've seen play. He's playing two hand touch out there.
September 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Swift is one of the worst running backs I've seen play. He's playing two hand touch out there.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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our largest flow days are during and after storms. rainfall is the greatest determining factor in our flow rates.
July 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
our largest flow days are during and after storms. rainfall is the greatest determining factor in our flow rates.
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Chicago congresswoman @repdeliaramirez hands Kristi Noem a letter of resignation and encourages her to use it 👀
June 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Chicago congresswoman @repdeliaramirez hands Kristi Noem a letter of resignation and encourages her to use it 👀
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If you are arrested today protesting the Trump administration in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected].
June 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If you are arrested today protesting the Trump administration in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected].
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Please, don’t let Jonathan Joss’s story die down. Please, don’t do this to Indigenous people on Pride month. Please, recognize his whole neighborhood was in on his premeditated death and killed his dogs and burned his childhood home.
PLEASE REALIZE this is a hate crime against a gay AND Native man.
PLEASE REALIZE this is a hate crime against a gay AND Native man.
His husband said that the neighbors had been threatening to burn his house down for two years before one of them actually did.
June 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Please, don’t let Jonathan Joss’s story die down. Please, don’t do this to Indigenous people on Pride month. Please, recognize his whole neighborhood was in on his premeditated death and killed his dogs and burned his childhood home.
PLEASE REALIZE this is a hate crime against a gay AND Native man.
PLEASE REALIZE this is a hate crime against a gay AND Native man.