Women Are Wonderful
@w-are-w.bsky.social
Locked, poly, mostly-straight, middle-aged, cis guy. Nascent size-queen.
reddit: Women_are_wonderful - not that I’m particularly active there, either.
reddit: Women_are_wonderful - not that I’m particularly active there, either.
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People, young and old, came to the witch for directions.
"I seek adventure."
"I seek wisdom."
"I need a place to feel at home."
"I feel like I need to cry, but I can't."
The witch listened, and told all where to find what they sought.
And the local library thrived.
#CrossRepost
"I seek adventure."
"I seek wisdom."
"I need a place to feel at home."
"I feel like I need to cry, but I can't."
The witch listened, and told all where to find what they sought.
And the local library thrived.
#CrossRepost
August 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
People, young and old, came to the witch for directions.
"I seek adventure."
"I seek wisdom."
"I need a place to feel at home."
"I feel like I need to cry, but I can't."
The witch listened, and told all where to find what they sought.
And the local library thrived.
#CrossRepost
"I seek adventure."
"I seek wisdom."
"I need a place to feel at home."
"I feel like I need to cry, but I can't."
The witch listened, and told all where to find what they sought.
And the local library thrived.
#CrossRepost
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You could win a SCREW in any size and colour!
To enter the contest simply follow @friendlytoys, like and retweet this post, and comment ‘SCREW ME’ below 👇
Winner will be chosen at random Friday 9:30AM PST 🪛
#friendlytoys friendlytoys.ca
Made In Canada 🍁
To enter the contest simply follow @friendlytoys, like and retweet this post, and comment ‘SCREW ME’ below 👇
Winner will be chosen at random Friday 9:30AM PST 🪛
#friendlytoys friendlytoys.ca
Made In Canada 🍁
August 17, 2026 at 3:02 PM
You could win a SCREW in any size and colour!
To enter the contest simply follow @friendlytoys, like and retweet this post, and comment ‘SCREW ME’ below 👇
Winner will be chosen at random Friday 9:30AM PST 🪛
#friendlytoys friendlytoys.ca
Made In Canada 🍁
To enter the contest simply follow @friendlytoys, like and retweet this post, and comment ‘SCREW ME’ below 👇
Winner will be chosen at random Friday 9:30AM PST 🪛
#friendlytoys friendlytoys.ca
Made In Canada 🍁
I got a shower shot with a 18 inch silicone nozzle, along with three others, and I really want to use it again now, not because I have any need to be clean, nor even time/energy to really play right now, but because I want to do more science to my colon. 1/2
June 23, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I got a shower shot with a 18 inch silicone nozzle, along with three others, and I really want to use it again now, not because I have any need to be clean, nor even time/energy to really play right now, but because I want to do more science to my colon. 1/2
It’s 1 in the morning and I’m really wishing there was a quick way to clean out for some depth play. I really want to jam something deep up my ass right now, but I really don’t want to go through a cleaning process adequate for that at this hour.
#depthplay #bigtoys #fistTraining
#depthplay #bigtoys #fistTraining
May 23, 2026 at 5:03 AM
It’s 1 in the morning and I’m really wishing there was a quick way to clean out for some depth play. I really want to jam something deep up my ass right now, but I really don’t want to go through a cleaning process adequate for that at this hour.
#depthplay #bigtoys #fistTraining
#depthplay #bigtoys #fistTraining
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odeonym: n. A nickname for a musical artist taken from the title of a song for which they are known, e.g. “Material Girl” for Madonna, “Piano Man” for Billy Joel.
May 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
odeonym: n. A nickname for a musical artist taken from the title of a song for which they are known, e.g. “Material Girl” for Madonna, “Piano Man” for Billy Joel.
[Thread]
Conversation with my keyholder after she finished the deepest and (thus, of course) most intense #fisting I’ve yet had turned to… something*… in the past of our relationship.
“Of course, that was back when you were allowed to have orgasms…”
(Edited 2:06 AM via @skeetsapp.com)
Conversation with my keyholder after she finished the deepest and (thus, of course) most intense #fisting I’ve yet had turned to… something*… in the past of our relationship.
“Of course, that was back when you were allowed to have orgasms…”
(Edited 2:06 AM via @skeetsapp.com)
April 19, 2026 at 6:07 AM
[Thread]
Conversation with my keyholder after she finished the deepest and (thus, of course) most intense #fisting I’ve yet had turned to… something*… in the past of our relationship.
“Of course, that was back when you were allowed to have orgasms…”
(Edited 2:06 AM via @skeetsapp.com)
Conversation with my keyholder after she finished the deepest and (thus, of course) most intense #fisting I’ve yet had turned to… something*… in the past of our relationship.
“Of course, that was back when you were allowed to have orgasms…”
(Edited 2:06 AM via @skeetsapp.com)
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REBLOG IF YOU ARE
LOCKED IN CHASTITY
RIGHT NOW.
Post your #cagecheck below!
🔒
#teamlocked #chastityclub #lockedsub #lockedcock #lockedcuck #chastity #malechastity #gaychastity
LOCKED IN CHASTITY
RIGHT NOW.
Post your #cagecheck below!
🔒
#teamlocked #chastityclub #lockedsub #lockedcock #lockedcuck #chastity #malechastity #gaychastity
April 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
REBLOG IF YOU ARE
LOCKED IN CHASTITY
RIGHT NOW.
Post your #cagecheck below!
🔒
#teamlocked #chastityclub #lockedsub #lockedcock #lockedcuck #chastity #malechastity #gaychastity
LOCKED IN CHASTITY
RIGHT NOW.
Post your #cagecheck below!
🔒
#teamlocked #chastityclub #lockedsub #lockedcock #lockedcuck #chastity #malechastity #gaychastity
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Headcase preorder is LIVE
Ends 1/8 @ 12pm PST
Completion time is mid-end February
More info and sizing ⬇️
Ends 1/8 @ 12pm PST
Completion time is mid-end February
More info and sizing ⬇️
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Headcase preorder is LIVE
Ends 1/8 @ 12pm PST
Completion time is mid-end February
More info and sizing ⬇️
Ends 1/8 @ 12pm PST
Completion time is mid-end February
More info and sizing ⬇️
@headzonedefense.bsky.social - Welcome!
I put in the pa-beta order last night :)
I put in the pa-beta order last night :)
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
@headzonedefense.bsky.social - Welcome!
I put in the pa-beta order last night :)
I put in the pa-beta order last night :)
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it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
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“If it goes away when you take your meds it’s probably not a character flaw” is something I have to tell myself often.
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“If it goes away when you take your meds it’s probably not a character flaw” is something I have to tell myself often.
A list. Further „insertions„ invited.
ToppedToys.com
MrHankeysToys.com
GreedyCluster.com FriendlyToys.ca SwissOk.com
TantusInc.com (xl line only)
Who else should be populating my wish list?
#hugedildos #toppedtoys #hankeystoys #greedycluster #friendlytoys #swissok #tantus
ToppedToys.com
MrHankeysToys.com
GreedyCluster.com FriendlyToys.ca SwissOk.com
TantusInc.com (xl line only)
Who else should be populating my wish list?
#hugedildos #toppedtoys #hankeystoys #greedycluster #friendlytoys #swissok #tantus
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A list. Further „insertions„ invited.
ToppedToys.com
MrHankeysToys.com
GreedyCluster.com FriendlyToys.ca SwissOk.com
TantusInc.com (xl line only)
Who else should be populating my wish list?
#hugedildos #toppedtoys #hankeystoys #greedycluster #friendlytoys #swissok #tantus
ToppedToys.com
MrHankeysToys.com
GreedyCluster.com FriendlyToys.ca SwissOk.com
TantusInc.com (xl line only)
Who else should be populating my wish list?
#hugedildos #toppedtoys #hankeystoys #greedycluster #friendlytoys #swissok #tantus
Why doesn’t amzn (who I hate but still use) have anyone selling X- or K-Lube, ONLY J??
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Why doesn’t amzn (who I hate but still use) have anyone selling X- or K-Lube, ONLY J??
USPS *PROMISED* my shipment from Mr. Hankey’s would be here today. They LIED!
I *love* tease and denial, but NOT LIKE THIS!
#mrhankeystoys #denial
I *love* tease and denial, but NOT LIKE THIS!
#mrhankeystoys #denial
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
USPS *PROMISED* my shipment from Mr. Hankey’s would be here today. They LIED!
I *love* tease and denial, but NOT LIKE THIS!
#mrhankeystoys #denial
I *love* tease and denial, but NOT LIKE THIS!
#mrhankeystoys #denial
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🔐 Account Security Thread 🔐
We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
🧵👇
We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
🧵👇
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
🔐 Account Security Thread 🔐
We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
🧵👇
We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
🧵👇
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Sat. Oct 25 SCUL will be hosting a chopper petting zoo from 2pm-5pm during the Artisans Asylum's open house. Come on by and take one of our "ships" for a test flight #bicycle #Allston @bostonaruban.bsky.social @somervillebikes.bsky.social @bikeboston.bsky.social @jmnoonan.bsky.social
scul.org
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October 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sat. Oct 25 SCUL will be hosting a chopper petting zoo from 2pm-5pm during the Artisans Asylum's open house. Come on by and take one of our "ships" for a test flight #bicycle #Allston @bostonaruban.bsky.social @somervillebikes.bsky.social @bikeboston.bsky.social @jmnoonan.bsky.social
scul.org
scul.org
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yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.
Fuck Columbus.
Fuck Columbus.
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
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First finished prototype of my new locking belt design to keep wandering hands out of pants. High quality Biothane strapping, fully waterproof, optional D ring for easy restraint. Next version will perfect the glossy finish.
Repost if you'd like one!
Repost if you'd like one!
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
First finished prototype of my new locking belt design to keep wandering hands out of pants. High quality Biothane strapping, fully waterproof, optional D ring for easy restraint. Next version will perfect the glossy finish.
Repost if you'd like one!
Repost if you'd like one!
#locktober (#evotion bijou) + @tantus.bsky.social Amsterdam
I need a better filming set up, and eventually more toys… It’s my birthday son, so maybe an order with @toppedtoys.com …
I need a better filming set up, and eventually more toys… It’s my birthday son, so maybe an order with @toppedtoys.com …
October 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
#locktober (#evotion bijou) + @tantus.bsky.social Amsterdam
I need a better filming set up, and eventually more toys… It’s my birthday son, so maybe an order with @toppedtoys.com …
I need a better filming set up, and eventually more toys… It’s my birthday son, so maybe an order with @toppedtoys.com …
I haven’t gone to sleep yet so it’s still the first day of #Locktober.
I probably won’t post a picture every day, but as I expect to be switching to at least one different one during the month, I’ll post that change and other miscellaneous times.
#chastity
1/2
I probably won’t post a picture every day, but as I expect to be switching to at least one different one during the month, I’ll post that change and other miscellaneous times.
#chastity
1/2
October 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I haven’t gone to sleep yet so it’s still the first day of #Locktober.
I probably won’t post a picture every day, but as I expect to be switching to at least one different one during the month, I’ll post that change and other miscellaneous times.
#chastity
1/2
I probably won’t post a picture every day, but as I expect to be switching to at least one different one during the month, I’ll post that change and other miscellaneous times.
#chastity
1/2
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Locktober is just around the corner!🔒
REPOST if you are participating in #locktober !!
🔒 🔒 🔒
#cagecheck #chastity #chastitycage
REPOST if you are participating in #locktober !!
🔒 🔒 🔒
#cagecheck #chastity #chastitycage
September 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Locktober is just around the corner!🔒
REPOST if you are participating in #locktober !!
🔒 🔒 🔒
#cagecheck #chastity #chastitycage
REPOST if you are participating in #locktober !!
🔒 🔒 🔒
#cagecheck #chastity #chastitycage
So, other than “Sit on big dildos”*, how does one train to be fisted?
@lockedfist.bsky.social ?
* which is an expensive hobby, not that an ongoing succession of #chastityCages is cheap… but the *added* expense is challenging…
@lockedfist.bsky.social ?
* which is an expensive hobby, not that an ongoing succession of #chastityCages is cheap… but the *added* expense is challenging…
September 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
So, other than “Sit on big dildos”*, how does one train to be fisted?
@lockedfist.bsky.social ?
* which is an expensive hobby, not that an ongoing succession of #chastityCages is cheap… but the *added* expense is challenging…
@lockedfist.bsky.social ?
* which is an expensive hobby, not that an ongoing succession of #chastityCages is cheap… but the *added* expense is challenging…
So, although y’all may think the gentleman protests too much, I still identify as basically straight.
But, despite that I’m not in any way turned on by cock, I’m increasingly interested in actually being fucked by bio-dick…
1/?
But, despite that I’m not in any way turned on by cock, I’m increasingly interested in actually being fucked by bio-dick…
1/?
September 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So, although y’all may think the gentleman protests too much, I still identify as basically straight.
But, despite that I’m not in any way turned on by cock, I’m increasingly interested in actually being fucked by bio-dick…
1/?
But, despite that I’m not in any way turned on by cock, I’m increasingly interested in actually being fucked by bio-dick…
1/?
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Some stock I made for that kink night recently. Collars with big chunky spikes, and some new pet rocks.
I did claim one of these collars for myself afterwards, they’re so deliciously hefty.
I did claim one of these collars for myself afterwards, they’re so deliciously hefty.
August 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Some stock I made for that kink night recently. Collars with big chunky spikes, and some new pet rocks.
I did claim one of these collars for myself afterwards, they’re so deliciously hefty.
I did claim one of these collars for myself afterwards, they’re so deliciously hefty.