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Soundboy Killer | guinea stamps | Ecclesiastes XII
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Reviewing every game I play* in 2026 according to how innovative it is + game quality

* must play a decent enough amount to give the game a fair judgement
February 22, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Stood there was my neighbour called Peter and tomato passata
May 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Keep your singin' voice golden and put your red shoes on
May 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
In a tiny space ship, with four legs, a pillow, and some sheets; that's where my idols always meet
May 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
BUT THE SOUL STILL GOES
March 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
MANGER BABIES
September 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
New Beths album bangs if anyone needs me I'm gonna be crying all weekend
September 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@aidanis.fun what do you think of clair obscur
April 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh my God Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is incredible. I think I'm in love.
April 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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🎶 we got a great big conclave
rockin through the night
yeah we got a great big conclave
ain’t she a beautiful sight
connnclaaaaave 🎶
April 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
when i die pls dont bury me in this town
April 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Real poo for my sham friends
April 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
@nottscolin.bsky.social mate using the shower while listening to banging tunes? Gonna be £15 I'm afraid
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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needless to say,
March 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
*agricultural talk
My husband has begun to use utterly awful dirty talk during sex and it's a complete turn off. Dries me right up. Guys, do not use phrases like "my balls yearn to gift you with seed." No. No, no, no, no.
March 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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In 1997, Stone Cold Steve Austin captivated audiences worldwide by hitting the Stone Cold Stunner on his boss, Vince McMahon.

Decades later in 2024, Luigi fatally shot healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

In this essay,
February 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
These are the days of miracle, and wonder. This is the long distance call.
February 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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My wife spends hours every week sorting our family's dirty laundry into little piles to go into the washing machine on separate loads. But when she is out I just chuck it all in together on as few mixed loads as possible. Never been found out once.
February 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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A tag team called "Tuesday Night Drugs". This is never explained or addressed but they never, ever wrestle on a Tuesday and always lose if they wrestle on Wednesday
February 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This old man, he played five, full of soul and full of drive

He's the baddest man alive
February 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.

How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65

Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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can't believe they turned a single painting into a long running horror franchise. mad props to Scream
February 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@zoah.bsky.social found this photo of you being that one guy in the classroom you massive nerd
January 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Chinese New Year, Chinese New Me
January 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
How is The Lonely Position of Neutral such a fucking perfect album tho
January 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM