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I went to the doctors recently.

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”.

I asked: “Like what, bacon and burgers?”

He said: “No fatty, don’t eat anything

The MAGA hat for Canada:

Not a chance Michael Heseltine would be welcome in today's Tory Party. I think even Thatcher would struggle to find a home there!

So it turns out a certain President Donald Trump initiated a diversity program at the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) in 2019.
But why let the truth get in the way of politically convenient lie?

did it ever occur to the orange dickbeater that maybe him firing 100 FAA people might of had a little something to do with the plane crash? no, go ahead and blame it on people who aren't even there and had nothing to do with or possibly could.
such a cowardly piece of shit in his own diaper.

Gravenberch as #LFC's No. 6 has been absolutely brilliant this season - a tactical analysis: his complex profile, great anticipation, pressing intensity, key role in the build-up, amazing carry skills, OOP workrate & defensive solidity. 🧐

⏩ Visuals by @xfbsays.bsky.social ⏪

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This, it's backed by the likes of Clarkson and Dyson, funny isn't it how "farmers" have suddenly found their voice after years of silence under the Tories. Remember the fuel protests when they brought the country to a standstill, led by future Tory politician Brynle Williams!

This post from a Feyenoord fan suggests that we have plenty to look forward to under Slot
#RedSky #LFC

Would be great to see development of a vaccine and better protection for this wonderful native squirrel at risk from grey squirrels as well as the infection squirrelpox 🧪

#LFC

#redsky

Hopefully this takes off Twitter is a mess since the gimp took it over