Jimbo
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"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
June 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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if your website needs my birthday to register and you're not auto-inserting the slashes for me on the sign-up form it's a signal that you don't respect my time
June 18, 2026 at 11:42 AM
if your website needs my birthday to register and you're not auto-inserting the slashes for me on the sign-up form it's a signal that you don't respect my time
My mayor Cherelle,
My scrapple grey,
My cheesesteak burnt,
My peanus hurt.
My scrapple grey,
My cheesesteak burnt,
My peanus hurt.
June 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
My mayor Cherelle,
My scrapple grey,
My cheesesteak burnt,
My peanus hurt.
My scrapple grey,
My cheesesteak burnt,
My peanus hurt.
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So it turns out Elon called that cave diver "pedo guy" out of admiration
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
So it turns out Elon called that cave diver "pedo guy" out of admiration
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
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computer show me a compilation of my failures. birth until now
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
computer show me a compilation of my failures. birth until now
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a guy with untreated schizophrenia killed a random woman on a train during an apparent psychotic episode and conservatives are like "there is no way better social welfare programs could have stopped this." completely demented ideology.
September 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
a guy with untreated schizophrenia killed a random woman on a train during an apparent psychotic episode and conservatives are like "there is no way better social welfare programs could have stopped this." completely demented ideology.
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they’re putting something in the water that makes backs weaker and tummies more upset. I never had these problems, ten, twenty years ago
June 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
they’re putting something in the water that makes backs weaker and tummies more upset. I never had these problems, ten, twenty years ago
friend: my wife is pregnant! what’s new with you?
me: that’s so gay dude. i have too many snails in my fish tank so im buying a new carnivorous “assassin” snail to eat them and his name is gonna be Michael Penis Jr. and he can eat snails that are even larger than him
me: that’s so gay dude. i have too many snails in my fish tank so im buying a new carnivorous “assassin” snail to eat them and his name is gonna be Michael Penis Jr. and he can eat snails that are even larger than him
August 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
friend: my wife is pregnant! what’s new with you?
me: that’s so gay dude. i have too many snails in my fish tank so im buying a new carnivorous “assassin” snail to eat them and his name is gonna be Michael Penis Jr. and he can eat snails that are even larger than him
me: that’s so gay dude. i have too many snails in my fish tank so im buying a new carnivorous “assassin” snail to eat them and his name is gonna be Michael Penis Jr. and he can eat snails that are even larger than him
(on the phone with poison control) i’m a miscellaneous unc and im shooting poison help
June 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
(on the phone with poison control) i’m a miscellaneous unc and im shooting poison help
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LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society.
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
May 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society.
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
guy who has encyclopedic knowledge of the Three Stooges universe
May 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
guy who has encyclopedic knowledge of the Three Stooges universe
this honeydew milktea tastes like pepto bismol
May 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
this honeydew milktea tastes like pepto bismol
sick-day zyn for wellness
April 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
sick-day zyn for wellness
been making coleslaw. vinegar slaw too none of that mayo bs
April 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
been making coleslaw. vinegar slaw too none of that mayo bs
when i look at my cat, my heart is filled with endless love
March 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
when i look at my cat, my heart is filled with endless love
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*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly
March 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*whiny voice* "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly
reading wikipedia and learning
February 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
reading wikipedia and learning