Formerly TheDudeAbides
@wafflehousewarrior.bsky.social
Charleston, SC
New Slow Horses out today at least.
September 16, 2026 at 5:18 PM
New Slow Horses out today at least.
Republicans just gave themselves a two-month vacation to avoid having to vote on Kegsbreath.
These are the same people who lecture everyone else about work ethic, personal responsibility, and “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.”
Apparently their bootstraps are on PTO covering for a pedophile.
These are the same people who lecture everyone else about work ethic, personal responsibility, and “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.”
Apparently their bootstraps are on PTO covering for a pedophile.
September 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Republicans just gave themselves a two-month vacation to avoid having to vote on Kegsbreath.
These are the same people who lecture everyone else about work ethic, personal responsibility, and “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.”
Apparently their bootstraps are on PTO covering for a pedophile.
These are the same people who lecture everyone else about work ethic, personal responsibility, and “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.”
Apparently their bootstraps are on PTO covering for a pedophile.
“Mr. Hegseth asked only dreamboats attend his meeting.”
Exclusive: The Pentagon is asking commanders to nominate troops to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” address this September, and says the servicemembers must meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards. https://on.wsj.com/3VwFKeF
September 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
“Mr. Hegseth asked only dreamboats attend his meeting.”
Zack De La Rocha scream:
SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES
ARE THE SAME THAT FUCK HORSES
SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES
ARE THE SAME THAT FUCK HORSES
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
September 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Zack De La Rocha scream:
SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES
ARE THE SAME THAT FUCK HORSES
SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES
ARE THE SAME THAT FUCK HORSES
I’m an ideas man, so I wonder if they thought to rename Iran to America II. #problemsolved
September 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I’m an ideas man, so I wonder if they thought to rename Iran to America II. #problemsolved
I will end up on some list for this, but Elon is a cunt, and I hope all the bad things in life happen to him and only him.
The 3-hour-and-45-minute “Musk” (plus a 10-minute intermission) hits theaters on Oct. 16, but it’s already causing a stir.
The documentary paints Elon Musk as an emotionally unstable grifter with more power and influence than perhaps any other human. https://wapo.st/4ydlXzL
The documentary paints Elon Musk as an emotionally unstable grifter with more power and influence than perhaps any other human. https://wapo.st/4ydlXzL
‘Musk’ film is almost four hours long, engrossing and terrifying. What to know.
The documentary paints the tech trillionaire as a power-hungry megalomaniacal conman with a god complex. Musk accuses filmmaker Alex Gibney of compiling "hit list" against him.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I will end up on some list for this, but Elon is a cunt, and I hope all the bad things in life happen to him and only him.
These two rule.
Watch @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social make their US TV debut, playing new song "Zugzegk" on @fallontonight.bsky.social
Angine de Poitrine Make US TV Debut On 'Fallon'
Costumed Canadian microtonal math-rock sensation Angine de Poitrine blew up beyond anyone’s expectation over the past year, largely on the strength of viral videos from their KEXP session. It’s easy t...
stereogum.com
September 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
These two rule.
McConnell is supposed to be on the senate floor in an hour. Is his obituary coming in about 59 mins?
September 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
McConnell is supposed to be on the senate floor in an hour. Is his obituary coming in about 59 mins?
Dreaming about a burrito I had in San Diego like 8 years ago. It was a damn fine burrito, and I’m chasing that high.
September 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Dreaming about a burrito I had in San Diego like 8 years ago. It was a damn fine burrito, and I’m chasing that high.
Everything we buy relies on diesel for delivery. What are the changed prices every come down again if this is ever settled? People have no idea how much worse this is going to get.
A little explainer how energy costs ripple to the consumer.
Oil goes up, then gas prices go up, then airfare goes up, then diesel followed by shipping goes up, and eventually your avocado is somehow charging a fuel surcharge.
Oil goes up, then gas prices go up, then airfare goes up, then diesel followed by shipping goes up, and eventually your avocado is somehow charging a fuel surcharge.
September 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Everything we buy relies on diesel for delivery. What are the changed prices every come down again if this is ever settled? People have no idea how much worse this is going to get.
They call this a leading indicator. Recession is back on the menu and it’s 1000% self inflicted due to a rapist pedophile that is only good at bankruptcy and crime.
September 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
They call this a leading indicator. Recession is back on the menu and it’s 1000% self inflicted due to a rapist pedophile that is only good at bankruptcy and crime.
America needs a collective arts and crafts day. Might I suggest woodworking and metalworking?
Guillotine: Historical Images
ALT: Guillotine: Historical Images
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September 14, 2026 at 10:59 AM
America needs a collective arts and crafts day. Might I suggest woodworking and metalworking?
I, for one, am tired of winning. This post sponsored by me putting gas in the car this morning. Seriously, can I get a sponsor? This shit ain’t even reasonable.
September 14, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I, for one, am tired of winning. This post sponsored by me putting gas in the car this morning. Seriously, can I get a sponsor? This shit ain’t even reasonable.
Trump and his enablers are spectacular idiots. Zero leverage left in Iran, and the pain at the checkout line is about to hammer everyone worse than you are already experiencing.
September 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Trump and his enablers are spectacular idiots. Zero leverage left in Iran, and the pain at the checkout line is about to hammer everyone worse than you are already experiencing.
This is how an idiot could bankrupt a casino.
Trump says he will cut off all trade entirely with "some nations" unless the Fed lowers interest rates
September 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
This is how an idiot could bankrupt a casino.
How weak…. I need someone in the media to ensure even the dumbs dumbs understand Trump is paying you with your own money and a massive addition to the debt for your kids.
MIKE JOHNSON: Lutnick said the $5k check would come from tariff revenues. Trump thinks of the American people as shareholders in this American dream
TAPPER: The tariffs revenue is about $300 billion, not $1.3 trillion, and obviously Americans are paying those revenues. But devil is in the details
TAPPER: The tariffs revenue is about $300 billion, not $1.3 trillion, and obviously Americans are paying those revenues. But devil is in the details
September 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
How weak…. I need someone in the media to ensure even the dumbs dumbs understand Trump is paying you with your own money and a massive addition to the debt for your kids.
Tom’s real face is stapled to the back of his head
September 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Tom’s real face is stapled to the back of his head
This is my last note this morning. I’m salty today as I grab the mic and scream into the void: BECAUSE ITS ALL A FUCKING LIE AND STOP COVERING HIS BS
President Trump says his promised $5,000 "dividend" checks will have to wait until after the midterms.
Here's why.
Here's why.
Trump reveals why $5,000 checks can wait until after the midterms
Trump is teasing the checks as Americans remain frustrated with rising costs.
www.axios.com
September 11, 2026 at 11:46 AM
This is my last note this morning. I’m salty today as I grab the mic and scream into the void: BECAUSE ITS ALL A FUCKING LIE AND STOP COVERING HIS BS
It isn’t getting as much news as it should that for 25 years the federal, state and local government in New York lied. It denied so many people the help and funds they needed. It’s one of the most shameful things in my lifetime, and they are all out here today saying “never forget.”
September 11, 2026 at 11:42 AM
It isn’t getting as much news as it should that for 25 years the federal, state and local government in New York lied. It denied so many people the help and funds they needed. It’s one of the most shameful things in my lifetime, and they are all out here today saying “never forget.”
Fully disagreed. The world is shit right now, and this is easy watching and pretty good.
It may be time to admit something to ourselves and to each other: Season four of Ted Lasso is a bit of a dog’s dinner.
‘Ted Lasso’ Season 4 Is Running Out of Time to Fix Itself
It may be time to admit something to ourselves and to each other: Season four of Ted Lasso is a bit of a dog’s dinner.
bit.ly
September 11, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Fully disagreed. The world is shit right now, and this is easy watching and pretty good.
But I’m also not not using the show as a platform to murder pedophiles. (This show was fantastic)
‘Furious’ creator Liz Meriwether breaks down the shocking finale and what’s next for the crime drama: ‘I’m definitely not using the show as a platform to advocate murdering people.’
‘Furious’ creator breaks down season 1 finale and teases what’s next for Alice
‘Furious’ creator Liz Meriwether breaks down the shocking finale and what’s next for the crime drama: ‘I’m definitely not using the show as a platform to advocate murdering people.’
bit.ly
September 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
But I’m also not not using the show as a platform to murder pedophiles. (This show was fantastic)
Nice start to the day out on Sullivan’s Island + a friendly dog at the end
September 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Nice start to the day out on Sullivan’s Island + a friendly dog at the end
Another day and another impeachable offense committed.
September 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Another day and another impeachable offense committed.
8:01 AM on the Friday before a long weekend.
September 4, 2026 at 12:02 PM
8:01 AM on the Friday before a long weekend.