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That crazy Warchief guy.
@warchief.digital
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I’m one of those radical woke leftists you keep hearing about.
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Wow. So the “new Siri” really is just a neutered version of Gemini wrapped up in a never-ending Apple ad… for the new Siri.

And in reality, I guess I'm okay with that. I'm really not that psyched about an AI presence routing through my phone, seeing all my dick pics and judging my kinks.
Screenshot of a macOS-style Siri chat window. The user asks Siri what it can do, and Siri lists typical assistant tasks such as sending messages, setting timers, answering questions, playing music, checking weather, and telling jokes. The user then asks, “Can we also just have regular conversations? Or should I reserve those for ChatGPT?” Siri replies that while it “might not chat the same way a person does,” it is happy to talk, then pivots back to describing Apple Intelligence and its practical capabilities.
September 15, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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So The Zuck™️ wants Meta to go into prediction markets now. VR was a dud. They suck at AI, which says a lot. So this is the next big failure.

How about focusing on making your existing apps not be utter dogshit?

Threads locks up tighter than Zuck’s pucker just for viewing a community note.
Screenshot of the Threads up frozen when viewing a community note on a post.
June 25, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Protip: Apple AirTags are great CR2032 battery holders. Useful for when you forgot to turn off your basic bitch rifle red dot again, and the battery on your sight is dead.
June 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Black-and-white meme illustration of a classroom. A professor in glasses and a lab coat points at a chalkboard that reads, in large capital letters: “EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO CONFUSES CORRELATION AND CAUSATION ENDS UP DYING.” The joke is that while the statement is technically true, it falsely implies that confusing correlation and causation causes death.
May 26, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Two-panel meme. Top panel shows a romantic scene from an 80s-style movie with a teenage boy and girl facing each other closely; overlaid text reads, “wanting your life to be like an 80’s movie.” Bottom panel shows three teenage boys in a war or action setting crouched behind cover, one holding binoculars and another holding a rifle; overlaid text reads, “*You did not specify.” The joke contrasts idealized romantic 80s movies with darker or more intense 80s film genres.
March 24, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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This has “three day special operation” vibes.
Screen capture of a smartphone news notification from The New York Times. The headline reads, “Trump Speaks on Iran.” The preview text says, “In an interview, the president said that the U.S. intends to sustain its Iran assault for ‘four to five weeks’ if necessary.” A timestamp in the top right corner reads “5m ago.” On the right side of the notification is a small thumbnail image of Donald Trump standing at a podium.
March 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Ever since I was a kid, this has always been “Tequila Mockingbird” in my head.

I’m weird.
February 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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I’ll just leave this right here…
Chart titled “Federal Government Shutdowns in the United States.” Shows shutdown durations by president, party control in Congress, and number of days. Bars extend horizontally to represent length in days. Shutdowns listed: • 1980, Carter: ~1 day. President Democrat; Senate Democrat; House Democrat. • 1981, Reagan: ~2 days. President Republican; Senate Republican; House Democrat. • 1984, Reagan: ~1 day. Same party split. • 1986, Reagan: ~1 day. Same party split. • 1990, George H. W. Bush: ~3 days. President Republican; Senate Democrat; House Democrat. • 1995, Clinton: ~5 days. President Democrat; Senate Republican; House Republican. • 1995–96, Clinton: ~21 days. Same party split. • 2013, Obama: ~16 days. President Democrat; Senate Democrat; House Republican. • 2018, Trump: ~3 days. President Republican; Senate Republican; House Republican. • 2018–19, Trump: ~35 days (longest). President Republican; Senate Republican; House Democrat. • 2025, Trump (second term): bar extends to ~31 days with question mark beyond. President Republican; Senate Republican; House Republican. Color code: Blue = Democrat, Pink = Republican. Bars visually emphasize that shutdowns occur under both parties, with the two longest occurring under Clinton (~21 days) and Trump (~35 days), and a projected ongoing shutdown in 2025.
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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A classic meme that stands the test of time.
“Black-and-white meme featuring Alfred Hitchcock in three panels. Panel 1: Hitchcock sits at a desk, saying, ‘I’ve just come into possession of a cure for fascism.’ Panel 2: Close-up of his hand pointing at three bullets on the desk, captioned, ‘They come in capsule form. For best results, they must be taken internally.’ Panel 3: Hitchcock holds up a revolver, caption reads, ‘Here is the handy applicator.’ Dark humor implying bullets as a ‘cure’ for fascists.”
August 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Hey Dean Cain…
A vintage 1950s comic-style public service poster featuring Superman speaking to a diverse group of children. Superman stands center-right with his hand on a young boy’s shoulder, addressing the group. A speech bubble reads: “…AND REMEMBER, BOYS AND GIRLS, YOUR SCHOOL—LIKE OUR COUNTRY—IS MADE UP OF AMERICANS OF MANY DIFFERENT RACES, RELIGIONS AND NATIONAL ORIGINS. SO…” Below, bold text continues: “…if YOU hear anybody talk against a schoolmate or anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin—don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.” A blue banner at the bottom says: “HELP KEEP YOUR SCHOOL ALL AMERICAN!” The image promotes inclusion and anti-bigotry in schools.
August 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Well, I hope you're happy, because now my lunch break is ruined!
July 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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That new King of the Hill reboot is gonna be 🔥
Cartoon scene from “King of the Hill” showing Hank Hill talking to a worker at a computer help desk. He looks frustrated and is holding a piece of paper. White caption text above and below reads: “DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A WEBP IS? I JUST WANT MY PICTURES IN A GOD-DANG JPEG!” The meme humorously expresses confusion and irritation over modern image formats.
July 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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My prediction: The Nazi will calm the fuck down, go on a K binge and want to kiss and make up after seeing Tesla stock in free fall. The Orange One will… forget any of this happened thanks to dementia.

They’ll be buddies again by Monday.

I hope I’m wrong, but we’re all just not that lucky.
Screenshot of Elon Musk replying “Yes” to a post suggesting Trump be impeached and JD Vance replace him. The post includes Musk accusing Trump of being in the Epstein files and saying the truth will come out. Let me know if you want a version that emphasizes the date or engagement metrics as well.
June 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Meme image referencing a scene from The Karate Kid where Mr. Miyagi is teaching Daniel to wax a car. The top caption says “TARIFF ON” and the bottom caption says “TARIFF OFF,” humorously mimicking the iconic “wax on, wax off” line to comment on fluctuating trade tariffs.
May 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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BREAKING: White smoke rises from a McDonald’s chimney, indicating a working ice cream machine.
Aerial view of a McDonald’s restaurant with white smoke overhead.
May 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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"They tariffed their own economy?!"
April 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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“YAY! We’re not homeless!”
April 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Contrast my earlier “Trader will never financially recover from this” post with the opposite “Smug-Ass Trader Rides the Wave” shot.

Of course we’re all still screwed, really.

And do we even need these guys to show up to a physical trading floor anymore?
April 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Photo of penguin holding fish. Text reads “Help the penguins pay their tariff! Send your fish to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.”
April 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I have to wonder: when the press get the obligatory “Trader Realizes He Will Never Financially Recover From This” shot, what’s the blowback? Do they have to sign waivers? Do all of his newly-poor trading buddies tease him for being in the shot?
April 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I guess I’ll take this opportunity to encourage people to use Signal. Use it for ANY text conversation you aren’t okay with just anyone reading.

Just… be careful who you let into the chat.
March 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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You listened to RFK
March 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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It looks like the Washington post paid an art studio to have ChatGPT draw up some SNL artwork. Did they even bother to check it?
February 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Imagine your personal pride depending on whether some fascist you fucked once is good at video games.
January 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM