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wariotheboss.bsky.social
Wario
@wariotheboss.bsky.social
HEY STOOGE'S IT'S-A ME, WARIO! HERE TO TELL YOU TO FOLLOW ME! WAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
I do a jig for money!
September 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I felt like hitting some smooth moves
August 29, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I need more followers
Uhhhh

Yo.

There we go that word alone should get millions!
August 28, 2026 at 3:22 PM
August 26, 2026 at 12:22 PM
wait I can make money off this
August 26, 2026 at 12:21 PM
help
August 26, 2026 at 12:19 PM
My wario fit
I was forced to wear those wriststraps
August 26, 2026 at 11:07 AM
August 26, 2026 at 11:07 AM
I went to warioland for a while what did I miss?
August 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Wah (Derogatory)
August 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
August 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
D'oh I missed
August 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
August 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
There's a lot of freaks on this website
That salesman is one of them
I think he's a spam email personified
He stole-a my wallet and made me bankrupt
PLAY MY MICROGAMES!
Please I have nothing left
August 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Wario, eh?
August 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
They stole more than my ass
August 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
THEY'RE TRYNA STEAL-A MY ASS AGAIN!
August 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Mike is singing so loudly he's shaking the earth again
August 5, 2026 at 11:19 AM
He stole my wallet
(🍡): Why did you cut his power?
August 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I cut 8-volt's power and he told his mom, I am currently on the run
August 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I felt like making a post to annoy you
Wah
I'm going back to bed
August 4, 2026 at 7:31 AM
That might be a good idea... HEY @rouxlskaarddukeofp.bsky.social
i'd say let him in and let him be your second in command maybe he'll help you with the business idk

i heard he's very good at making "puzzles" whatever those are
August 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
August 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Im-a gonna do some smooth moves
August 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
@mariomario.bsky.social IM-A GONNA KILL YOU!
August 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM