Don
@warriors3don.bsky.social
Keeps the vehicles for the Couriers of The Realm maintained. Nerd and proud dad
1/2 Remember that scene in Ghostbusters where Walter Peck is making them shut down their Containment Unit? And when the power company worker goes over to the lever to pull it and the Ghostbusters all start hurriedly walking away cause they know what’s about to happen?
September 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
1/2 Remember that scene in Ghostbusters where Walter Peck is making them shut down their Containment Unit? And when the power company worker goes over to the lever to pull it and the Ghostbusters all start hurriedly walking away cause they know what’s about to happen?
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so many of these 'fads' are clearly evidence of a kink someone doesn't want to admit they have
one day I'll figure out how to patent my evidently rare "just talk to women, literally have a conversation instead of listening to influencers for the love of god" technique and make billions
one day I'll figure out how to patent my evidently rare "just talk to women, literally have a conversation instead of listening to influencers for the love of god" technique and make billions
I AM BEGGING YOU ALL TO PLEASE BATHE AND WEAR DEODORANT TO A FIRST DATE UNLESS IT HAS BEEN EXPLICITLY DISCUSSED BETWEEN BOTH PARTIES THAT THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'RE BOTH INTO
PLEASE DONT BE STINKY UNPROMPTED
PLEASE DONT BE STINKY UNPROMPTED
men have figured out a new dating technique and it's "less personal grooming"
it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it works out for them
it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it works out for them
August 30, 2026 at 3:25 AM
so many of these 'fads' are clearly evidence of a kink someone doesn't want to admit they have
one day I'll figure out how to patent my evidently rare "just talk to women, literally have a conversation instead of listening to influencers for the love of god" technique and make billions
one day I'll figure out how to patent my evidently rare "just talk to women, literally have a conversation instead of listening to influencers for the love of god" technique and make billions
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we lost an actual saint
August 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
we lost an actual saint
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Every modern day American Hitler will get a touching eulogy from the Democratic Party when they die, and then every primary season, the party will waste millions of dollars of your donations trying to frame any real opposition to American Hitlerism as too "radical" and a "pie-in-the-sky" fantasy
July 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Every modern day American Hitler will get a touching eulogy from the Democratic Party when they die, and then every primary season, the party will waste millions of dollars of your donations trying to frame any real opposition to American Hitlerism as too "radical" and a "pie-in-the-sky" fantasy
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tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
June 21, 2026 at 6:42 PM
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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if i had my way when that tarp and scaffolding come down both Trump and Kennedy's names will have been replaced with a sick-ass mural of Dale Earnhardt killing God with an X-Wing
June 13, 2026 at 5:37 AM
if i had my way when that tarp and scaffolding come down both Trump and Kennedy's names will have been replaced with a sick-ass mural of Dale Earnhardt killing God with an X-Wing
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hearing the U.S. and Israel talk about a ceasefire with Iran is weirdly similar to listening to my friend with seven children explain the pull-out method
June 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
hearing the U.S. and Israel talk about a ceasefire with Iran is weirdly similar to listening to my friend with seven children explain the pull-out method
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the best-case scenario future of the United States is that Donald Trump goes down in history as "Fascist Jimmy Carter".
April 15, 2026 at 6:25 AM
the best-case scenario future of the United States is that Donald Trump goes down in history as "Fascist Jimmy Carter".
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"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking
April 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking
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I do not believe in God but I do think there was a guy named Jesus who was killed totally on accident by his friends and the hasty cover story they agreed on got out of hand so fast nobody could back down and now here we are.
April 5, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I do not believe in God but I do think there was a guy named Jesus who was killed totally on accident by his friends and the hasty cover story they agreed on got out of hand so fast nobody could back down and now here we are.
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gotta be tempting as hell for those Astronauts to get out the further anyone's ever been, scream "OH MY GOD AN ALIEN" and then cut off comms and ram their craft into the dark side of the moon
you'd die, but in a way you'd also live forever
you'd die, but in a way you'd also live forever
April 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
gotta be tempting as hell for those Astronauts to get out the further anyone's ever been, scream "OH MY GOD AN ALIEN" and then cut off comms and ram their craft into the dark side of the moon
you'd die, but in a way you'd also live forever
you'd die, but in a way you'd also live forever
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gambling should be broadly legal but you should have to place all bets in person, it shouldn’t even be possible over the phone. if you want to bet on missile strikes, you should have to look another person in the face and say it out loud while a line of people behind you gets audibly angry at you
Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: mine is that I think the two guys from ABBA have definitely seen each other naked
April 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
gambling should be broadly legal but you should have to place all bets in person, it shouldn’t even be possible over the phone. if you want to bet on missile strikes, you should have to look another person in the face and say it out loud while a line of people behind you gets audibly angry at you
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this is similar to my belief that all drugs should be legal, but only purchasable in plain white packaging from a government store staffed by middle-aged nurses hired for their ability to look disappointed in you.
gambling should be broadly legal but you should have to place all bets in person, it shouldn’t even be possible over the phone. if you want to bet on missile strikes, you should have to look another person in the face and say it out loud while a line of people behind you gets audibly angry at you
Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: mine is that I think the two guys from ABBA have definitely seen each other naked
April 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
this is similar to my belief that all drugs should be legal, but only purchasable in plain white packaging from a government store staffed by middle-aged nurses hired for their ability to look disappointed in you.
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I'm supposed to be submitting an article on how to win the culture war, and I've rewritten it 3 times and I'm way past the deadline and I'm super stuck because I keep realizing I don't believe what I'm writing. I don't think the problem is right-wing media control. I think the problem is Trump
April 2, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I'm supposed to be submitting an article on how to win the culture war, and I've rewritten it 3 times and I'm way past the deadline and I'm super stuck because I keep realizing I don't believe what I'm writing. I don't think the problem is right-wing media control. I think the problem is Trump
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Men who genuinely believe women can't/don't enjoy sex are actually confessing to just being bad in bed.
March 21, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Men who genuinely believe women can't/don't enjoy sex are actually confessing to just being bad in bed.
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The elder millennial existence consists entirely of alternating geopolitical and financial crises
March 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The elder millennial existence consists entirely of alternating geopolitical and financial crises
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in 2012, it was six. now it's four.
February 26, 2026 at 11:39 PM
in 2012, it was six. now it's four.
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A lot of problems in this country could be solved simply by enforcing anti-monopoly laws
February 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
A lot of problems in this country could be solved simply by enforcing anti-monopoly laws
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"The President Must Be Removed From Office"
Zeteo is calling today for Donald Trump to be democratically removed from office, via impeachment or the 25th Amendment. The evidence, as laid out by Zeteo's @andrewperez.bsky.social in today's First Draft, suggests he is unfit.
zeteo.com/p/time-for-t...
Zeteo is calling today for Donald Trump to be democratically removed from office, via impeachment or the 25th Amendment. The evidence, as laid out by Zeteo's @andrewperez.bsky.social in today's First Draft, suggests he is unfit.
zeteo.com/p/time-for-t...
February 23, 2026 at 1:35 PM
"The President Must Be Removed From Office"
Zeteo is calling today for Donald Trump to be democratically removed from office, via impeachment or the 25th Amendment. The evidence, as laid out by Zeteo's @andrewperez.bsky.social in today's First Draft, suggests he is unfit.
zeteo.com/p/time-for-t...
Zeteo is calling today for Donald Trump to be democratically removed from office, via impeachment or the 25th Amendment. The evidence, as laid out by Zeteo's @andrewperez.bsky.social in today's First Draft, suggests he is unfit.
zeteo.com/p/time-for-t...
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my favorite Mardi Gras memory came near the end of Fat Tuesday, at a dance party near the Slab. I turned around and saw a man holding a framed portrait of David Lynch. He rested his cheek against the glass and danced with it for like an hour
February 20, 2026 at 5:12 AM
my favorite Mardi Gras memory came near the end of Fat Tuesday, at a dance party near the Slab. I turned around and saw a man holding a framed portrait of David Lynch. He rested his cheek against the glass and danced with it for like an hour
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you can't work with Republicans. you can't compromise with them either. you either win or they do.
Kevin Roberts, President of The Heritage Foundation, claims that evidence suggests a correlation between undergoing Trans Medical Care and acts of violence.
He states Heritage's public policy solution is to ban it for all ages and they're willing to work towards this goal on an incremental basis.
He states Heritage's public policy solution is to ban it for all ages and they're willing to work towards this goal on an incremental basis.
February 19, 2026 at 4:28 AM
you can't work with Republicans. you can't compromise with them either. you either win or they do.
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kid-in-the-brown-hoodie is a whole-ass ideology
February 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
kid-in-the-brown-hoodie is a whole-ass ideology
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another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated
Hilarious lol
"I have a WW1 trench knife embedded in my bedroom wall just in case. 1917 edition. More useful than a gun in close quarters."
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Hilarious lol
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections