reading war & peace. so far, i feel pierre on a spiritual level, anatole is a as scummy as they get, and princess marya deserves better. just saying.
September 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
reading war & peace. so far, i feel pierre on a spiritual level, anatole is a as scummy as they get, and princess marya deserves better. just saying.
how long can i be in the talking stage with a guy before they claim they “don’t feel a connection?”
May 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
how long can i be in the talking stage with a guy before they claim they “don’t feel a connection?”
discovered there is an additional insurance fee when you buy a house for the first time that’s basically insurance for your mortgage like fuck offfffff
April 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
discovered there is an additional insurance fee when you buy a house for the first time that’s basically insurance for your mortgage like fuck offfffff
if you can’t match my freak then ya gotta go !
man on hinge: tell me a fun fact about yourself!!
me: i love dinosaurs and my favorite dinosaur is parasaurolophus
man on hinge: anyways, what do you do for work?
🫣
me: i love dinosaurs and my favorite dinosaur is parasaurolophus
man on hinge: anyways, what do you do for work?
🫣
April 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
if you can’t match my freak then ya gotta go !
man on hinge: tell me a fun fact about yourself!!
me: i love dinosaurs and my favorite dinosaur is parasaurolophus
man on hinge: anyways, what do you do for work?
🫣
me: i love dinosaurs and my favorite dinosaur is parasaurolophus
man on hinge: anyways, what do you do for work?
🫣
April 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
man on hinge: tell me a fun fact about yourself!!
me: i love dinosaurs and my favorite dinosaur is parasaurolophus
man on hinge: anyways, what do you do for work?
🫣
me: i love dinosaurs and my favorite dinosaur is parasaurolophus
man on hinge: anyways, what do you do for work?
🫣
so lonelyyyyy but i do it to myselfffff
April 24, 2026 at 10:34 PM
so lonelyyyyy but i do it to myselfffff
it’s sooooooooo depressing that i’ll never be a homeowner 🫠
April 24, 2026 at 5:41 PM
it’s sooooooooo depressing that i’ll never be a homeowner 🫠
oomf on insta liked me story, we’re getting married now
April 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM
oomf on insta liked me story, we’re getting married now
this one’s for the oxford study commenters
omigod shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP about how you hate wasians like go get a fucking hobby that isn’t related to your belief in eugenics
April 24, 2026 at 12:56 AM
this one’s for the oxford study commenters
omigod shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP about how you hate wasians like go get a fucking hobby that isn’t related to your belief in eugenics
April 24, 2026 at 12:55 AM
omigod shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP about how you hate wasians like go get a fucking hobby that isn’t related to your belief in eugenics
get off the floor girlie we are taking down the patriarchy this fine evening
April 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
get off the floor girlie we are taking down the patriarchy this fine evening
phone so dry you can call it death valley
April 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
phone so dry you can call it death valley
ladies, stop doing charity work (dating trash men) and get that full-time love (dating me) that comes with the best benefits
April 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
ladies, stop doing charity work (dating trash men) and get that full-time love (dating me) that comes with the best benefits
genuinely losing my mind in my therapist’s waiting room
April 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
genuinely losing my mind in my therapist’s waiting room
“she’s weird but she’s hot” is the only kind of back handed compliment i will receive
April 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
“she’s weird but she’s hot” is the only kind of back handed compliment i will receive
i need my city to fill in the giant fuckass hole in front of my goddamn driveway like sir i need to GO TO WORK and im tired off off roading on the sidewalk 😠
April 22, 2026 at 1:32 PM
i need my city to fill in the giant fuckass hole in front of my goddamn driveway like sir i need to GO TO WORK and im tired off off roading on the sidewalk 😠
ooooooh you want me so bad, yes you want me so bad and yes i will reject you
April 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
ooooooh you want me so bad, yes you want me so bad and yes i will reject you
i know working out is a necessity to stay healthy but i just don’t wannaaaaaaa
April 21, 2026 at 9:08 PM
i know working out is a necessity to stay healthy but i just don’t wannaaaaaaa
me: maybe ill post something on bluesky!
bluesky: how about we post it 10 million times and clog everyone’s feed????
bluesky: how about we post it 10 million times and clog everyone’s feed????
April 21, 2026 at 9:03 PM
me: maybe ill post something on bluesky!
bluesky: how about we post it 10 million times and clog everyone’s feed????
bluesky: how about we post it 10 million times and clog everyone’s feed????
i have nothing important to contribute but that doesn’t mean i won’t say some stupid shit for the drama of it all
April 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
i have nothing important to contribute but that doesn’t mean i won’t say some stupid shit for the drama of it all
this is me because of my gemini moon
April 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
this is me because of my gemini moon
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Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.
April 7, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.
anyways we are so back
April 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
anyways we are so back
JD Vance, you have the opportunity to have the American public love you for like 5 minutes…TAKE IT
25th Amendment.
No time to waste.
No time to waste.
April 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
JD Vance, you have the opportunity to have the American public love you for like 5 minutes…TAKE IT