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Tweet from Klara @klara_sjo: The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAI, which is completely closed. His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods". Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a company that said that it will do no evil. Brilliant work as always Kojima!
September 18, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Raymond Smuckles of Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
September 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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the evergreen prophecy
crisp mattman @ cushbomb This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history. 11:00 AM · Jan 20, 2017
September 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Unless you seriously fuck it up, trimming a cat's claws does not adversely affect them any more than clipping your toenails harms you.
A diagram of proper cat nail trimming & maintenance
September 8, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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we finally found the opposite
Hot dog meme "this fucking sucks actually" when it's the literal coolest thing ever
September 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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this could have been you
Discord's "orbs" display with 117,280 collected, surely enough for maybe some little plastic ninjas or a ring pop at the prize counter.
September 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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gotta love the classics
crisp mattman @ cushbomb This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history. 11:00 AM · Jan 20, 2017
August 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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The CFAA says all these besties should be wearing matching bracelets 😍
A pair of handcuffs with key
August 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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August 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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A two-panel photo comic: Panel one, an ancient wolf considers its options: "Humans at a campfire... it's cold and I'm starving, maybe I should ask for some scraps. What's the worst that could happen?" Panel two, TEN THOUSAND YEARS LATER: A miserable-looking pug (but I repeat myself) in a crocheted birthday cake hat appearing mortified of its own existence.
August 2, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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Destiny 2 kinda sorta, but with extra steps.
Joxer's Longsword, a pulse rifle in Destiny 2
July 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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hell yeah
Receipt screenshot segment for dang ol' Anamanaguchi tickets
July 22, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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if the following count creeping up toward five digits weren't enough, the most reliable indicator of turbolib mushbrain hits another bullseye
A Bsky tag indicating that the dipshit in question joined in the Maddow wave of November 2024
July 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Tweet by @ProBirdRights I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
June 29, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Closest I've seen aside from local shops is Sonic
A screenshot of Sonic's "America $2.50" menu, featuring a "Red, White and Blue Slush Float" (tbh it sounds hella nasty mostly because blue raspberry is an abomination), Jr. Double Cheeseburger, All-American Dog (regular ol' hot dog), and medium onion rings. That's it that's the whole menu.
June 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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gotta love the classics
Tweet by @normal_now 2019-02-26: Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
June 25, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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never thought I'd see eyewear that looked less comfortable than these
Nvidia's GeForce 3D Vision glasses from ~2010
June 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Diane, the military has been doing flyovers at football games for literal decades. This is from the Dallas-Miami Super Bowl VI in 1972.
An F-4 military jet flyover among the balloons in the sky takes place just before kickoff for the Dallas Cowboys 24-3 victory over the Miami Dolphins in Super Bowl VI on January 16, 1972 at Tulane Stadium in New Orleans, Louisiana. Source: https://www.nfl.com/photos/the-art-of-the-flyover-0ap3000000934319
June 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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okay the shape is a little unorthodox but hear me out
A nice bumpy plastic-sealed wedge of parmigiano reggiano
June 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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gotta love the classics
All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up [images of assorted crossed-out computers, kiosks, loudspeakers, etc.] To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To > And I Will Never Speak To You < I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
June 4, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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I appreciate the follow up too
DOJA CAT: @elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o' war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.
June 4, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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You lose that bet.
A screenshot of Super Mario Bros. 3 with an absolutely furious Sun in the upper left corner
May 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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very fitting since this is the closest Nightvale ever got to true existential horror
Tweet from Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio, 2017-01-23: Tired of your computer running slow? Tired of losing files? Tired? Really tired? Exhausted? Desperate for one moment of true rest? Tired?
May 18, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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May 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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Public Security Section 9? The search-and-rescue division?
Jim Downey, appearing on the "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend" podcast, requests clarification.
May 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM