Dave
watchingthegas.bsky.social
Dave
@watchingthegas.bsky.social
Combining multiple bird accounts. Soccer / Football, Bristol Rovers, Wrestling (AEW), New England Patriots, Tampa Bay Rowdies, any other Boston Sports.

Danhausen, Feeder(the Band), The Beatles, Music (@SomersetDave, @WatchingTheGas, @WrestleDave8)
Made a Sir Mixalot joke at work. Nobody budged and I doubt even listened as my jokes are pretty crap

Butts as in B U T T S and you cannot lie.

Nothing! Absolutely nothing!
September 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I know I missed a lot of context from the England Mexico game as I was asleep but what happened to singing “Three Lions” or “Vindaloo”?

Some guy running around the town screaming “eff Mexico”
July 6, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Turns out my old massive fan of the Cypriots work colleague from years ago really drummed the whole I only have “Cypriot Delight” not “Turkish Delight” when he used to come back from Holiday.

I was sharing a boring anecdote but turns out It is gross no matter what you call it!
June 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I’ve seen some stuff on Twitter about “the British public shouldn’t be a,b,c or d” after what’s happened today.

The British public made Phil Collins, ABC and Duran Duran popular in the 80’s and then folk act surprised when they listen to “Baron Von Greenback” with a teal rosette?
May 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Reposted by Dave
Remember that the far right does so well in this country because the press spends all day, every day, saying these problems are caused by immigrants and that anyone offering slightly more left wing alternatives is a deranged terrorist hippy.
6 - Brits are fed up. They believe the system is rigged in favour of vested interests and billionaires. They want to see a radically redesign that sees local communities thrive, schools & hospitals properly funded they need, and a properly run country can confront the climate crisis. >>>
May 8, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

It’s just amazing how easily people lose their minds and forget everything about driving, politeness and breathing when they enter within 250 yards of a supermarket.

It’s the closest to Facebook in real life people acting like spoilt toddlers
April 24, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Thought about offering to clean VHS tapes. I’ve managed to clean about 12 out of 15 of my own!

So, until I improve that. It’s not happening
March 29, 2026 at 11:53 AM
My copeing mechanism being the giggles isn’t great! But i find it helps? I guess!
March 21, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I know buying most things through Vinted is a risk. But make postage £2 more, buy some cardboard and maybe, just maybe the Vinyl might actually survive a journey being thrown about! 🙄
March 20, 2026 at 7:50 AM
The Brits would usually be a night of playing spot the gammon on Twitter

But it’s not even a funny game on there anymore.

They ruined it but they miss the irony of it not being for them
February 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Just had an online promotion interview.

The nerves kicked in about 5 mins before it started & they asked if I had any questions at the end.

I didn’t even think to look up something to ask & my mind went completely blank

Whatever in my brain knew to talk about my patch & compare it! Thank you!
February 19, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I’ve just been out Somerset’d accent wise

Im not sure how I feel about it
February 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Jack White does something on TV and all of a sudden I cannot stop singing “Seven Nation Army”
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Being a grown up with money is dangerous!

I’ve bought 2 EFL sticker books (me and eldest nephew) and got all the Rovers stickers on eBay. because eBay ruins everything

Now for someone who wasn’t bothering it’s still cost me £30!

I’m an idiot but one with a lot of stuff
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is a guy on Twitter who spends the day arguing with himself.

He’s been arguing about the TV licence & his solution was a yearly subscription for iPlayer *insert irony here*

No wonder people pay for the tick, he would have gotten some responses & paid for his TV license by now!
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
That might be the softest penalty given by a ref ever!
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Rovers have gone 1-0 up and I can’t remember how to get excited, I made a loud noise and now I’m going to panic they don’t throw it away!
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
For the Dolphins! 😂😂🙈
Game over!
September 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
3rd and goal and I’m nervous!

We all need this! Come on Drake!
September 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bought wet leg tickets for Cardiff.

They announced Bristol date.

Got tickets for Bristol and have sold the Cardiff ones.

Covered the cost for Bristol. Job done!

Most productive thing I’ve done today
August 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Reposted by Dave
Remember when this tosser was praising Rovers' women's team and even came over to shake Nathan's hand when they were warming up before playing FGR at the Mem. All a sham, all for show, just like the rest of his shite while he was there. A weak, weak man.
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What a predictable twat
July 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Despite my feelings towards him in the last 25 years. You cannot deny the impact this man had on wrestling!

Imagine working 400 days in a year! Because time zones

I remember Mr Nanny being on TV in the 90’s and buying “Hulk Hogan bubble bath” and it smelling awful! 😂😂
July 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My laptop was dying and after finding some good info on Reddit. Tested the hard drive and it is dying.

My laptop being rubbish for 6 months was the hard drive.
July 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Welcome to another “don’t live in a town centre” especially near scaffolding and you find 2 Kurt Cobain looking knobheads at your bedroom window at nearly 1am.
July 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Dear Wet Leg, please do another tour!

Thanks Dave
June 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM