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Telling beautiful women i think they should scowl more
September 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Telling beautiful women i think they should scowl more
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i love it when male clinicians assume that in a transferential experience with a client, the client saw them as a father figure rather than, for example, their perverted male coworker or a friend's aloof and ugly boyfriend
September 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
i love it when male clinicians assume that in a transferential experience with a client, the client saw them as a father figure rather than, for example, their perverted male coworker or a friend's aloof and ugly boyfriend
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out in his desert bunker Trader joe is working on a snack he says will end all strife
September 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
out in his desert bunker Trader joe is working on a snack he says will end all strife
My boyfriend might be the only person in the world who is followed by both avgi saketopoulou and rxk nephew on instagram. Im fuming
September 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
My boyfriend might be the only person in the world who is followed by both avgi saketopoulou and rxk nephew on instagram. Im fuming
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they’re acting like it’s not my body
September 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
they’re acting like it’s not my body
Undergrad is for dressing like the worlds biggest whore and going to office hours and knocking something over so you can bend over for your hot lesbian professor. Grad school is for dressing like a mormon and trying things like “hiking” with your cohort
September 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Undergrad is for dressing like the worlds biggest whore and going to office hours and knocking something over so you can bend over for your hot lesbian professor. Grad school is for dressing like a mormon and trying things like “hiking” with your cohort
Im the night pisser. For obvious reasons
September 16, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Im the night pisser. For obvious reasons
My fax number was compromised in a recent data breach
September 16, 2026 at 5:14 AM
My fax number was compromised in a recent data breach
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@realhypochondriac.bsky.social you've taken a step back from here, we miss you
September 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
@realhypochondriac.bsky.social you've taken a step back from here, we miss you
@realhypochondriac.bsky.social come back. I want your thoughts
September 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
@realhypochondriac.bsky.social come back. I want your thoughts
Sometimes when you see a dog with its head hanging out the window of a car it feels kind of performative. Like i know you're only doing this cause you saw other dogs do this
September 16, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Sometimes when you see a dog with its head hanging out the window of a car it feels kind of performative. Like i know you're only doing this cause you saw other dogs do this
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i'm sorry you're having a rough time lately. but i think i can solve all your problems through aristotelian logic
September 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
i'm sorry you're having a rough time lately. but i think i can solve all your problems through aristotelian logic
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pov you watch a man not comprehend his historical moment
September 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
pov you watch a man not comprehend his historical moment
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Hey guys, I am a careful son and I have been for a while now.
September 16, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Hey guys, I am a careful son and I have been for a while now.
Please forgive me for the unkind things i said while i was upset. No i would not like to unsubscribe from your mailing list i take it back
September 16, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Please forgive me for the unkind things i said while i was upset. No i would not like to unsubscribe from your mailing list i take it back
Im “watching my figure”. And my god she is one sexy mama
September 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Im “watching my figure”. And my god she is one sexy mama
Has anyone ever tried steering their car with their teeth
September 16, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Has anyone ever tried steering their car with their teeth
Im sorry i didnt respond to your email ive been trying to watch my figure
September 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Im sorry i didnt respond to your email ive been trying to watch my figure
The moon in the sky is a balm in the palm for the ailed mind #truefacts
September 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
The moon in the sky is a balm in the palm for the ailed mind #truefacts
I think you could power a small factory if you hooked up a turbine to the rumbling of my tummy
September 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I think you could power a small factory if you hooked up a turbine to the rumbling of my tummy
If the only grocery store within a mile of you is a trader joes you live in a food desert
September 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
If the only grocery store within a mile of you is a trader joes you live in a food desert
I would like something beautiful to eat, and tasty too. But nothing of the sort exists here
September 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I would like something beautiful to eat, and tasty too. But nothing of the sort exists here
Playing a game called “find the bug bite” where i scratch and itch over the full surface of my body and then i see where it swells up bright red and splotchy
September 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Playing a game called “find the bug bite” where i scratch and itch over the full surface of my body and then i see where it swells up bright red and splotchy
Trying to increase my tolerance to spicy foods to get better at swallowing my bfs cum #dehydratedboyfriend
September 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Trying to increase my tolerance to spicy foods to get better at swallowing my bfs cum #dehydratedboyfriend