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I rolled off a turnip truck, down a rabbit hole, and stuck the landing in Hollywood.
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I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamberder today
Wimpy's Endless Hamburgers Feast
ALT: Wimpy's Endless Hamburgers Feast
static.klipy.com
September 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Very excited about my new job! I get to sit on the foot of Perez Hilton's hospital bed and take videos of him while I repeatedly remind him that he's actually just a sociopath named Mario who would still have zero friends if he wasn't the world's 2nd most prolific blackmailer on earth.
August 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Happy 404th of July. The country they told us is free cannot be found in this economy.
July 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
@kattenbarge.bsky.social covered so much in thisaBlack Radicals episode on "What Is Artificial Intelligence?" She also gets into who makes it, what they want, and what we can do about it. open.spotify.com/episode/1TAD...
Ep. 9: What is Artificial Intelligence (AI)? With Kat Tenbarge
Black Radicals · Episode
open.spotify.com
July 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
How did I fall down the most annoying rabbit hole in Hollywood?
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What if everything actually just ends up working out eventually?
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Y'all should check out Kat Tenbarge's new show. Fun and informative!
www.youtube.com/live/wWuBR9i...
FALL AND RISE OF DISNEYLAND PARIS // FANTASYLAND POD EP #3
YouTube video by Fantasyland Pod
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If you fuck me over and I seem like I didn't notice or didn't mind, wait 🤣💯✌🏽
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My directorial debut, Thingamabob, has been accepted for a screening!
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
RIP, e'rybody. Welcome to Hell 😆
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Anyway, unironically, I'm watching Pearl rn instead lol
a woman in a red shirt is smiling and making a funny face
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is smiling and making a funny face
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I thought this said "melanin" for a second and I was like "CORRELATION IS NOT CAUS- oh, nm, lemme stfu 🤭" 😅🤣
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as a Jill's unmet needs and Jack's TBI?
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as a tickle torture feather in Old King Cole's merry old dungeon
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as egg
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as Bo Peep's steering wheel cover
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as the bill of Gordon Goose's oversized hat as he sat on Little Miss Muffet's tuffet eating the heaping mound of curds and whey she insisted on serving him?
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I hate gay halloween because what you mean you're going as Mary's gigantic obnoxious meddling sheep
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as big moods on Big Brother
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as big moods on Big Brother
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as Shin Gojira's esophageal laser stress prepping to destroy Tokyo
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as Laura Dern's initial reaction to seeing a real live dinosaur for the first time ever.
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as the harmonic space between Barbara and Judy?
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM