Kimberly Watson
@watsonthe.bsky.social
Jack of no trades, master of fun.
🥬👻🐶☠️🦬🖤
Substack: @kimberlydubs
🥬👻🐶☠️🦬🖤
Substack: @kimberlydubs
I am very happy to be pregnant. AND I AM SO SAD TO BE MISSING OUT ON PEAK HALLOWEEN FLASH TATTOO SEASON.
September 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I am very happy to be pregnant. AND I AM SO SAD TO BE MISSING OUT ON PEAK HALLOWEEN FLASH TATTOO SEASON.
Finally catching up on season five of SLOMW. And man, oh mannnnn, do I hate when Jen makes me side with Zac.
September 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Finally catching up on season five of SLOMW. And man, oh mannnnn, do I hate when Jen makes me side with Zac.
When you wake up on a Saturday morning and decide you’re going to dissemble a bookshelf, build a new cabinet, and finish painting the kitchen. And then are also like… WHY NOT ALSO PAINT THE DRESSING ROOM?! Why am I the way that I am.
September 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
When you wake up on a Saturday morning and decide you’re going to dissemble a bookshelf, build a new cabinet, and finish painting the kitchen. And then are also like… WHY NOT ALSO PAINT THE DRESSING ROOM?! Why am I the way that I am.
I don’t know why I was ever sleeping on regularly scheduled pedicures with a nice foot and leg massage. Have I never fully loved myself until now?
August 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I don’t know why I was ever sleeping on regularly scheduled pedicures with a nice foot and leg massage. Have I never fully loved myself until now?
Made a rhubarb tart over the weekend and gained 6 pounds. Worth it.
August 27, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Made a rhubarb tart over the weekend and gained 6 pounds. Worth it.
Bending over to buckle my shoes has officially become an issue. Cool cool cool…. Only 15ish weeks to go ☠️ pregnancy is SO FUN.
August 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Bending over to buckle my shoes has officially become an issue. Cool cool cool…. Only 15ish weeks to go ☠️ pregnancy is SO FUN.
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Shan't be doing anything.
July 26, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Shan't be doing anything.
I haven’t eaten ANY French fries in over 24 hours. 😏 epitome of health? Thats what some might say.
July 28, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I haven’t eaten ANY French fries in over 24 hours. 😏 epitome of health? Thats what some might say.
“I saw someone walking down Union and thought, ‘Who’s that stylish person?’ And it was you.” ☠️🥰🥹
July 24, 2026 at 4:57 PM
“I saw someone walking down Union and thought, ‘Who’s that stylish person?’ And it was you.” ☠️🥰🥹
I would never get featured on Criterion Closet Picks because my top two favorite movies are 21 and 22 Jump Street. And I don’t know that it gets better from there. So.
July 23, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I would never get featured on Criterion Closet Picks because my top two favorite movies are 21 and 22 Jump Street. And I don’t know that it gets better from there. So.
People who unexpectedly knock on our front door baffle me. Do they actually think I’m wearing pants in my own home and am able to answer the door? Who do they think I am?
July 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
People who unexpectedly knock on our front door baffle me. Do they actually think I’m wearing pants in my own home and am able to answer the door? Who do they think I am?
My pants fit this morning… but now they’re having to be held together by a hair tie. 🙄 Pregnancy retires yet another pair of work trousers. 🪦
July 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
My pants fit this morning… but now they’re having to be held together by a hair tie. 🙄 Pregnancy retires yet another pair of work trousers. 🪦
When you’re not just craving an item. You’re craving a size. Shout out to Sonic for that Route 44 Cherry Limeade.
July 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
When you’re not just craving an item. You’re craving a size. Shout out to Sonic for that Route 44 Cherry Limeade.
Is getting back on Instagram just wanting to get into building miniatures? What is this algorithm?
July 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Is getting back on Instagram just wanting to get into building miniatures? What is this algorithm?
Why aren’t chicken nuggies considered whole foods 😭
July 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Why aren’t chicken nuggies considered whole foods 😭
Doctor appointment updates: bb’s heart beat is perfect! ❤️❤️ But I may have been instructed to cut back on the pizza rolls and to eat more fruit 👎👎 husband is a total narc. #week16
June 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Doctor appointment updates: bb’s heart beat is perfect! ❤️❤️ But I may have been instructed to cut back on the pizza rolls and to eat more fruit 👎👎 husband is a total narc. #week16
UberEats being able to deliver cough medicine past midnight to me may have just switched my loyalties. Just saying, DoorDash….
June 14, 2026 at 6:59 AM
UberEats being able to deliver cough medicine past midnight to me may have just switched my loyalties. Just saying, DoorDash….
Tell me you’re pregnant without telling me you’re pregnant: went to grab dinner, came home with chocolate cake and four boxes of cereal.
June 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Tell me you’re pregnant without telling me you’re pregnant: went to grab dinner, came home with chocolate cake and four boxes of cereal.
Tell me you’re pregnant without telling me you’re pregnant: last week I cried because Fred Meyer didn’t have Sister Schubert rolls.
June 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Tell me you’re pregnant without telling me you’re pregnant: last week I cried because Fred Meyer didn’t have Sister Schubert rolls.
An inverse haiku: Thirty dollars for curry that wasn’t that good. Door Dash got me again. Damn.
May 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
An inverse haiku: Thirty dollars for curry that wasn’t that good. Door Dash got me again. Damn.
Why doesn’t Taco Bell offer family size pintos and cheese the way KFC does family size mashed potatoes? WE DESERVE ANSWERS. WE DEMAND CHANGE.
May 30, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Why doesn’t Taco Bell offer family size pintos and cheese the way KFC does family size mashed potatoes? WE DESERVE ANSWERS. WE DEMAND CHANGE.
Vicksburg, MS has just discovered avocado paired with bacon.
May 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Vicksburg, MS has just discovered avocado paired with bacon.
You ever wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and randomly get N*Sync’s “Dirty Pop” stuck in your head on repeat to the point that you can’t go back to sleep? No?
May 2, 2026 at 9:23 AM
You ever wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and randomly get N*Sync’s “Dirty Pop” stuck in your head on repeat to the point that you can’t go back to sleep? No?
WE JUST BOUGHT SO MANY PLANTS AT THE PLANT SALE AND THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT YALL. I CAN FEEL IT. THIS YEAR, WE CAN DO GARDENING RIGHT.
April 25, 2026 at 5:23 PM
WE JUST BOUGHT SO MANY PLANTS AT THE PLANT SALE AND THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT YALL. I CAN FEEL IT. THIS YEAR, WE CAN DO GARDENING RIGHT.
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