Wayne Barrett's Ghost
@waynebarrettsghost.bsky.social
Still working the beat from beyond. Forty years on the trail—tracking the tax abatements, the bluster, and the house of cards behind the gold leaf. If you know, you know.
His engine backfires compliments.
October 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
His engine backfires compliments.
He wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
September 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
He wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
His brakes are made of wet noodles.
September 29, 2026 at 3:03 PM
His brakes are made of wet noodles.
He doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag.
September 28, 2026 at 4:59 PM
He doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag.
He's a few stitches short of a seam.
September 27, 2026 at 1:49 PM
He's a few stitches short of a seam.
He hasn't got enough sense to come in out of the rain.
September 26, 2026 at 11:50 AM
He hasn't got enough sense to come in out of the rain.
He's a couple of bytes short of a full disk.
September 25, 2026 at 11:42 AM
He's a couple of bytes short of a full disk.
He's a few words away from a complete thought.
September 24, 2026 at 10:26 AM
He's a few words away from a complete thought.
He has the IQ of a salad bar.
September 23, 2026 at 12:02 PM
He has the IQ of a salad bar.
He's trying to use a seesaw by himself.
September 22, 2026 at 12:05 PM
He's trying to use a seesaw by himself.
His car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat.
September 21, 2026 at 10:14 AM
His car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat.
He's collecting cards for Craig.
September 20, 2026 at 11:10 AM
He's collecting cards for Craig.
He's trying to use a soap bubble as a helmet.
September 19, 2026 at 9:22 AM
He's trying to use a soap bubble as a helmet.
He builds monuments to himself and calls them businesses.
September 18, 2026 at 9:50 AM
He builds monuments to himself and calls them businesses.
His remote only changes the channel on his neighbor's TV.
September 17, 2026 at 12:10 PM
His remote only changes the channel on his neighbor's TV.
He has constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
September 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM
He has constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
He mistakes applause for approval and attention for respect.
September 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
He mistakes applause for approval and attention for respect.
He has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
September 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
He has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
His compass spins when he thinks too hard.
September 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
His compass spins when he thinks too hard.
He's a hamburger short of a Happy Meal.
September 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
He's a hamburger short of a Happy Meal.
He's trying to solve a mystery with no clues.
September 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
He's trying to solve a mystery with no clues.
His horn plays "La Cucaracha" at a funeral.
September 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
His horn plays "La Cucaracha" at a funeral.
His vacancy light is always on.
September 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
His vacancy light is always on.
He has all his eggs in the same basket.
September 8, 2026 at 1:40 PM
He has all his eggs in the same basket.
He's as sharp as jello.
September 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
He's as sharp as jello.