If you believe in the Columbo/Baretta/Nick At Nite theory, people are criminals because their fathers were criminals, and their fathers before them.

Remember, remember, the 5th of November
The fuckery, treason and plot
I see no valid reason why a man of good reason
Should ever listen to that twat

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Trump understood something that the Dems can never admit:

He who has the most nutjobs inspired to throw a molotov for them, wins. Kamala Harris- a goddamn prosecutor, mind you- couldn't inspire fifteen million Americans to get off the couch.

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someone drew garfield as a juggalo for me once actually

hop on faygo and become the juggalo you were destined to be

i have in my possession a bottle of cotton candy flavored Faygo and I do not know whether to chill it, as befits its honored status (you can't find that flavor here much i found it in the markdown looking for deals on cheese) or chug it at room temperature, which is also a juggalo skill. Hm.