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xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air!

gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
September 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
... wat
September 17, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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In light of everything that’s going on
September 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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The biggest swing of the #BlueJays season.

Kazuma Okamoto has put them up, 5-4, with a three-run shot. His 33rd of the season.
September 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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I’m back. Fuck the racists.
September 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
September 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I hate to say it about a division rival, but when dudes Rock? Dudes Rock.
AN IMMACULATE 1ST.
September 14, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Vladdy hit that home run directly below my son’s sign. We’re taking credit for it.
September 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
September 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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I love you, Kevin Gausman, but, I'm sorry, it's the "Brett Bateman trade" now
September 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Mission accomplished! #letsggobluejays
September 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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See, this is wrong. George W. Bush is responsible for at least an order of magnitude more suffering in the world than Trump has "accomplished" (at least so far.)

White Americans tend to think W wasn't as bad as Trump because his policies mostly led to mass death, torture & worse "over there"
We talk about how W was so much better than Trump (and he was) but you can draw a straight line through W's bombastic appeal to the lowest common denominator and Trump
people on TV looked right into the camera with a straight face and said "if you don't go to Disney Land the terrorists have won."
September 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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Matt Olson gives the Braves an early lead with a solo homer against an anti-vaxxer from Philadelphia
September 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit.

We were silent.

As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/
September 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Yeah no fucking shit, dipshits.
A new report from Luminate has found that long gaps between seasons of streaming TV shows are leading to major losses in viewership.

More than a 1 year gap is seen to largely cause a significant loss in viewership.

(Source: luminatedata.com/reports/2026...)
September 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
September 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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The post with the weird twist at the end? You guessed it, Frank Stallone’s.
Frank took us on a real roller coaster here
September 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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well, the Edmonton Oilers don’t realize how upset fans are re the signing of Formenton, 1 of the London 5 involved in deplorable conduct with a woman. his acquittal does not equal innocence.

Oilers are tone deaf to the need for women to be respected, believed. many are sadly turning away.
September 10, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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McDonalds "only a dollar all summer" should end at the autumn equinox.
September 8, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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I think Elizabeth Holmes is weird and terrible. But I will NEVER not respect the fact that she won over horny old rich men by faking magic, dressing like Steve Jobs, looking like one of the prom queen's mates and putting on a deep voice that literally just sounds like me if I try and do a man voice.
September 8, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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September 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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i never feel like i'm on the same page with other people about things you're supposed to age into believing. like i don't plan on voting differently but i do agree i was wrong about how good it feels to sneeze super loudly
September 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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personally i think the way you bring maha into the fold is by isolating and (deservedly) destroying the reputations of the movement leaders and then doing the stuff the rank and file “agree” with and eventually theyll come into the fold
September 6, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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[cop that just spent his entire six hour shift using flock cameras to stalk the 17 year old high school junior he saw pumping gas next to him this morning]: alright mark have a great labor day, stay safe brotha
September 6, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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I will like all your Master Bateman jokes. It was funny when Jonathan Swift did it and it’s funny now.
September 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM