Salem Umbra
@wedgepire.bsky.social
Sergal vampire tittyboy extraordinaire. Streams, from time to time. Draws and does commissions, avid lover of TTRPGs.
This account is NSFW. No minors.
Wedgepire on Twitch
This account is NSFW. No minors.
Wedgepire on Twitch
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apatosaurus postin'
June 19, 2026 at 11:47 AM
apatosaurus postin'
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Original video in all its clicky goodness.
Remember folks.
Say no to artificial intelligence, and yes to genuine idiots 😀
Remember folks.
Say no to artificial intelligence, and yes to genuine idiots 😀
June 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Original video in all its clicky goodness.
Remember folks.
Say no to artificial intelligence, and yes to genuine idiots 😀
Remember folks.
Say no to artificial intelligence, and yes to genuine idiots 😀
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I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
June 11, 2026 at 10:38 AM
I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
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Because “Reduce your Carbon Footprint”, while still a worthwhile effort, was essentially an astroturfed advertising campaign by BP to have individuals reduce their personal emissions through lifestyle choices while the oil industry continued to expand fossil fuel extraction infinitives.
how did we go from “reduce your carbon footprint” to building data centers everywhere
May 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Because “Reduce your Carbon Footprint”, while still a worthwhile effort, was essentially an astroturfed advertising campaign by BP to have individuals reduce their personal emissions through lifestyle choices while the oil industry continued to expand fossil fuel extraction infinitives.
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Bobcroc turntable is now on the store page 🐊
Musclemod or Bellymod?
jinxxy.com/TongCreator/...
payhip.com/b/MKjr7
Musclemod or Bellymod?
jinxxy.com/TongCreator/...
payhip.com/b/MKjr7
May 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Bobcroc turntable is now on the store page 🐊
Musclemod or Bellymod?
jinxxy.com/TongCreator/...
payhip.com/b/MKjr7
Musclemod or Bellymod?
jinxxy.com/TongCreator/...
payhip.com/b/MKjr7
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a @garudina.bsky.social doing the funny shadow meme :3
April 30, 2026 at 9:13 PM
a @garudina.bsky.social doing the funny shadow meme :3
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Refills. What's he looking for?
Check out my Patreon or SubscribeStar for early access and high-resolution versions of my art! www.patreon.com/posts/141517...
subscribestar.adult/posts/2122457
Check out my Patreon or SubscribeStar for early access and high-resolution versions of my art! www.patreon.com/posts/141517...
subscribestar.adult/posts/2122457
April 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Refills. What's he looking for?
Check out my Patreon or SubscribeStar for early access and high-resolution versions of my art! www.patreon.com/posts/141517...
subscribestar.adult/posts/2122457
Check out my Patreon or SubscribeStar for early access and high-resolution versions of my art! www.patreon.com/posts/141517...
subscribestar.adult/posts/2122457
Nu metal really becomes 10x better when you're playing halo, I think
May 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Nu metal really becomes 10x better when you're playing halo, I think
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New signed prints up for my queens
April 27, 2026 at 4:15 PM
New signed prints up for my queens
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Oral fixation girlies, take notes :3
April 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Oral fixation girlies, take notes :3
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Don't worry, it'll fit 💦
Animation by @xazter.bsky.social
Sound by @shibashibs.bsky.social
Models by @valorlynz.bsky.social
Animation by @xazter.bsky.social
Sound by @shibashibs.bsky.social
Models by @valorlynz.bsky.social
April 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Don't worry, it'll fit 💦
Animation by @xazter.bsky.social
Sound by @shibashibs.bsky.social
Models by @valorlynz.bsky.social
Animation by @xazter.bsky.social
Sound by @shibashibs.bsky.social
Models by @valorlynz.bsky.social
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Oops! I completely forgot to post this awesome picture @darkgem.art did for me. ❤️
March 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Oops! I completely forgot to post this awesome picture @darkgem.art did for me. ❤️
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sony employs man whos daring enough to acknowledges that bloodborne exists
A R-rated animated ‘BLOODBORNE’ movie is in the works.
Jacksepticeye is developing the film.
Jacksepticeye is developing the film.
April 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
sony employs man whos daring enough to acknowledges that bloodborne exists
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i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
April 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
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For the GTFO players that can't function without constant stress - 2+ hours of unrelaxing sounds from the Complex
gtfo.gl/unrelaxing
gtfo.gl/unrelaxing
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gtfo.gl
April 1, 2026 at 11:45 AM
For the GTFO players that can't function without constant stress - 2+ hours of unrelaxing sounds from the Complex
gtfo.gl/unrelaxing
gtfo.gl/unrelaxing
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Orange Lazarus (1956-1994) An orange flavored slush drink, part of a line that included Lime Balthazar and Grape Judas. This variety developed a cult following for its potential to shut down a drinker’s central nervous system in 1.2 seconds
April 1, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Orange Lazarus (1956-1994) An orange flavored slush drink, part of a line that included Lime Balthazar and Grape Judas. This variety developed a cult following for its potential to shut down a drinker’s central nervous system in 1.2 seconds
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so... what's it gonna be? Which stick do you want to pick? Both? It's your choice ~
Done by @taroko0kie.bsky.social <3
Done by @taroko0kie.bsky.social <3
April 1, 2026 at 10:15 AM
so... what's it gonna be? Which stick do you want to pick? Both? It's your choice ~
Done by @taroko0kie.bsky.social <3
Done by @taroko0kie.bsky.social <3
I regret to inform that I have come down with the sickness.
March 28, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I regret to inform that I have come down with the sickness.
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Commission for @aleroth3.bsky.social and their friend!
2026 is the year for guys who are a little purple, im telling you
2026 is the year for guys who are a little purple, im telling you
March 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Commission for @aleroth3.bsky.social and their friend!
2026 is the year for guys who are a little purple, im telling you
2026 is the year for guys who are a little purple, im telling you
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March 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM