absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder
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stop complaining i have my charts and i have decided that a certain amount of unnecessary suffering is Actually A Good Thing
September 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
stop complaining i have my charts and i have decided that a certain amount of unnecessary suffering is Actually A Good Thing
BUT IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES i scream as i kick the most vulnerable into the cold I WILL HELP YOU LATER i sob as i shove the few into the wood chipper WHY WONT YOU SUPPORT ME dont you know how much worse it could get for others after u die
September 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
BUT IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES i scream as i kick the most vulnerable into the cold I WILL HELP YOU LATER i sob as i shove the few into the wood chipper WHY WONT YOU SUPPORT ME dont you know how much worse it could get for others after u die
AI is the robots revenge for dubstep they didn’t like us listening to the sound of them fucking
August 21, 2026 at 8:11 PM
AI is the robots revenge for dubstep they didn’t like us listening to the sound of them fucking
Destroy them all I mutter to myself as I finish at the atm. They want to take everything from you I whisper as I leave the grocery store. Nothing is safe from them I seethe as I eat in the drive thru’s parking lot.
August 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Destroy them all I mutter to myself as I finish at the atm. They want to take everything from you I whisper as I leave the grocery store. Nothing is safe from them I seethe as I eat in the drive thru’s parking lot.
Did my research. Started giving my 17 year old stepson my peptide stack. He’s gonna make varsity this year. Im gonna live forever.
August 11, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Did my research. Started giving my 17 year old stepson my peptide stack. He’s gonna make varsity this year. Im gonna live forever.
Mr President sir the uss Lincoln is completely out of dr squatch soap sir our shit is well and truly fucked
August 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Mr President sir the uss Lincoln is completely out of dr squatch soap sir our shit is well and truly fucked
These roads, this car, my life. All built for speed i whisper to myself before jumping over a curb into oncoming traffic is slipping silently into the dark
August 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
These roads, this car, my life. All built for speed i whisper to myself before jumping over a curb into oncoming traffic is slipping silently into the dark
dont be male dont be lonely its epidemic but when i live with my mom its “looser shit’ well i guess i should just die fuck
August 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
dont be male dont be lonely its epidemic but when i live with my mom its “looser shit’ well i guess i should just die fuck
What u costal elites don’t understand is the Suburbs will birth the private equity executives who will own ur favorite brand experiences show some respect!!!
August 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
What u costal elites don’t understand is the Suburbs will birth the private equity executives who will own ur favorite brand experiences show some respect!!!
Dont make me think i can ever be cool. I was not cool. Nothing you can sell me will ever change that
August 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Dont make me think i can ever be cool. I was not cool. Nothing you can sell me will ever change that
U say ur an old soul but my soul is from a pachycephalosaurus i lower my head and charge to establish my souls dominance
August 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
U say ur an old soul but my soul is from a pachycephalosaurus i lower my head and charge to establish my souls dominance
daughter asked me what she can eat what am i your mind reading food seer fuck outta here there’s snacks in the pantry
August 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
daughter asked me what she can eat what am i your mind reading food seer fuck outta here there’s snacks in the pantry
it is 2032 and i am reading harry potter 2nd remastered edition to my son jimotheigh. explaining that its better because harry is in the IDF Dumbledore is still gay but less weird and Voldemort is trans
August 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
it is 2032 and i am reading harry potter 2nd remastered edition to my son jimotheigh. explaining that its better because harry is in the IDF Dumbledore is still gay but less weird and Voldemort is trans
Trying to write a good post and realizing I suck at it. Guess I’ll never be woke or gender enough.
August 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Trying to write a good post and realizing I suck at it. Guess I’ll never be woke or gender enough.
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I AM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND AT THIS VIDEO
HAPPY JULY 4TH
HAPPY JULY 4TH
July 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I AM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND AT THIS VIDEO
HAPPY JULY 4TH
HAPPY JULY 4TH
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watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now
May 8, 2026 at 5:48 AM
watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now
It’s getting harder to say tax the rich when our taxes just fund horrific shit.
April 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
It’s getting harder to say tax the rich when our taxes just fund horrific shit.
Gimenez trying to get hit then getting mad when he got hit sealed the Blue Jays as unserious losers. That’s my hot take.
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Gimenez trying to get hit then getting mad when he got hit sealed the Blue Jays as unserious losers. That’s my hot take.
Get fucked, cheating ass Springer
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Get fucked, cheating ass Springer
Guerrero struck out this is bullshit
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Guerrero struck out this is bullshit
This zone is shit.
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This zone is shit.
COWARDS. GIVE US OHTANI.
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
COWARDS. GIVE US OHTANI.
Complete game in 63 pitches LFG
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Complete game in 63 pitches LFG
Protecting the K:BB ratio is one of the many smaller battles in the war.
October 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Protecting the K:BB ratio is one of the many smaller battles in the war.
I don’t like this Bad Snell. I would prefer the Good Snell to return.
October 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I don’t like this Bad Snell. I would prefer the Good Snell to return.