"there are no KPI's for joy"
August 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
"there are no KPI's for joy"
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Waiter: You're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me. So, what'll it be, sir?
Customer: Can I hear the specials again?
Customer: Can I hear the specials again?
August 28, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Waiter: You're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me. So, what'll it be, sir?
Customer: Can I hear the specials again?
Customer: Can I hear the specials again?
"You're a much better dancer when your'e sitting down"
July 18, 2026 at 9:02 AM
"You're a much better dancer when your'e sitting down"
Elon musk is worth more dollars than Lego bricks exist in the world.
June 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Elon musk is worth more dollars than Lego bricks exist in the world.
Merlin app. For motorbikes
May 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Merlin app. For motorbikes
still have Christmas chocolate.
Do I win?
Do I win?
April 18, 2026 at 1:00 PM
still have Christmas chocolate.
Do I win?
Do I win?
Don't go, you are my emotional support human
April 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Don't go, you are my emotional support human
"Daaaad, how old are colours??"
April 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
"Daaaad, how old are colours??"
House translations:
Thingy face = someone else
Doofer = item I don't have
Lifty flappy thing = truck loading platform
Thingy/Steve= Alexa
Sticky-outy bit = Attachment
Pinky bit = the pink one
Hair glitter = nits
Takeoffable = removeable
Honey fairies = bees
Minkle = ****** ******
Thingy face = someone else
Doofer = item I don't have
Lifty flappy thing = truck loading platform
Thingy/Steve= Alexa
Sticky-outy bit = Attachment
Pinky bit = the pink one
Hair glitter = nits
Takeoffable = removeable
Honey fairies = bees
Minkle = ****** ******
March 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
House translations:
Thingy face = someone else
Doofer = item I don't have
Lifty flappy thing = truck loading platform
Thingy/Steve= Alexa
Sticky-outy bit = Attachment
Pinky bit = the pink one
Hair glitter = nits
Takeoffable = removeable
Honey fairies = bees
Minkle = ****** ******
Thingy face = someone else
Doofer = item I don't have
Lifty flappy thing = truck loading platform
Thingy/Steve= Alexa
Sticky-outy bit = Attachment
Pinky bit = the pink one
Hair glitter = nits
Takeoffable = removeable
Honey fairies = bees
Minkle = ****** ******
Angine de Poitrine
*Maximum volume
*Maximum volume
March 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Angine de Poitrine
*Maximum volume
*Maximum volume
Greetings are superfluous.
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Greetings are superfluous.
"stop being that kind of weird"
January 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"stop being that kind of weird"
Matinee rave. Plays old school classics. Doors 11am, close by 5pm, home for dinner. The bar sells tea and the chill out room has sofas and an open fire place.
Only on Saturdays. One day rest before work on Monday.
Only on Saturdays. One day rest before work on Monday.
January 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Matinee rave. Plays old school classics. Doors 11am, close by 5pm, home for dinner. The bar sells tea and the chill out room has sofas and an open fire place.
Only on Saturdays. One day rest before work on Monday.
Only on Saturdays. One day rest before work on Monday.
we all have our egos to bear
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
we all have our egos to bear
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He saw the light.
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
The new leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales has been appointed by the Pope.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
He saw the light.
Music made by anyone over 35 is never quite as good
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Music made by anyone over 35 is never quite as good
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genius is 1% inspiration, 1% perspiration and 98% trepanation
September 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
genius is 1% inspiration, 1% perspiration and 98% trepanation
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Making America grate again
January 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Making America grate again
Nevermind coffee, I've become a bread snob
September 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Nevermind coffee, I've become a bread snob
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Elton John is highly skilled at playing the piano, but he sucks on the organ.
September 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Elton John is highly skilled at playing the piano, but he sucks on the organ.
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which of the Greek gods were autistic do you think
September 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
which of the Greek gods were autistic do you think
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My mother-in-law just had an accident. She flew off the handle. She's fine, but the broom is totaled.
September 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My mother-in-law just had an accident. She flew off the handle. She's fine, but the broom is totaled.
Jury panels should be replaced by your local friendly Facebook chat group.
September 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Jury panels should be replaced by your local friendly Facebook chat group.