Man, the energy here is so much different after being on Threads for a few days.
September 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Man, the energy here is so much different after being on Threads for a few days.
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Angels Set Off Fireworks To Celebrate Base Hit
September 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Angels Set Off Fireworks To Celebrate Base Hit
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James Patterson posing like a kid walking into his parents’ room to tell them he threw up really makes this sing
I regret to inform everyone that Mr Beast has collabed with James Patterson
September 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
James Patterson posing like a kid walking into his parents’ room to tell them he threw up really makes this sing
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Rick Rubin doing ads for polymarket is really very validating for my long-held belief that that dude is a legendary fraud, huckster, and quack. Fuck that guy.
June 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Rick Rubin doing ads for polymarket is really very validating for my long-held belief that that dude is a legendary fraud, huckster, and quack. Fuck that guy.
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Remember when those grade school kids begged Dianne Feinstein to do something about climate change and she said condescendingly "we know what we're doing" and then fell over and died
June 24, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Remember when those grade school kids begged Dianne Feinstein to do something about climate change and she said condescendingly "we know what we're doing" and then fell over and died
Nobody:
Threads: oh by the way here’s a guy you haven’t talked to in about a decade but Meta remembers you followed at one point for some reason. He’s saying anti-Semitic stuff on the Internet now
Threads: oh by the way here’s a guy you haven’t talked to in about a decade but Meta remembers you followed at one point for some reason. He’s saying anti-Semitic stuff on the Internet now
June 25, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Nobody:
Threads: oh by the way here’s a guy you haven’t talked to in about a decade but Meta remembers you followed at one point for some reason. He’s saying anti-Semitic stuff on the Internet now
Threads: oh by the way here’s a guy you haven’t talked to in about a decade but Meta remembers you followed at one point for some reason. He’s saying anti-Semitic stuff on the Internet now
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normal guy: hey man how’s it going
Greg Bovino: you gotta hand it to vlad the impaler
Greg Bovino: you gotta hand it to vlad the impaler
June 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
normal guy: hey man how’s it going
Greg Bovino: you gotta hand it to vlad the impaler
Greg Bovino: you gotta hand it to vlad the impaler
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i’d appreciate if more people would own me by posting pictures where i look really beautiful and elegant. that would show me
July 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i’d appreciate if more people would own me by posting pictures where i look really beautiful and elegant. that would show me
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here's why presidents never bother to seek a formal declaration of war anymore
June 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
here's why presidents never bother to seek a formal declaration of war anymore
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"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
June 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
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(Fred Schneider voice) would you know my name if i saw you in HEAVEN
June 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
(Fred Schneider voice) would you know my name if i saw you in HEAVEN
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Can it not rain ONE WEEKEND
June 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Can it not rain ONE WEEKEND
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AI is legitimately going to make me crash out. Do we really need shady YouTube ads with AI voiceover for fucking TINNED FISH!?
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May 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
AI is legitimately going to make me crash out. Do we really need shady YouTube ads with AI voiceover for fucking TINNED FISH!?
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We’ve reached the end times folks
May 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
We’ve reached the end times folks