I will never need to buy ibuprofen for like another 3 years from this one single bottle I got on sale, actually bonkers.

This would, of course, raise my rent to unfathomable levels the second I leave the shoebox I currently rent, truly a no-win scenario

TWO TIMES (this doesn’t include the reciept check when u leave)!! We love consistent averages

I’ve never seen a store so aggressive to anyone who rides a bus as much as Costco is it’s actually kinda bonkers

I’ll take okay at this point, maybe even a hair over mediocre if we can swing it!

ALSO?? I knew the busses downtown ran on narrow streets but holy SHIT that was kinda nerve wracking