WholeAssNurse
@wholeassnurse.bsky.social
Cardiac Cath Lab Nurse, wife and mom of two fucked up individuals who are 17 and 20 that I ❤️ dearly. Jesus loves me and I love Him.
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WholeAssNurse
@wholeassnurse.bsky.social
· Apr 19
Don’t be a cuntasoarous.
Made a trough of spaghetti. Guess that’s my meal for the week🤣
April 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Made a trough of spaghetti. Guess that’s my meal for the week🤣
I don’t see what the big deal is. All I did was smoke ALL the weed. Sheesh
April 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I don’t see what the big deal is. All I did was smoke ALL the weed. Sheesh
Any fuckery commencing that I should know about?
April 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Any fuckery commencing that I should know about?
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I don’t understand Blue Sky. I post all day everyday and I get 3 or 4 likes on things if I’m lucky. A guy just posted a picture of a fried egg sandwich and got 460 likes.
April 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I don’t understand Blue Sky. I post all day everyday and I get 3 or 4 likes on things if I’m lucky. A guy just posted a picture of a fried egg sandwich and got 460 likes.
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Your account is an absolute mess
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April 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Your account is an absolute mess
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As I slip gently into a coma, I’ll be dreaming of you. No, not you.
April 5, 2026 at 6:45 AM
As I slip gently into a coma, I’ll be dreaming of you. No, not you.
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Calm down responsibilities, I'm over here trying to be sarcastic on the internet.
April 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Calm down responsibilities, I'm over here trying to be sarcastic on the internet.
I hope the Easter Bunny brings me a husband with a healthy sex drive.
April 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I hope the Easter Bunny brings me a husband with a healthy sex drive.
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Some of you never had a solid chocolate Easter bunny & it shows
April 4, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Some of you never had a solid chocolate Easter bunny & it shows
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I’m sure I’ll die of a cheese overdose. It’ll be the best death ever.
April 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I’m sure I’ll die of a cheese overdose. It’ll be the best death ever.
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These GI chodes are firing generals as our fighter jets are being shot down… oh but that ballroom & let’s not forget all that beautiful oil! This regime gives off America is cooked more than a 7-Eleven hot dog vibes.
April 4, 2026 at 12:13 PM
These GI chodes are firing generals as our fighter jets are being shot down… oh but that ballroom & let’s not forget all that beautiful oil! This regime gives off America is cooked more than a 7-Eleven hot dog vibes.
Welcome to the new normal.
April 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Welcome to the new normal.
We’ve come very far as a family. Now, my mom comes over and we all smoke weed together. Three generations of functional stoners.
April 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
We’ve come very far as a family. Now, my mom comes over and we all smoke weed together. Three generations of functional stoners.
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The best appetizers at family holidays are benzos.
April 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The best appetizers at family holidays are benzos.
I made boiled eggs and called it a night.
April 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I made boiled eggs and called it a night.
Turns out I was right when I was a kid. It really is just all pretend.
March 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Turns out I was right when I was a kid. It really is just all pretend.
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Will sext for gas money.
March 25, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Will sext for gas money.
I don’t post enough to stay prevalent. My bad.
March 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I don’t post enough to stay prevalent. My bad.