Wholesome Top
@wholesometop.bsky.social
Think Danny Tanner from Full House, but Black and a lot more naked. PNW based. Here to share my complex thoughts, big feelings, random musings, and occasional oversharing. Equal parts soft, sentimental, goofy, and unapologetically in the nude.
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@wholesometop.bsky.social had me leaking so much🤤
November 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
@wholesometop.bsky.social had me leaking so much🤤
Retweet if you’re from Portland, OR
November 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Retweet if you’re from Portland, OR
Saturday night, an older gentleman grabbed my butt THREE different times while I was in costume. I ignored it each time, but later asked him if he thought touching strangers without permission was appropriate. His excuse? He was older and from Turkey.
November 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Saturday night, an older gentleman grabbed my butt THREE different times while I was in costume. I ignored it each time, but later asked him if he thought touching strangers without permission was appropriate. His excuse? He was older and from Turkey.
One of my nuts popped out while wearing my Halloween costume. I’m thankful for friends letting me know I was exposed. I’m glad they got a good laugh out of it, though.
Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid
ALT: Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid
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November 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
One of my nuts popped out while wearing my Halloween costume. I’m thankful for friends letting me know I was exposed. I’m glad they got a good laugh out of it, though.
Bottoms who use giant dildos are intimidating. Like sir, just so you know…you’re not getting that from me, I can’t meet those same specs.
November 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Bottoms who use giant dildos are intimidating. Like sir, just so you know…you’re not getting that from me, I can’t meet those same specs.
A couple of days ago I caught myself thinking “when is the world going to turn on Martha Stewart?”
Oprah Winfrey's Expressive Reaction
ALT: Oprah Winfrey's Expressive Reaction
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November 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
A couple of days ago I caught myself thinking “when is the world going to turn on Martha Stewart?”
So, can someone explain to me what exactly a penis pump is for? Is it actually safe, are the effects temporary? Is it just a manual version of viagra?
November 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
So, can someone explain to me what exactly a penis pump is for? Is it actually safe, are the effects temporary? Is it just a manual version of viagra?
The Power is yours!
November 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
The Power is yours!
I’m happy with how it turned out
November 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I’m happy with how it turned out
There’s this super sweet lady at Walmart, her name is Karen, she’s not one of the bad ones. I always give her a hug whenever I see her. Today we shared a piece of candy that I bought at the self-checkout line.😂
October 31, 2026 at 11:41 PM
There’s this super sweet lady at Walmart, her name is Karen, she’s not one of the bad ones. I always give her a hug whenever I see her. Today we shared a piece of candy that I bought at the self-checkout line.😂
Someone said “Portland white folks is just klan with Birkenstocks”💀
October 31, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Someone said “Portland white folks is just klan with Birkenstocks”💀
Calling every single person you hang out with your “bestie”, “best friend”, or even just “friend” eventually makes those words lose their meaning. Remember, It’s okay to say someone is your acquaintance, colleague, or coworker…
October 31, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Calling every single person you hang out with your “bestie”, “best friend”, or even just “friend” eventually makes those words lose their meaning. Remember, It’s okay to say someone is your acquaintance, colleague, or coworker…
Has anyone ever had a FWB that they primarily stick with or do most people have multiple? I’m curious to know what some of your experiences and dynamics are…
October 31, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Has anyone ever had a FWB that they primarily stick with or do most people have multiple? I’m curious to know what some of your experiences and dynamics are…
Last night with friends was fun! Ready for round two tonight.
October 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Last night with friends was fun! Ready for round two tonight.
Seeing a Black woman lead a rock band was everything I needed last night.
October 31, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Seeing a Black woman lead a rock band was everything I needed last night.
I had to look up Joel Oulette’s age to make sure I wasn’t being a creep for thinking he’s handsome. 24 is a little too young for me but he’s a good looking fella.
October 31, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I had to look up Joel Oulette’s age to make sure I wasn’t being a creep for thinking he’s handsome. 24 is a little too young for me but he’s a good looking fella.
I got invited to a Goth club, so I put together a quick Blade costume. I think it fits the vibe.
October 31, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I got invited to a Goth club, so I put together a quick Blade costume. I think it fits the vibe.
I joined Substack to read articles and to read what others had to say. I didn’t know I would open Substack and see meat!
October 31, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I joined Substack to read articles and to read what others had to say. I didn’t know I would open Substack and see meat!
I ALREADY HAVE MY COSTUME IDEA FOR NEXT YEAR. I’m excited to make it and end up not wearing it anywhere.
October 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I ALREADY HAVE MY COSTUME IDEA FOR NEXT YEAR. I’m excited to make it and end up not wearing it anywhere.
Lord, please take this gas from my stomach and put it into my car.
October 30, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Lord, please take this gas from my stomach and put it into my car.
Several people have described me as being confident and having “Swagger”. I’m just trying to see how they’re seeing this…
October 30, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Several people have described me as being confident and having “Swagger”. I’m just trying to see how they’re seeing this…
Is it just me or has Halloween lost its whimsy? I feel like every goes for these high end polished costumes made by someone else. Where are the people who are scrapping things together. Let me see your dry ass wig and the costume you pieced together yourself.
October 30, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Is it just me or has Halloween lost its whimsy? I feel like every goes for these high end polished costumes made by someone else. Where are the people who are scrapping things together. Let me see your dry ass wig and the costume you pieced together yourself.
Well, the Halloween event that I was going to on Saturday got canceled. I had fun putting the outfit together and while I won’t get to wear it, at least the process was fun.
October 30, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Well, the Halloween event that I was going to on Saturday got canceled. I had fun putting the outfit together and while I won’t get to wear it, at least the process was fun.