Daniel Whymark
@whymark.net
👨🏻💻 : Head in the clouds.
🍫 : 70% cheese, 30% chocolate.
🗺️ : Paradoxical map painter.
https://whymark.net/
🍫 : 70% cheese, 30% chocolate.
🗺️ : Paradoxical map painter.
https://whymark.net/
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People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
October 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
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When did mice stop doing this?
October 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
When did mice stop doing this?
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Why is Chicken Tonight a perfectly fine brand name but Beef Soon isn’t
September 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Why is Chicken Tonight a perfectly fine brand name but Beef Soon isn’t
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drunk history wolf 359
September 27, 2026 at 9:40 PM
drunk history wolf 359
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I have been reminiscing about the incredible time I had in Monument Valley. Check out my latest post about 24 hours in this beautiful Navajo land.
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#travel #monumentvalley #24hours
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#travel #monumentvalley #24hours
24 hours in Monument Valley
A one-day itinerary of this famous and sacred land.
theorganisedexplorer.com
September 27, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I have been reminiscing about the incredible time I had in Monument Valley. Check out my latest post about 24 hours in this beautiful Navajo land.
theorganisedexplorer.com/p/24-hours-i...
#travel #monumentvalley #24hours
theorganisedexplorer.com/p/24-hours-i...
#travel #monumentvalley #24hours
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What do you guys think is in there
September 25, 2026 at 8:20 PM
What do you guys think is in there
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Why no bank holidays from now until Christmas? This is why.
![Scene is a Victorian drawing room; a group of gentlemen is assembled for a meeting. At the front of the room, stood at a large blackboard, is SIR JOHN LUBBOCK, the inventor of bank holidays. The board has a calendar drawn on it. Also in the room is a SMALL DOG sat on the floor.
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LUBBOCK:
And so gentlemen, I, Sir John Lubbock, hereby announce
2
LUBBOCK:
The invention of ‘bank holidays’!
Legally protected days off work, for the whole nation to rest.
AUDIENCE:
CLAP CLAP CLAP
3
LUBBOCK (marking days on the calendar):
My first two bank holidays shall be at Easter...
and then another straight after in May...
4
LUBBOCK:
And then - what the hell - another one in May!
And then one in August!
AUDIENCE:
Hurrah!
5
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
So many, Sir John?
LUBBOCK (grabbing him by the lapel, his face ecstatic)
Life is for living, man!
6
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
And then in the Autumn, sir….?
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[Lubbock looks sideways. He is distracted by the SMALL DOG. It has started scooting its bum across the floor]
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LUBBOCK:
Ugh.
[his face has dropped, it's totally grossed him out]
9
LUBBOCK:
OK that'll do
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
What?
10
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Is that it? You’ve put loads in the summer…
LUBBOCK:
Yeah
no more bank holidays till Christmas.
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AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Sir - have you just condemned future generations to long winters of unalleviated toil... because you saw my dog scooting its arse and it killed your vibe?
12
LUBBOCK:
It's so gross
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Rollo can’t help it!
[dog continues to scoot across floor]
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September 13, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Why no bank holidays from now until Christmas? This is why.
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I love that branches of Tesco Express tell you what year they opened on the sign. Forest Hill Tesco Express Est 2002. Ok, what am I supposed to do with this info
September 13, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I love that branches of Tesco Express tell you what year they opened on the sign. Forest Hill Tesco Express Est 2002. Ok, what am I supposed to do with this info
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Some days you wake up and find a really strong wikipedia page with first-rate clockwise captioning. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_...
September 10, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Some days you wake up and find a really strong wikipedia page with first-rate clockwise captioning. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_...
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Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this
September 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this
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It might be raining on this Friday morning, but there's also a Scottish sea eagle named Kinky
'Miracle' eagle with broken wing soars over Scottish coast
A sea eagle that confounded experts by surviving with a broken wing has been spotted back above Scotland's west coast.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 4, 2026 at 8:56 AM
It might be raining on this Friday morning, but there's also a Scottish sea eagle named Kinky
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Absolutely superb conditions today for saying ‘it doesn’t feel like a Tuesday.’ Say it early, say it often and just have fun with it. It’s a small talk goldmine and you’d be a fool not to get involved.
April 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Absolutely superb conditions today for saying ‘it doesn’t feel like a Tuesday.’ Say it early, say it often and just have fun with it. It’s a small talk goldmine and you’d be a fool not to get involved.
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// R4 Ridge Racer Type 4
// PlayStation
// Music Player
🎵 YOUR VIBE
🎹 Asuka Sakai | 境亜寿香
#OSThursday
#RidgeRacer #psx #crt #vgm
// PlayStation
// Music Player
🎵 YOUR VIBE
🎹 Asuka Sakai | 境亜寿香
#OSThursday
#RidgeRacer #psx #crt #vgm
July 30, 2026 at 7:23 PM
// R4 Ridge Racer Type 4
// PlayStation
// Music Player
🎵 YOUR VIBE
🎹 Asuka Sakai | 境亜寿香
#OSThursday
#RidgeRacer #psx #crt #vgm
// PlayStation
// Music Player
🎵 YOUR VIBE
🎹 Asuka Sakai | 境亜寿香
#OSThursday
#RidgeRacer #psx #crt #vgm
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Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley was born on this day in 1797.
August 30, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley was born on this day in 1797.
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I do think that the Right's obsession with 'owning the libs' is driven by them being owned by the libs (and their pesky facts) on an almost daily basis.
A bit like waking up every day and being told you're effing stupid. You'll soon become motivated to get back at your tormentor, no matter what.
A bit like waking up every day and being told you're effing stupid. You'll soon become motivated to get back at your tormentor, no matter what.
August 22, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I do think that the Right's obsession with 'owning the libs' is driven by them being owned by the libs (and their pesky facts) on an almost daily basis.
A bit like waking up every day and being told you're effing stupid. You'll soon become motivated to get back at your tormentor, no matter what.
A bit like waking up every day and being told you're effing stupid. You'll soon become motivated to get back at your tormentor, no matter what.
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amazing article
August 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
amazing article
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Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
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I do not deny that aspects of Woke 1 were annoying but I find it incredibly infuriating that so many people apparently prefer outright fascism to being annoyed
August 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I do not deny that aspects of Woke 1 were annoying but I find it incredibly infuriating that so many people apparently prefer outright fascism to being annoyed
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Farage got 63% of 44% of Clacton voters in an election he called and that he was the only MP standing. And he's calling it a win.
August 14, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Farage got 63% of 44% of Clacton voters in an election he called and that he was the only MP standing. And he's calling it a win.
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IT'S SHOWN WEAKNESS, KEEP SHOOTING
August 13, 2026 at 8:27 AM
IT'S SHOWN WEAKNESS, KEEP SHOOTING