Wes
@wideawakewesley.bsky.social
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Wes
@wideawakewesley.bsky.social
· Nov 19
wideawakewesley here, there and everywhere.
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This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
October 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
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Finally, the architect of gamergate and the man who effectively ushered in the Trumpist era of politics, has had a taste of his own medicine. If only there was some contrition for the role he played in the upending of society.
September 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Finally, the architect of gamergate and the man who effectively ushered in the Trumpist era of politics, has had a taste of his own medicine. If only there was some contrition for the role he played in the upending of society.
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Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻♀️
August 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻♀️
Tragically, I take great pride in being the first booking in the screen for this 40th anniversary screening of the greatest animated movie of all time.
For WWE fans, you can imagine me saying that exactly how Liv Morgan does.
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For WWE fans, you can imagine me saying that exactly how Liv Morgan does.
www.tiktok.com/@slammygirlk...
August 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Tragically, I take great pride in being the first booking in the screen for this 40th anniversary screening of the greatest animated movie of all time.
For WWE fans, you can imagine me saying that exactly how Liv Morgan does.
www.tiktok.com/@slammygirlk...
For WWE fans, you can imagine me saying that exactly how Liv Morgan does.
www.tiktok.com/@slammygirlk...
The Odyssey then, it's decent, it's also not all that. You'll most likely enjoy it though, so maybe go to the cinema for it.
July 23, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The Odyssey then, it's decent, it's also not all that. You'll most likely enjoy it though, so maybe go to the cinema for it.
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Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now.
(New health bar appears)
(The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret')
(Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
(New health bar appears)
(The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret')
(Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
June 26, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now.
(New health bar appears)
(The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret')
(Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
(New health bar appears)
(The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret')
(Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
I am happier knowing I don't give two fruity figs about GTA VI and don't need to rob a bank to pay for it either. I can't for one second imagine it's going to do anything revolutionary for games.
June 26, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I am happier knowing I don't give two fruity figs about GTA VI and don't need to rob a bank to pay for it either. I can't for one second imagine it's going to do anything revolutionary for games.
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i promise to use it only for essential purposes. like chatgpt please show me what all the members of ABBA would look like composited into one person. also how many ‘b’s are there in ABBA
June 25, 2026 at 8:38 AM
i promise to use it only for essential purposes. like chatgpt please show me what all the members of ABBA would look like composited into one person. also how many ‘b’s are there in ABBA
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If you want to know why everyone in the UK has been a bit grouchy, it's because it's been too hot for a cup of tea.
Tomorrow looks like it might be cool enough for the first cup of tea all week. Setting the alarm early.
Tomorrow looks like it might be cool enough for the first cup of tea all week. Setting the alarm early.
June 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
If you want to know why everyone in the UK has been a bit grouchy, it's because it's been too hot for a cup of tea.
Tomorrow looks like it might be cool enough for the first cup of tea all week. Setting the alarm early.
Tomorrow looks like it might be cool enough for the first cup of tea all week. Setting the alarm early.
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When reality surpasses fiction!
Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming.
Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming.
Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
June 23, 2026 at 7:23 PM
When reality surpasses fiction!
Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming.
Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming.
Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
Waiting for the games community to bash Sony for their statements on AI use.
Shrek Villagers with Torches and Pitchforks
ALT: Shrek Villagers with Torches and Pitchforks
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June 19, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Waiting for the games community to bash Sony for their statements on AI use.
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Missed opportunity for movie theaters to temporarily name their concessions stands The Snackrooms
June 13, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Missed opportunity for movie theaters to temporarily name their concessions stands The Snackrooms
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See this rainbow logo malarky. Just know that it's not tokenism as far as Sainsbury's is concerned. We live and breathe it every day. No rollback of inclusivity is going to happen here and we will fight to ensure it never does, regardless of the prevailing political winds.
June 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
See this rainbow logo malarky. Just know that it's not tokenism as far as Sainsbury's is concerned. We live and breathe it every day. No rollback of inclusivity is going to happen here and we will fight to ensure it never does, regardless of the prevailing political winds.
If I'm generous, about a 3rd of the He-Man movie worked for me. The idea is absolutely fine, the execution is extremely hit and miss; and more miss for me. It probably needed to go full on camp, but was too scared to. Plus, you seriously have to question any movie where Jared Leto is the highlight.
Skeletor Laughing Out Loud
ALT: Skeletor Laughing Out Loud
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June 11, 2026 at 1:14 PM
If I'm generous, about a 3rd of the He-Man movie worked for me. The idea is absolutely fine, the execution is extremely hit and miss; and more miss for me. It probably needed to go full on camp, but was too scared to. Plus, you seriously have to question any movie where Jared Leto is the highlight.
Took some friends to the cinema
June 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Took some friends to the cinema
You can scream about AI in your games; and maybe rightly so, but the world runs on Kafka. So if you're anti-AI, sorry.
Not sure how I feel about seeing coding agents as contributors alongside developer names for the latest Kafka release.
Can't articulate why, because logically I can't argue against transparency always being A Good Thing, but I'm still bumping on it.
Can't articulate why, because logically I can't argue against transparency always being A Good Thing, but I'm still bumping on it.
Apache Kafka 4.3.0 Release Announcement
We are proud to announce the release of Apache Kafka® 4.3. This release contains many new features and improvements. This blog post will highlight some of the more prominent ones. For a full list of c...
kafka.apache.org
June 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
You can scream about AI in your games; and maybe rightly so, but the world runs on Kafka. So if you're anti-AI, sorry.
The Mandalorian and Grogu is good fun, that's all you need to know. If Star Wars, Mando or Grogu are your bag, watch it, enjoy it, leave happy. ⭐⭐⭐
May 27, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The Mandalorian and Grogu is good fun, that's all you need to know. If Star Wars, Mando or Grogu are your bag, watch it, enjoy it, leave happy. ⭐⭐⭐
If you like horror movies, you're spoilt for choice at the moment. Both Obsession and Hokum are top tier entries in the genre. I suspect Obsession will hit harder for men.
May 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
If you like horror movies, you're spoilt for choice at the moment. Both Obsession and Hokum are top tier entries in the genre. I suspect Obsession will hit harder for men.
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If you don’t follow Wrestling, and I know a lot of you don’t, there’s a great story going on now in Triple AAA, a Mexican promotion that was bought by WWE a year ago.
It involves these 2 guys, Ludwig Kaiser and Chad Gable
It involves these 2 guys, Ludwig Kaiser and Chad Gable
May 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
If you don’t follow Wrestling, and I know a lot of you don’t, there’s a great story going on now in Triple AAA, a Mexican promotion that was bought by WWE a year ago.
It involves these 2 guys, Ludwig Kaiser and Chad Gable
It involves these 2 guys, Ludwig Kaiser and Chad Gable
If nothing else Mixtape gets the award for the all-time 2nd best use of Stan Bush's - The Touch.
May 25, 2026 at 7:46 AM
If nothing else Mixtape gets the award for the all-time 2nd best use of Stan Bush's - The Touch.
Releasing this on my birthday is 😘
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#thetransformersthemovieapologytour #transformers #transformersthemovie
open.spotify.com/album/5v7bDZ...
#thetransformersthemovieapologytour #transformers #transformersthemovie
The Touch (Reformatted Edition)
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May 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Releasing this on my birthday is 😘
open.spotify.com/album/5v7bDZ...
#thetransformersthemovieapologytour #transformers #transformersthemovie
open.spotify.com/album/5v7bDZ...
#thetransformersthemovieapologytour #transformers #transformersthemovie
ULEZ and AI at work for the UK Government, providing value in incorrectly identifying cars.
Neither the photo or the incorrect translation of the reg are my car. CD64 VPV isn't even a valid number plate.
And yet, with all of these errors, they didn't hesitate to incorrectly auto-bill me. Fabulous!
Neither the photo or the incorrect translation of the reg are my car. CD64 VPV isn't even a valid number plate.
And yet, with all of these errors, they didn't hesitate to incorrectly auto-bill me. Fabulous!
May 19, 2026 at 3:02 PM
ULEZ and AI at work for the UK Government, providing value in incorrectly identifying cars.
Neither the photo or the incorrect translation of the reg are my car. CD64 VPV isn't even a valid number plate.
And yet, with all of these errors, they didn't hesitate to incorrectly auto-bill me. Fabulous!
Neither the photo or the incorrect translation of the reg are my car. CD64 VPV isn't even a valid number plate.
And yet, with all of these errors, they didn't hesitate to incorrectly auto-bill me. Fabulous!