w i l l
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i literally don't have anything better to do on this platform than shitpost and troll so if you take anything i say seriously it's your own fault
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The outright arrogance and imagined superiority of American leftists caused this. "BuT hArRiS iSn'T tough EnOuGh On GaZa" Look at what you did to your own people, and not a single one of you narcissistic scumbags can put aside your unwarranted self-importance long enough to admit you were wrong.
JD Vance: "We're announcing today that we have decided to temporarily halt certain amounts of Medicaid funding that is going to the state of Minnesota in order to ensure that the state of Minnesota takes its obligations seriously to be good stewards of the American people's tax money."
February 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
The outright arrogance and imagined superiority of American leftists caused this. "BuT hArRiS iSn'T tough EnOuGh On GaZa" Look at what you did to your own people, and not a single one of you narcissistic scumbags can put aside your unwarranted self-importance long enough to admit you were wrong.
y'all just couldn't vote for Harris, could you.
February 20, 2026 at 7:03 AM
y'all just couldn't vote for Harris, could you.
I just don't give a damn about this platform anymore. full of people unwilling to take direct action, people who don't think they're to blame for this shit, people who would rather bloviate online than do something. pure slacktivism.
January 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I just don't give a damn about this platform anymore. full of people unwilling to take direct action, people who don't think they're to blame for this shit, people who would rather bloviate online than do something. pure slacktivism.
people on the eastern seaboard need to start stocking up NOW
food, medicine, potable and non-potable water, plastic sheets, duct tape, toilet paper, heating materials
NOW
food, medicine, potable and non-potable water, plastic sheets, duct tape, toilet paper, heating materials
NOW
January 15, 2026 at 5:52 AM
people on the eastern seaboard need to start stocking up NOW
food, medicine, potable and non-potable water, plastic sheets, duct tape, toilet paper, heating materials
NOW
food, medicine, potable and non-potable water, plastic sheets, duct tape, toilet paper, heating materials
NOW
January 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Kamala Harris probably wouldn't have bombed Venezuela. just sayin.
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Kamala Harris probably wouldn't have bombed Venezuela. just sayin.
if you see a friend on a dating app, ✨️no you fucking didn't✨️
December 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
if you see a friend on a dating app, ✨️no you fucking didn't✨️
I asked Santa for a single goth woman in her late 30s who's interested in me, and then I remembered I have no tree to put presents under, and no chimney to come down, and that I'm Santa
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I asked Santa for a single goth woman in her late 30s who's interested in me, and then I remembered I have no tree to put presents under, and no chimney to come down, and that I'm Santa
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You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
You are you.
One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
thinking of doing the most self-destructive thing possible and get back on the dating apps
December 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
thinking of doing the most self-destructive thing possible and get back on the dating apps
I've needed the bathroom for the past two hours but I don't want to go til I go to lunch at 1 and I feel this exercise of holding rhe barbarians at the gate will only make me stronger
either that or I shit my pants
either that or I shit my pants
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I've needed the bathroom for the past two hours but I don't want to go til I go to lunch at 1 and I feel this exercise of holding rhe barbarians at the gate will only make me stronger
either that or I shit my pants
either that or I shit my pants
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I made the greatest personals ad ever on FetLife
December 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I made the greatest personals ad ever on FetLife
I made the greatest personals ad ever on FetLife
December 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I made the greatest personals ad ever on FetLife
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December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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get in, no time to explain
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
get in, no time to explain
I had a pager when I was a teen for family reasons. some codes:
9265 20 "where are you? call home"
9265 700 "it's mom, I'm at work"
1196 555 "it's your sister, call me"
5046 555 "it's your brother, call me"
9265 911 "drop what you're doing and call home now"
9265 123 "it's dad, call home soon"
9265 20 "where are you? call home"
9265 700 "it's mom, I'm at work"
1196 555 "it's your sister, call me"
5046 555 "it's your brother, call me"
9265 911 "drop what you're doing and call home now"
9265 123 "it's dad, call home soon"
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December 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I had a pager when I was a teen for family reasons. some codes:
9265 20 "where are you? call home"
9265 700 "it's mom, I'm at work"
1196 555 "it's your sister, call me"
5046 555 "it's your brother, call me"
9265 911 "drop what you're doing and call home now"
9265 123 "it's dad, call home soon"
9265 20 "where are you? call home"
9265 700 "it's mom, I'm at work"
1196 555 "it's your sister, call me"
5046 555 "it's your brother, call me"
9265 911 "drop what you're doing and call home now"
9265 123 "it's dad, call home soon"
I've noticed the "Kamala Harris isn't tough enough on Gaza" crowd have been really fucking quiet ever since ICE started kidnapping people at gunpoint. maybe this is what they wanted all along?
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I've noticed the "Kamala Harris isn't tough enough on Gaza" crowd have been really fucking quiet ever since ICE started kidnapping people at gunpoint. maybe this is what they wanted all along?
Stabbing Westward still fuckin rules
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Stabbing Westward still fuckin rules
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just sat on my balls
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
just sat on my balls
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Had to explain the concept of groupies to someone who doesn't believe that a 19-year-old girl would want to fuck a 45-year-old rockstar. Doesn't believe the girl can consent to it.
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Had to explain the concept of groupies to someone who doesn't believe that a 19-year-old girl would want to fuck a 45-year-old rockstar. Doesn't believe the girl can consent to it.
That's because she *is* a hero. Hopefully this movement spreads throughout the world.
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
That's because she *is* a hero. Hopefully this movement spreads throughout the world.