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John Miller
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'I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the Universe'
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In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
www.bbc.com
September 16, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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"Huffity, Puffity, Ringstone Round".
September 16, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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September 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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September 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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September 8, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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September 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Boring boring boring
September 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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September 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Content warning:

Multiple men violently assault a female protester at Reform's conference at the Birmingham NEC, to the visible delight of Nigel Farage.
September 5, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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September 4, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Some of the extras on the Nuts in May blu-ray are very random.
Just watched an episode of The Chiffy Kids. Its like Apaches without the horror.
August 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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My kids have been binge watching all the Marvel movies before we go to see Spider-Man later. Inevitably there’s been a lot of debate about which film is the best so I made them this little widget to decide once and for all:

marvelrank.lovable.app
MCU Ranker — Build Your Marvel Top List
Pick your favourite between two Marvel Cinematic Universe films, skip the ones you haven't seen, and get your personal MCU ranking from best to worst.
marvelrank.lovable.app
August 2, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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July 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Trained chimps, camel races, 1970's stuntmen showing Jackass how it's really done. Now available for all, my new video returns to the BBC big top for the Great British Variety of Seaside Special series two.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLz1...
Seaside Special II: Britain, Britain, Britain
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
www.youtube.com
July 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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July 27, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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July 26, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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July 13, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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In many ways Anne Widdecombe helped to usher in this culture of people with despicable views being tolerated because they're 'so funny!' that's led us to where we are now. A miserable legacy but one I suspect she would be quite pleased with.
July 10, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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July 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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July 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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July 6, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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July 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Wimbledon should be every 4 years.
July 1, 2026 at 11:20 AM
June 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Forget Cruyff, Gullit and Van Basten this is the best ever moment in Dutch football.
June 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM