Catie
@witchynarcolep.bsky.social
Utah Jazz for always. She/her
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The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary is going to cause me physical pain to witness and no power on earth will stop me from seeing it opening night.
September 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary is going to cause me physical pain to witness and no power on earth will stop me from seeing it opening night.
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We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to
July 6, 2026 at 2:36 PM
We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to
@mremilyheller.bsky.social Tristan da Cunha being mentioned in the hantavirus stuff today immediately made me miss Baby Geniuses. I only know about it because of you and @lisahanawalt.bsky.social!
May 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
@mremilyheller.bsky.social Tristan da Cunha being mentioned in the hantavirus stuff today immediately made me miss Baby Geniuses. I only know about it because of you and @lisahanawalt.bsky.social!
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"we should have them record their murders themselves" is the funniest useless dem take of all time
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
"we should have them record their murders themselves" is the funniest useless dem take of all time
Real wild they’re hiring 60 year olds to become officers.
A South Salt Lake police trainee was arrested and accused of being intoxicated while on duty. https://ow.ly/VC3M50Y563J
South Salt Lake police officer arrested, accused of being intoxicated on duty
A South Salt Lake police officer trainee was arrested while on duty and accused of driving and carrying a weapon while under the influence.
ow.ly
January 28, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Real wild they’re hiring 60 year olds to become officers.
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if kamala was president ICE officers would have to show their ID before killing a guy who's just sitting in his car. and they'd have to go through the proper channels before deciding the officer won't be facing any consequences
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
if kamala was president ICE officers would have to show their ID before killing a guy who's just sitting in his car. and they'd have to go through the proper channels before deciding the officer won't be facing any consequences
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listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
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Listen I know you guys don’t need to hear it from me but America fucking sucks ass
June 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Listen I know you guys don’t need to hear it from me but America fucking sucks ass
Daily Beast: “Sarah Parker, a national coordinator for the 50501 Movement…told the AP that attendees, including peacekeepers, are instructed not to bring weapons, although she said the peacekeepers’ actions helped prevented a larger mass casualty event.
I haven’t seen any proof of the last part.
I haven’t seen any proof of the last part.
Two days after Salt Lake City Police released a one-sided statement suggesting an innocent man was a mass shooter while praising the actual killers, local news finally reports that police are investigating the "peacekeepers" who fired into the crowd.
The killer's name is still not published.
The killer's name is still not published.
'Peacekeepers' under investigation for role in Salt Lake City protest shooting
The Salt Lake City Police Department confirmed it is investigating the role of the two “peacekeepers” who fired their weapons at a suspect who now faces murder charges.
www.fox13now.com
June 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Daily Beast: “Sarah Parker, a national coordinator for the 50501 Movement…told the AP that attendees, including peacekeepers, are instructed not to bring weapons, although she said the peacekeepers’ actions helped prevented a larger mass casualty event.
I haven’t seen any proof of the last part.
I haven’t seen any proof of the last part.
If you ever need to give a gift to a kid that’s 6 and under, just send them money but in small bills so it seems like a lot. My kid got $25 in ones for graduation and is acting insane because he swears he’s never seen so much money.
May 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If you ever need to give a gift to a kid that’s 6 and under, just send them money but in small bills so it seems like a lot. My kid got $25 in ones for graduation and is acting insane because he swears he’s never seen so much money.
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In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.
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yea i got a tarrif for ya. it's Ta Riff on fucking Dopethrone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELECTRIC FREAKIN WIZARD BABY LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
yea i got a tarrif for ya. it's Ta Riff on fucking Dopethrone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELECTRIC FREAKIN WIZARD BABY LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If anyone in Weber County needs to sign the referendum packet for HB 267 let me know 👍🏻
March 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If anyone in Weber County needs to sign the referendum packet for HB 267 let me know 👍🏻
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
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god I wish all that woo woo wellness influencer bullshit was real. sitting next to a crystal to vibrate the snot out of my head. drinking chili powder so scary it makes me piss out all my toxins. apple cider vinegar
March 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
god I wish all that woo woo wellness influencer bullshit was real. sitting next to a crystal to vibrate the snot out of my head. drinking chili powder so scary it makes me piss out all my toxins. apple cider vinegar
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They're cooked man
Interviewer: "Other countries experiencing democratic backsliding had opposition parties realize too late they were made irrelevant. Do you think that's the case with the Democrats?"
Schumer: "No."
Interviewer: "Other countries experiencing democratic backsliding had opposition parties realize too late they were made irrelevant. Do you think that's the case with the Democrats?"
Schumer: "No."
March 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
They're cooked man
Interviewer: "Other countries experiencing democratic backsliding had opposition parties realize too late they were made irrelevant. Do you think that's the case with the Democrats?"
Schumer: "No."
Interviewer: "Other countries experiencing democratic backsliding had opposition parties realize too late they were made irrelevant. Do you think that's the case with the Democrats?"
Schumer: "No."
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prepared to give myself the "fell for it again award" for briefly being happy with senate dems
March 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
prepared to give myself the "fell for it again award" for briefly being happy with senate dems
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)