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I'm from nashville, I'm in germany.
I'll be documenting my travels and more.
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dear tiktok spy

my oh my does time flie

it seems just yesterday

we could look eachother in the I

people say there's nothing but

blueskeye ahead

but who will be my light in the dark

"just close your ighs"

says the boogie man under my bed
January 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"thanos" the rapper, has gotta be the MVP of comedic relief in 2024, subtle humor in a drama or thriller isn't always so easy to pull off, especially when half your audience doesn't speak korean, maybe it's not so subtle but "squid games" has me rolling with laughter

#squidgames #netflix #korea
December 29, 2024 at 11:33 AM
all this talk about "spider-man" costars, meanwhile james gunn casts two married people for "superman" and tells'm they've got sexual chemistry

#single #dating #relationships #love
December 21, 2024 at 11:27 AM
I got nothing against "laura harrier", but I think that woman is either making things up in'r head, or hiding behind shamiek so we'll forget she was in the man's shoes, I know I'm not the only one who's seen how she was with tom holland, girl dressed as "corpse bride" for halloween.
December 21, 2024 at 11:08 AM
my personality going into 2025
December 15, 2024 at 11:13 AM
we've got robert pattinson as "the batman", I want to zac efron as "the clayface"
December 14, 2024 at 7:28 AM
none of us thought we stood a chance, it's that we thought NOBODY stood a chance, that "hailey seinfeld" could not be bought, I mean the man of the hour has done the unthinkable, even had to wait til BLACK FRIDAY to "announce" the engagement, was probably cutting deals to pay off "the one" ring
December 1, 2024 at 8:57 AM
about to find out if "moano" is actually "moana" with some wicked misspelling, or if this another man tryna sell me "abibas"
December 1, 2024 at 8:51 AM
how the making of this next SPIDER-VERSE movie is about to feel

not laughing much at this, had to see "shameik moore" shoot and miss over and over in a montage someone strung together on tiktok, so now you have to feel my pain too
November 30, 2024 at 8:57 AM
I'm on the third episode of INTERIOR CHINATOWN, if you don't know it's stacked with known comedians and a familiar face or two, but the person who's got me laughing out loud the most, "annie chang" playing "aubrey" - we've seen her in "peacemaker" but still how's this random girl got the best lines?
November 29, 2024 at 9:59 AM
every art is a recreation, expression needs inspiration, however a fog lingers between recreation and replication, many cannot see their way out of it, and say things like "glicked"

it couldn't at least be "wickiator"
November 27, 2024 at 10:57 AM
I always tell myself I should get out more, but I've been off of tiktok for a week, and I had nobody to remind me that "dune prophecy" is now streaming, I was just rewatching "the end of the f***ing world" (the show on netflix not the news) and I've seen jessica barden in nothing else.
November 27, 2024 at 6:38 AM
I would show y'all the chocolate croissant I began my morning with, it's gone now.
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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for my southern ladies and gents sweating this THANKSGIVING, don't forget who's been sweating college football this year
November 17, 2024 at 6:53 PM
wait a minute, is that the
DEATH STAR

@redditspaceviewes.bsky.social
November 25, 2024 at 10:41 AM
ratings for today's wordle

- my performance
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

- the puzzle
🗑️

- remarks
@nytimes.com this is why nobody likes you

Wordle 1,255 6/6

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November 25, 2024 at 6:41 AM
my friends call me aaron,
my enemies know me as
"saw dust sammy" (junior)

I can do cardio.

I can shoot.

I can use a compass.

I can ignore the lights on the dashboard.

I can ignore expiration dates.

I can refuse to accept reality.

I can think like a zombie.
(not always a choice)

I can vote.
Now accepting applications to be on my apocalypse team. Apply within with your skillsets.
November 24, 2024 at 8:51 PM
getting sleep is not that hard, not for me anyway, as long as I keep a little dirt under my pillow
The concept of “sleepmaxxing” is all over TikTok. It can include extreme measures, such as drinking a magnesium cocktail before bed or using a nasal dilator to “perfect” your breathing.

Not only are these strategies potentially unsafe for some people, experts say, but they’re most likely useless.
The dream of perfect sleep may be making you an insomniac
If you’re intent on making sleep happen, it probably won’t.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 24, 2024 at 8:49 PM
modeling career,
or did someone let it rip
November 23, 2024 at 7:04 AM
this could point towards evidence as to how "lilo and stitch" is biblical canon
People don't know why I made mosquitoes. But mosquitoes know exactly why I made people.
November 23, 2024 at 6:50 AM
going into this last weekend before thanksgiving, remember who you are, be the better person, keep holding out WE'RE ALMOST THERE

bit.ly/4fvRqn5
November 22, 2024 at 7:51 PM
this is actually a highly saturated image, your eyes have frozen stuck to your frontal cortex
“Winter Lagoon”

Winter is perfect for black and white photography, don’t you think? 🤔
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
"celsius" is a measure of how much patience I have
November 22, 2024 at 3:11 PM
ratings for today's wordle

- my performance
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

- the puzzle
👎

- remarks
@nytimes.com you gotta do better WHAT IS THIS it ain't me (it is)

Wordle 1,248 6/6

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November 18, 2024 at 11:51 AM