Scarlett Fever
@wittyclitty.bsky.social
Not here to learn any lessons. Just here to banter with the class clowns.
My dudes
I can’t follow “no posts.”
*chop chop
I can’t follow “no posts.”
*chop chop
August 25, 2026 at 8:07 AM
My dudes
I can’t follow “no posts.”
*chop chop
I can’t follow “no posts.”
*chop chop
“Loverlips,“ “Fuckface,” same difference.
August 18, 2026 at 11:28 AM
“Loverlips,“ “Fuckface,” same difference.
What? Been 11 months since I’ve bleeped!
Anybody up in here?
Anybody up in here?
April 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
What? Been 11 months since I’ve bleeped!
Anybody up in here?
Anybody up in here?
I’m not really here.
Just eyeballing from the distance.
Just eyeballing from the distance.
May 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m not really here.
Just eyeballing from the distance.
Just eyeballing from the distance.
When someone notices you’re missing & reaches out 🥰
That.
That.
May 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
When someone notices you’re missing & reaches out 🥰
That.
That.
Whereas twitter non-followers are smattering me with porn invites, y'all are teabaggin' me with politics.
*yawn choke
*yawn choke
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Whereas twitter non-followers are smattering me with porn invites, y'all are teabaggin' me with politics.
*yawn choke
*yawn choke
This time next week, I’ll be hangin out, doin nothin but me.
March 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
This time next week, I’ll be hangin out, doin nothin but me.
What day is it?
And when will DST make me wish I was dead?
And when will DST make me wish I was dead?
March 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
What day is it?
And when will DST make me wish I was dead?
And when will DST make me wish I was dead?
Can’t say the climate is inviting.
Locking up for now.
Locking up for now.
March 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Can’t say the climate is inviting.
Locking up for now.
Locking up for now.
Peanut butter Ritz in bed because you’re not here.
February 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Peanut butter Ritz in bed because you’re not here.
I can hear the “snow,” that’s actually just freezing rain.
Planning to ice-skate to work.
Planning to ice-skate to work.
February 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I can hear the “snow,” that’s actually just freezing rain.
Planning to ice-skate to work.
Planning to ice-skate to work.
Frigid enough to sit in my hot car for an undisclosed amount of time.
February 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Frigid enough to sit in my hot car for an undisclosed amount of time.
How are we?
Is it humpday yet?
Is it humpday yet?
February 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
How are we?
Is it humpday yet?
Is it humpday yet?
Tomorrow-morning-me will be so happy last-night-me made 6 lattes for the week.
Survival of the fittest, bitches!
Survival of the fittest, bitches!
January 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Tomorrow-morning-me will be so happy last-night-me made 6 lattes for the week.
Survival of the fittest, bitches!
Survival of the fittest, bitches!
I may or may not have lost my grip in the last 24 hrs.
January 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I may or may not have lost my grip in the last 24 hrs.
I could jump up & down til my tit blackens my eye.
And where would my bra made of your hands be?!
And where would my bra made of your hands be?!
January 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I could jump up & down til my tit blackens my eye.
And where would my bra made of your hands be?!
And where would my bra made of your hands be?!
Wait! How’d I get 53 followers?
Heck’s yeah! Where are you guys?
Heck’s yeah! Where are you guys?
January 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Wait! How’d I get 53 followers?
Heck’s yeah! Where are you guys?
Heck’s yeah! Where are you guys?
Playing a game of "fuck-fuck" with UPS.
I think they've already won.
I think they've already won.
January 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Playing a game of "fuck-fuck" with UPS.
I think they've already won.
I think they've already won.
Made a week's worth of lattes to prevent the irrational fear of caffeine deprivation.
January 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Made a week's worth of lattes to prevent the irrational fear of caffeine deprivation.
Followed the plan of not eating 5 hours before bedtime last night.
I can make up for that with a second breakfast, right?
I can make up for that with a second breakfast, right?
January 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Followed the plan of not eating 5 hours before bedtime last night.
I can make up for that with a second breakfast, right?
I can make up for that with a second breakfast, right?
Most fortunes are not cookies I wanna crack.
“Smile at adversity” or “Make the most of your day” are just tweets you blocked 10 years ago.
“Smile at adversity” or “Make the most of your day” are just tweets you blocked 10 years ago.
January 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Most fortunes are not cookies I wanna crack.
“Smile at adversity” or “Make the most of your day” are just tweets you blocked 10 years ago.
“Smile at adversity” or “Make the most of your day” are just tweets you blocked 10 years ago.
We understand “old patterns of eating greasy Chinese, sleeping til noon & feeling restless,” Carrie Bradshaw.
January 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
We understand “old patterns of eating greasy Chinese, sleeping til noon & feeling restless,” Carrie Bradshaw.
Throwin’ a few new followers up against the wall to see if anybody sticks.
January 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Throwin’ a few new followers up against the wall to see if anybody sticks.
Guy chatting me up was suspended for suspicious activity.
Shouldn’t have asked my age.
Shouldn’t have asked my age.
January 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Guy chatting me up was suspended for suspicious activity.
Shouldn’t have asked my age.
Shouldn’t have asked my age.
Shhhh! I can hear myself thinking.
January 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Shhhh! I can hear myself thinking.