WittyWesker@ASC
@wittywesker.bsky.social
34. He/Him. 🏳️🌈🇲🇽. Icon by @/burgerkapitany.bsky.social
"All that you know is suffering."
"All that you know is suffering."
Opossum had landed.
'Tis a nice veiw... and a POOL!!!! 🤓
'Tis a nice veiw... and a POOL!!!! 🤓
September 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Opossum had landed.
'Tis a nice veiw... and a POOL!!!! 🤓
'Tis a nice veiw... and a POOL!!!! 🤓
And my reward... 😎🥴
(Nah i'm not gonna take it all in one go, i'm gonna savor this baby. ❤️)
(Nah i'm not gonna take it all in one go, i'm gonna savor this baby. ❤️)
September 9, 2026 at 5:48 AM
And my reward... 😎🥴
(Nah i'm not gonna take it all in one go, i'm gonna savor this baby. ❤️)
(Nah i'm not gonna take it all in one go, i'm gonna savor this baby. ❤️)
The Secret of NIMH... it, for want of a much better phrase, bewitched me. I remember watching it a lot growing up; the more I think about it, the more I realize it's partly responsible for my arachnophobia from one particular scene.
The close second would be amblin entertainment's Balto.
The close second would be amblin entertainment's Balto.
September 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
The Secret of NIMH... it, for want of a much better phrase, bewitched me. I remember watching it a lot growing up; the more I think about it, the more I realize it's partly responsible for my arachnophobia from one particular scene.
The close second would be amblin entertainment's Balto.
The close second would be amblin entertainment's Balto.
And the empty template for those wanting to do one themselves. I do not - i repeat - i do not own this nor did I make the original meme or template.
September 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
And the empty template for those wanting to do one themselves. I do not - i repeat - i do not own this nor did I make the original meme or template.
Eh, may as well give Bitty/Bentley one too. There's definitely some... complementary characters thrown in. :P
September 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Eh, may as well give Bitty/Bentley one too. There's definitely some... complementary characters thrown in. :P
Best way to start two days off work? Pretzels N' Smash.
Or, as I call it, the possum special.
Or, as I call it, the possum special.
September 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Best way to start two days off work? Pretzels N' Smash.
Or, as I call it, the possum special.
Or, as I call it, the possum special.
From a past character OC meme I saw, back before the blue bird site went bad.
I figured... since I got a new reference sheet, I might as well update the meme too. What makes a tired old opossum a tired old opossum? Well, here ya go.
I figured... since I got a new reference sheet, I might as well update the meme too. What makes a tired old opossum a tired old opossum? Well, here ya go.
August 30, 2026 at 7:33 AM
From a past character OC meme I saw, back before the blue bird site went bad.
I figured... since I got a new reference sheet, I might as well update the meme too. What makes a tired old opossum a tired old opossum? Well, here ya go.
I figured... since I got a new reference sheet, I might as well update the meme too. What makes a tired old opossum a tired old opossum? Well, here ya go.
Alternatively...
August 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Alternatively...
I have... for the first time in a while... a three day weekend. I'm off the next three days and I have absolutely nothing planned, at all.
Cinema/Movies on Saturday for sure... but... uh... yeah. I'm old and sore and tired. So for now -
Cinema/Movies on Saturday for sure... but... uh... yeah. I'm old and sore and tired. So for now -
August 21, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I have... for the first time in a while... a three day weekend. I'm off the next three days and I have absolutely nothing planned, at all.
Cinema/Movies on Saturday for sure... but... uh... yeah. I'm old and sore and tired. So for now -
Cinema/Movies on Saturday for sure... but... uh... yeah. I'm old and sore and tired. So for now -
F A L S E
A D V E R T I S I N G ????
IN MY AFTERLIFE?!?
A D V E R T I S I N G ????
IN MY AFTERLIFE?!?
August 19, 2026 at 9:16 PM
F A L S E
A D V E R T I S I N G ????
IN MY AFTERLIFE?!?
A D V E R T I S I N G ????
IN MY AFTERLIFE?!?
@/kendraws.art has done beautiful work with my ideas and characters, do give them a look see. Be it a character reference sheet, an profile icon, or something romantic - Ken has you covered! ❤️
Possum's honor - you will not be disappointed. 🙏
Possum's honor - you will not be disappointed. 🙏
August 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
@/kendraws.art has done beautiful work with my ideas and characters, do give them a look see. Be it a character reference sheet, an profile icon, or something romantic - Ken has you covered! ❤️
Possum's honor - you will not be disappointed. 🙏
Possum's honor - you will not be disappointed. 🙏
Hmm.
Accurate-ish? I'd say accurate-ish.
Accurate-ish? I'd say accurate-ish.
August 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Hmm.
Accurate-ish? I'd say accurate-ish.
Accurate-ish? I'd say accurate-ish.
"You're off today? After working nearly a week straight of non-stop retail BS?! What do'ya wanna do today, Witty??"
The same thing I do every time this kinda thing happens.
...
The same thing I do every time this kinda thing happens.
...
August 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"You're off today? After working nearly a week straight of non-stop retail BS?! What do'ya wanna do today, Witty??"
The same thing I do every time this kinda thing happens.
...
The same thing I do every time this kinda thing happens.
...
Four comfort characters?
*nods*
Four comfort characters.
((Yes I cheated with the added couples, wah wah. But to be fair... I didn't feel like I could include just one without the other. There's no Gomez without Morticia, and there's not Ozzie without Fizzarolli.))
*nods*
Four comfort characters.
((Yes I cheated with the added couples, wah wah. But to be fair... I didn't feel like I could include just one without the other. There's no Gomez without Morticia, and there's not Ozzie without Fizzarolli.))
July 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Four comfort characters?
*nods*
Four comfort characters.
((Yes I cheated with the added couples, wah wah. But to be fair... I didn't feel like I could include just one without the other. There's no Gomez without Morticia, and there's not Ozzie without Fizzarolli.))
*nods*
Four comfort characters.
((Yes I cheated with the added couples, wah wah. But to be fair... I didn't feel like I could include just one without the other. There's no Gomez without Morticia, and there's not Ozzie without Fizzarolli.))
I'm not sure if i've ever posted this on Bluesky, but since summer is here - I figured i'd bring back an old (and appropriate) favorite. ❤️
A summer baked opossum, done by @burgerkapitany.bsky.social some time ago. Please support the artist. 🙏
A summer baked opossum, done by @burgerkapitany.bsky.social some time ago. Please support the artist. 🙏
July 15, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I'm not sure if i've ever posted this on Bluesky, but since summer is here - I figured i'd bring back an old (and appropriate) favorite. ❤️
A summer baked opossum, done by @burgerkapitany.bsky.social some time ago. Please support the artist. 🙏
A summer baked opossum, done by @burgerkapitany.bsky.social some time ago. Please support the artist. 🙏
CW: Deltarune Chapter 3 spoilers. Marked as suggestive, just in case.
<Me> "Oh yeah, i should probably catch up with Deltarune since the new chapter has been out.... where the hell did i leave off again?"
*checks my save file.*
<Me> "Ah... right, forgot about you."
<Me> "Oh yeah, i should probably catch up with Deltarune since the new chapter has been out.... where the hell did i leave off again?"
*checks my save file.*
<Me> "Ah... right, forgot about you."
July 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
CW: Deltarune Chapter 3 spoilers. Marked as suggestive, just in case.
<Me> "Oh yeah, i should probably catch up with Deltarune since the new chapter has been out.... where the hell did i leave off again?"
*checks my save file.*
<Me> "Ah... right, forgot about you."
<Me> "Oh yeah, i should probably catch up with Deltarune since the new chapter has been out.... where the hell did i leave off again?"
*checks my save file.*
<Me> "Ah... right, forgot about you."
I was on call with a friend when the subject of Bloodborne came up, cuz I used to post and play it a lot.
Figured i'd load it up again, and... my aim needs work, but I can still dodge like my life depends on it though lmao
Figured i'd load it up again, and... my aim needs work, but I can still dodge like my life depends on it though lmao
June 26, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I was on call with a friend when the subject of Bloodborne came up, cuz I used to post and play it a lot.
Figured i'd load it up again, and... my aim needs work, but I can still dodge like my life depends on it though lmao
Figured i'd load it up again, and... my aim needs work, but I can still dodge like my life depends on it though lmao
Am a mix! And a tad crazy?
I guess i'm Gangle and Kinger, wah wah. :P
I guess i'm Gangle and Kinger, wah wah. :P
June 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Am a mix! And a tad crazy?
I guess i'm Gangle and Kinger, wah wah. :P
I guess i'm Gangle and Kinger, wah wah. :P
June 24, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Brayden Nathaniel Polk, 47 years old, mild exhibitionist, and definitely had a thing for smells... and body worship. ~
His boyfriend is a young possum punk (31 yrs) named Bentley. ~
Together, they're "Punk N' Pops".
His boyfriend is a young possum punk (31 yrs) named Bentley. ~
Together, they're "Punk N' Pops".
June 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Brayden Nathaniel Polk, 47 years old, mild exhibitionist, and definitely had a thing for smells... and body worship. ~
His boyfriend is a young possum punk (31 yrs) named Bentley. ~
Together, they're "Punk N' Pops".
His boyfriend is a young possum punk (31 yrs) named Bentley. ~
Together, they're "Punk N' Pops".
<Me, after that entire bleak ending scene played out.>
June 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
<Me, after that entire bleak ending scene played out.>
CW: Baldur's Gate 3 spoilers, game spoilers. #spoilers #Baldur'sGate3 #bg3
I can finally say I finished my Dark Urge route.
I can finally say I finished my Dark Urge route.
June 16, 2026 at 4:25 AM
CW: Baldur's Gate 3 spoilers, game spoilers. #spoilers #Baldur'sGate3 #bg3
I can finally say I finished my Dark Urge route.
I can finally say I finished my Dark Urge route.
