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kyle!
@wizard-toads.bsky.social
· Aug 5
couldn't lock in!!! they are coming for me
i think i deserve to do something very stupid
October 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
i think i deserve to do something very stupid
they put my grandma in a contraption
October 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
they put my grandma in a contraption
once i learn to solder it's all over for you all
August 25, 2026 at 3:46 PM
once i learn to solder it's all over for you all
armed and dangerous with a used chisel set from the local library
August 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
armed and dangerous with a used chisel set from the local library
PLAYING SOUND ON YOUR PHONE OUT LOUD IN THE COURT HOUSE???
August 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
PLAYING SOUND ON YOUR PHONE OUT LOUD IN THE COURT HOUSE???
replaced my squealing serpentine belt and now it's ✨ worse ✨
August 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
replaced my squealing serpentine belt and now it's ✨ worse ✨
yayayay everyone put their hazards on on the wet highway yay yippee
August 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
yayayay everyone put their hazards on on the wet highway yay yippee
package delayed from tonight to an unknown time tomorrow this is IT for me it's all over
July 27, 2026 at 2:39 PM
package delayed from tonight to an unknown time tomorrow this is IT for me it's all over
been drinking straight out the brita filter lately
July 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
been drinking straight out the brita filter lately
I Fucking Love Owning And Using A Drill
July 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I Fucking Love Owning And Using A Drill
everyone at the MOMA loves my keith haring shirt
June 27, 2026 at 8:43 PM
everyone at the MOMA loves my keith haring shirt
Gay server gave us 3 gays a round of drinks for free happy pride
June 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Gay server gave us 3 gays a round of drinks for free happy pride
scarcity mindset? no-- scavenger's attitude
June 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM
scarcity mindset? no-- scavenger's attitude
you could shut it off. then when you opened the lid it automatically turned back on. due to the lack of an on button.
also it was blue screening like every 7 minutes but it rebooted really fast so it was fine.
also it was blue screening like every 7 minutes but it rebooted really fast so it was fine.
interacted with a laptop that didn't have an on/off button today
June 14, 2026 at 5:17 AM
you could shut it off. then when you opened the lid it automatically turned back on. due to the lack of an on button.
also it was blue screening like every 7 minutes but it rebooted really fast so it was fine.
also it was blue screening like every 7 minutes but it rebooted really fast so it was fine.
interacted with a laptop that didn't have an on/off button today
June 14, 2026 at 5:16 AM
interacted with a laptop that didn't have an on/off button today
new uniqlo pants set off TSA's crotch detector. that or my transsexual swag has grown too powerful this pride month
June 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
new uniqlo pants set off TSA's crotch detector. that or my transsexual swag has grown too powerful this pride month
when I am at my lowest it always comes to lift me up: Homestuck Game Project Kickstarter Update
June 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
when I am at my lowest it always comes to lift me up: Homestuck Game Project Kickstarter Update
they call me the grand spackler
June 9, 2026 at 5:55 AM
they call me the grand spackler
the green line should be allowed to hit cars
June 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
the green line should be allowed to hit cars
been making crazy moves on fb marketplace
May 28, 2026 at 2:07 AM
been making crazy moves on fb marketplace
I am so good at looking at images
May 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I am so good at looking at images
this ain't my first maypole
May 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
this ain't my first maypole